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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Oversaturation

You ever wonder how some of these places with so many strip clubs makes do. Portland metro- About 2.5 million with 51 strip clubs. Tampa metro-About 3.2 million people with about 53 strip clubs Houston metro- About 7.1 million with about 54…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 12 21

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The untold story of Miami Vice (and it's connection to tuscl)

The year was 1984, Don Johnson was headed down I-95 in order to shoot the pilot of a future show that would be called "Miami Vice" Exhausted from all the driving, he actually made a pit stop at a strip…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 8

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Locales we never ever talk about

Recently I've hit some strip club cities that, and I've been here a minute now, that we just don't really seem to talk about. Some that come to mind recently. There is probably reason for it, not that great a…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 8 17

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Dave Chappelle visits strip clubs alone

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CpObyWsm22s lmao

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 8

Politics

Fall of Minneapolis

Great documentary free on youtube or rumble. Have you seen it? I'd highly recommend it, show it to all your liberal friends.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 50

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Blue light blues and revelations

Are y’all looking at your clothing under some of these blue lights in these clubs? I understand semen jokes are incoming but I don’t realize how much coffee I spill on my shirts. It really doesn’t come out as much…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 1

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Using proper pronouns for mongers

You know often times I’ll read the police blotters the next day, terms thrown around like “stalker Muddy”, “John Muddy”, “debauchee Muddy”….its Sugar Daddy. S-U-G-A-R D-A-D-D-Y. And the girl I’m with. She’s not some “street walker I just picked up…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 7

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F'd up so bad in a strip club, stripper called me Osama Bin Laden

Not too long ago at a strip club in lower Manhattan. I was doing my thing. Everyone bandying about. Saw a stripper, with the biggest fake tits I've ever seen. Gigantic. And I noticed one of her nipples was missing.…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 5

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Does TUSCL lean more white knight or more USASG Creep

If you had to say. Obliviously it’s a mix, and everyone is on certain spots of the spectrum but what do you think TUSCL leans overall? Not asking you to call anyone out just where do you think this community…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 18

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Songs that are sexual innuendos

Or ones that you are suspicious of I saw a recent story with Bryan Adam’s addmitting the Summer of ‘69 was actually about a position and not the year. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bryan-adams-shares-very-saucy-31648381.amp As a song I’ve always been suspect of Love Train by…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 10 27

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Scent of a strip club

Y’all ever run into a strip club that had a certain funk to make it memorable, for better or worse? Maybe it reminds of you of something good. Or just smells like straight up shit. One spot in East St. Louis…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 19

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Stripper asked me to go rough with her, but did I go too far?

Recently I was Minneapolis going to a strip club. Believe it or not Huntsman dropped me off (he couldn’t come in because he refused to disarm) Anyway I see a stripper who looked of the fetanyl/meth/crackhead variety. They come cheap…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 8

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Things you do to unwind and decompress

Stressed, need to get outside, what are doing about it? Me for a while now, I've been heading down the beach, full nude and while it's not a nude beach they pretty much leave me a lone down there, they all…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 19

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Greatest tuscl quotes of all time

What are some qoutes on here that have stuck with you I'm pretty sure this was a lowpaw qoute "I'll beg for pussy, I'll pay for pussy but I'm not going to beg to pay for pussy" Great quote every new…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 208 26

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Papi Chulo has returned

For those that said he has moved onto more important things in life, I say LOL blasphemy. Not a chance. The moment I first set eyes on Papi_Chulo or at least his 40 paragraph reviews, (and that was just the…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 5

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What if strippers came and reviewed you and your place of work

How would that go? I feel like a lot of 1's and 2's would be getting thrown around. Would anyone not put out? If these girls were paying, hell I'd be the biggest whore, undercutting everybody. Probably get jumped in the parking lot…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 14

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Guys I’m hanging it up, done with this life

After strip clubbing in Tennessee, Virginia, Alberta, Fort Wayne, Orlando, Colorado Springs, D.C, San Jose, Salt Lake City and Boise I have determined that this hobby is a complete and utter waste of time. All of it can go to…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 33

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Your perfect backyard

Got a magic wand. Whatever you want. Open your backdoor and that's what it is. I saw an article recently that Chris Chelios was selling his Malibu house. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11946683/NHL-great-Chris-Chelios-selling-75m-four-bedroom-Malibu-Beach-mansion.html I was looking at that and to me to have the…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 14

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Sugar Baby Violence

https://nypost.com/2023/11/22/news/kaley-renae-medina-blinded-man-she-met-on-sugar-daddy-site/ Damn that's a rough date. I looked her up on instagram she's actually pretty cute. https://www.instagram.com/maleykedina/?hl=en See that's a girl I would also wanna bang but you don't fuck with crazy.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 9

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Do you get along with you neighbors?

Any beefs? Even way back when. I've never had a problem with any neighbors outside of being a punk kid but I'd have to imagine it'd be a pain in the ass. At home you just want to unplug not…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 21

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Asking for too much in PM's?

You ever feel like you asked for too much in PM's and got a negative response? I sent a message to few fellow tusclers in hopes learning about there local sc scene. Verbatim... "Let's hook arms and skip through the meadow,…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 9

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Do Strip Club Billboards work on you?

How often are you guys driving and see a big ass sign for a club and decide fuck it, I was doing something but now I'm going to the strip club. Usually going to strip clubs are a premeditated act…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 22 20

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Ever feel like your just a wannabe?

No matter how many girls I sleep with, how many strip clubs I got to, the truth is and I'll have to just accept, is that I'll never truly top the legendary Rick Dugan. Your work your whole life to…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 17

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Boss Bitches

I was watching Trump's lawyer go off yesterday, look whatever politics are, you can't lie that girl is gorgeous. And she's a top lawyer. Crazy stuff. https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media.salon.com/2023/10/alina_habba_1701755876.jpg Then you got Tulsi Gabbard of course. She is gangsta. But you gotta…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 13

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Why do dancers utilize tuscl?

If you had to guess what most of them use it for. A) To see and learn about how customers think B) To see where to to possibly work at in the future C) To see if they themselves pop up in a…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 9 21
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