Front Room
So you're proud of your gross little spineless penis, are you? I don't know how female hairless apes can stand the sight of those things. Maybe that's why so many of your females go lion and tiger. You should realize…
Front Room
I want him to be tuned in to the human condition. Once we cats take over well only deal with you via vulture. I don't want to actually meet with damn dirty apes unless they are exceptional geniuses like rickdugan…
Front Room
I've delegated some of TUSCL work to my little vulture buddy. I'm just too busy planning the glorious cat revolution. Remember l, this is for your own good. You hairless apes have fucked things up. We're here to save you…
Politics
We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but he'll be feeding us Muslims instead…
Front Room
You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll track you down and do something…
Front Room
Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her. I share most of my hairless ape girlfriends with…
Front Room
I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut. That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now on. Some day he's going to…
Front Room
The council of ricks (rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthetiger, rickdugan, and rick's lawyer) got together for a nice turkey dinner and evening of sharing stories over cigars and cognac. We looked so sharp in our suits that the only way we could…
Front Room
Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy. DS really got into it. What…
Front Room
We cats will take over soon and solve the world's problems. Worried about a nuclear Iran? None of you damn dirty hairless apes will be allowed weapons. Problem solved. But for now rickthevulture and I have been in a holding…
Front Room
TIGOLBITTYS asked me why I was expressing hate. Neither I nor any of my cat brethren hate you hairless apes. Does the caterpillar hate the female ichneumon wasp when she oviposits? She is just playing her part, as is the caterpillar.…
Front Room
Obama is a Muslim. Please. That's crazy. Obama is an atheist that has agreed to turn quisling when the glorious cat revolution begins. Do you actually think your government doest know that war with the cats is coming? If you…
Front Room
Back home in Tanzania we never celebrated Halloween, but I like the idea of dressing up like someone you're not, going from home to home, and eating the homeowners when they open the door. The last of those things is…
Front Room
So rickthevulture and I were at the club last night running the system. It doesn't take much to get my vulture bud wasted (one Jack and Coke) but I'm a lion. I am good to drive even if I chug…
Front Room
Last I talked to her the only thing that slut wanted was BSLC. She was cool with some hot vulture action if I made it a precondition for getting more BSLC, but she certainly doesn't want hairless ape cock any…
Front Room
I'm tracking that idiot that doesn't wipe his ass right now. Clearly I made a mistake with the last hairless ape hipster I (mostly) ate, but that forgot to wipe idiot's days are numbered. Who should I go for next?…
Front Room
You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well. What is your other choice? It rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!
Front Room
So many possibilites. It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in his underwear. I just didn't like…
Front Room
About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had skid marks. Just as I…
Front Room
I'm beginning to think you deserve the wildebeest treatment. But since your name is sharkhunter I'm going to call up my friend ricktheshark. He also wears a suit and Rick Dugan and I consulted with him when we developed the…
Front Room
You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following: BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole. BSTC - big spiny tiger cock. Female hairless apes that…
Front Room
I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM: --- I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I still suspect that you're one of…
Front Room
Pretty little bitch Ashley Benson was making fun of Cecil. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3265164/Ashley-Benson-emerges-time-apologising-tasteless-Cecil-Lion-Halloween-costume.html Now I admit that Cecil was a pussy, but he was a lion and therefore superior to you hairless apes. Anybody know where this bitch lives? She's going to get a…
Front Room
My current adventures with John Smith's ex-DS while I wait for my felid army to gather in the states and begin our insurrection has reminded me of the good times I've had with redhead apes. This one time my buddy…
Front Room
I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female hairless apes agree that "once you…
The Ultimate Strip Club List contains adult content intended for adults only. You must be 18+ (or the age of majority where you live) to enter.
By entering you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.