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So I've finally made it to the states and I'm preparing to execute my felid revolution. Fucked the hot stewardess on the way over too. Being a lion in a suit that flys business class has its benefits. But the…
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If you don't stop trolling my friend rickdugan I am so going to go wildebeest on your ass. You say one more disrespectful thing about rickdugan or our ingenious system and you're marked for the rest of your short life.…
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What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can be transmitted from hairless ape to…
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My friend rickdugan and developed the system and shared it with you. I would think that you would be a bit more grateful. I wanted to emphasize the importance of complementing all females on their shoes, be they hairless ape, lioness,…
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ATACdawg asked whether I was capable of changing the environment and in doing so, wipe out entire species. Well, ATACdawg, not yet. But I'm learning and when the felid army gets ready you hairless apes will be in for a…
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When we lions take over and thin out your hairless ape numbers I plan to govern via a human representative as a benevolent overlord. It's a given that Rick Dugan will be my viceroy. He cuts a dashing figure in…
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That sharkhunter dumbass is pro-global warming. And he talks smack about Cecil. Cecil may have been an Uncle Leo but he was still a lion. Every lion is valuable, unlike most of you dumbass hairless apes. Don't you hairless apes know…
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That's what my buddy Ricky Ricardo el Leon would say. Rick is, after all, a common name for lions and the lionhearted (e.g., rickdugan). I keep logging on expecting to see people giving my future viceroy rickdugan proper respect. What…
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Recent work from hairless ape scientists: www.oregonlive.com/living/index.ssf/2015/08/smarts_stealth_and_retractable.html I didn't need science to tell me that cats are the pinnacle of evolution. And within cats it goes lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, and then other cats. We badass lions are the pinnacle of the…
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I'm organizing all cats and we're going to go all wildebeest on your asses. Your future will look like this. https://youtu.be/r-OuszqRo6c Unless you see one of my elite troops. Then you'll just see a lion in a suit pointing an…
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What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all. I ask you one question to enhance my enjoyment of my upcoming trip from the NC to Nairobi…
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Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you. Mind you, I don't know what kind of cat you are, but I figure we felines…
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I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too. And know that I've figured…
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Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because I'm more of a savanna cat. Big…
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Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last week I asked a nice and…
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As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo realize the the humans in the Tanzanian countryside don't have…
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As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding…
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As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a debate among the clueless regarding…
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