Posts by rickthelion

While on a vacation in London the wife of a long time poster begins to feel rather randy and decides to engage in a gangbang with having an affair with three men, one from England, one from Scotland, and one…

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule. Here’s a question: how worried are you if a female…

The rick is skeptical about this story: https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_14/24620.jpg This rick’s experience is that even the stupidest of hairless ape whores understand that takin’ my lion jizz their hooha will not result in lil’ cubs with noble lion heads and ape bodies. Also,…

Have any of you ever worried that Scrub Ape might be the chef when you go to a restaurant? I went to a restaurant with good reviews but when my dinner arrived it was rather unappetizing. I heard somebody in…

So this hairless ape that raps under the name of “Future” pulled a rick trick on Pippen. Apparently, a young Future Ape wanted Pippen’s autograph. Pippen refused so a number of years later Future fucked Pippen’s wife while wearing Gucci…

Get a load of this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/w30lr1/oc_cowboy_butts_make_him_nuts/ There is a lot to unpack here. The “Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts” bumper sticker is what convinced me it was Skifredo. But you should also check out the bumper sticker declaring that the driver…

You know how there are times you’re reading TUSCL and somebody says something crazy and you’re all “yeah, right… like that happened” and you roll your eyes? There should be a button for that sentiment. Obviously, it wouldn’t apply to ricks…

Not idiots like Skifredo. Nope, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the freaks that wield chainsaws and live in the sewer and shit like that. I was shocked to discover that Libby-ape or whatever the fuck his name is wants strippers to dress…

So I was all rickin’ around enjoying myself when this sexy female hairless ape told me about this cartoon her father used to watch. It was called He-Man. Sounds kind of gay to this rick but whatev. Anyhoo, I decided…

A: Sandy Johnson ROAR!!!

Remember that plucky Gotham rat that was hauling away a whole slice of pizza or maybe it was a whole pie? Anyhoo, I was partying with this rat. You know, some lion and rat on sexy female hairless ape gangbang…

Since I am King of the Jungle I respect all the various Kings, Queens, Princes, and whatnots. So I though I’d share a story about Queen Elizabeth II and her eldest son. The Queen and Prince Charles are traveling alone in…