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started 2 yrs ago
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Should I go rescue ricktheporcupine from the Amsterdam hoosegow?
posted by
rickthelion

Just saw this:

newsflare.com

They say that the porcupine has some sort of mental condition, but that sure looks like rick tryin’ to convince the chick to engage in some big boobed hairless ape on porcupine action.…

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started 2 yrs ago
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It’s funny because it’s true!
posted by
rickthelion

While on a vacation in London the wife of a long time poster begins to feel rather randy and decides to engage in a gangbang with having an affair with three men, one from England,…

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started 2 yrs ago
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Imma get things back on track… Prosecco in the pussy
posted by
rickthelion

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule.

Here’s a question: how worried…

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started 2 yrs ago
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Large canine ejaculates in female hairless ape and ape is confused about species
posted by
rickthelion

The rick is skeptical about this story:

phun.org

This rick’s experience is that even the stupidest of hairless ape whores understand that takin’ my lion jizz their hooha will not result in lil’ cubs with noble lion…

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started 2 yrs ago
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Chef Scrub Ape? The rick got some suspect coq au vin
posted by
rickthelion

Have any of you ever worried that Scrub Ape might be the chef when you go to a restaurant? I went to a restaurant with good reviews but when my dinner arrived it was rather…

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started 2 yrs ago
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Future Ape pulled a rick-level trick on Scottie Pippen
posted by
rickthelion

So this hairless ape that raps under the name of “Future” pulled a rick trick on Pippen. Apparently, a young Future Ape wanted Pippen’s autograph. Pippen refused so a number of years later Future fucked…

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started 2 yrs ago
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I think that Skifredo bought a car!
posted by
rickthelion

Get a load of this gem:

reddit.com

There is a lot to unpack here. The “Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts” bumper sticker is what convinced me it was Skifredo. But you should also check out the bumper…

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started 2 yrs ago
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TUSCL needs a “yeah…that happened” button in addition to “like” and “dislike”
posted by
rickthelion

You know how there are times you’re reading TUSCL and somebody says something crazy and you’re all “yeah, right… like that happened” and you roll your eyes?

There should be a button for that sentiment. Obviously,…

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started 2 yrs ago
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Clowns… Frickin’ clowns… and the Cirque du Soleil
posted by
rickthelion

Not idiots like Skifredo. Nope, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the freaks that wield chainsaws and live in the sewer and shit like that. I was shocked to discover that Libby-ape or whatever the fuck his name…