Posts by rickthelion

This rick knows the 411 on many TUSCL posters. I have it on good authority that Dixie-Ape (aka Cacaplop, the ape with anal leakage) befriended a retarded crab living behind a Starbucks. Said crab, named Fredo, is none other than…

Hey you damn dirty apes, it is time you remember what TUSCL is for. Trading stories and information about strip clubs. Praising the ricks. Discussing the theory and practice of driving while intoxicated. Learning from the ricks. And generally making…

I was rickin’ around in an alcoholic fog when I ran across what appears to be a porno appearance of that beagle from the comic strips. The one the rap guy is named after. Yeah, him…apparently he grew a really…

It should surprise none of you damn dirty apes that we ricks are experts at wordplay. This rick thought he would share the best anagram - a rickagram, if you will.: Marisa Tomei = Itsa me Mario ROAR!!!

Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt. But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars. By blasting himself into space in a giant dick.…

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/t8jdhq/what_do_you_think_happened_to_this_lion/ Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so…

This rick was pleasantly buzzed flipping through channels and I came across a find. An old program starring some weird looking bear. Bear didn’t even look real but I am a big supporter of television programming with more carnivores and…

As a rick I can pull off all sorts of badassery even when I am so out of my skull from my drinking that the laws of physics only seem like suggestions. However, those of you who are more constrained…

If you perverted apes are bothered by the change in the green M&M’s footwear - and you should be - sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/keep-the-green-m-m-sexy You hairless apes KNOW the green M&M is a horny slut. Let’s keep her that way. ROAR!!!

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76547#comment1191807 I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick: Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome we ricks truly are. You…

We ricks have generally avoided TUSCL meetups because we don’t want to associated with normies (i.e., non-ricks). However, I’ve also been wanting to improve my rick fugue. That state I enter when I’m pleasantly drunk. The problem is getting sufficient alcohol…

I’m counting myself out because I’m a rick and a lion. Obviously, I’d win. But among the rest of you, who’d win and why? Remember, guns are not allowed. Any asshole can win with a gun but it takes skill to…