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@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
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Skifredo is angry that there are big ‘n heavy hairless apes in the frickin’ NFL. What’s gonna be his next beef with the world? Water too wet? Jack is too delightful? His mommy endangered him by letting him cross the frickin’…
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Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…
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I’ve been getting reports of fake lions posting on the interwebs. As a real lion Imma go all wildebeest on their asses. The honorable rickthelion Chair, High Council of ricks ROAR!!!
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Imma share my rickish New Year’s resolutions - my ricksolutions if you will. And you should view ‘em as rick solutions to your lives. 1. Drink more Jack. Hell…this rick put some Jack in his bubbly for the New Year’s toast.…
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Did you demented perverts see this shit? https://abcnews.go.com/US/drunk-raccoon-found-passed-liquor-store-bathroom-officials/story?id=128054453 This rick would never go into a liquor store, knock scotch off the shelves, drink it off the floor, and pass out in the can. Well…it’s possible that this has happened to me or…
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Ready to eat the traditional wildebeest and Brussels sprouts? The only thing this lion doesn’t understand is why most or you eat those giant frickin’ chickens when you could let the wildebeest flavor merge with the stuffing. Regardless, hope those of…
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I mean really, you’re on here rapid-fire posting like all the frickin’ time. What is your malfunction? Did you shove some chocolate-covered coffee beans up your butthole and then shotgun 20 cans of Red Bull? Maybe take a chill pill and…
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I think I found his picture: https://phun.org/index.php?id=20842&u=17
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This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality. One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a badass carnivore as his spirit…
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I mean really… https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1ksls1d/lion_invading_tigers_personal_space/
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…to ask permission: https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/1kf5azz/this_raccoons_got_zero_selfcontrol/ — I think ricktheraccoon may know this guy. ROAR!!!
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Have you ever seen a parrot help a stripper remove clothing? Well check this out: — https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/40915123817/ https://thumbs.pro/a/burleskateer.tumblr.com/post/73522014643/ — That parrot is a superfreak. If he was wearing a stylin’ suit he’d be downright rickish. ROAR!!!
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Sometimes this lion is amazed that you damn dirty apes ever went to the frickin’ moon. I mean really, look at Katy Perry’s new spacesuit: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/06/24/katy-perry-vogue-world-paris-revealing-look-photo/74193734007/ How is that practical? I mean really, if she wanted to make the spacesuit out of…
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What do you weirdos think about Jeff Bezos sending his fiancée into space with Katy Perry for her bachelorette party? Was he trying to keep her from banging the male strippers? Or was she planning something really freaky with alien…
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Incels are the scourge of the interwebz so this lion is planning to help the incel community. Let’s take it as a given that any loser can get laid if they ask enough females. It may be hard on the ego.…
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rickthegator is happy. Normally he is kind of pissed at those damn dirty apes in Gainesville for appropriating his culture (gator culture, not rick culture) but he likes a good basketball game when he watches one. ROAR!!!
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Based on this obituary I conclude that somebody’s children did not like think they were a great father: https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/tampabaytimes/name/arthur-bates-obituary?id=57901577 However, the deceased did seem to be the type to post on websites for demented perverts. What do you think his TUSCL handle
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What do you demented perverts think about the following message sent to this rick? Should I go all wildebeest on his ass? Subject: The Cosmic WiFi Heist – A Day in My Earthly Adventures Dear Fellow Earthlings (or as I prefer to…
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What would you think if you read the following posted under Skifredo’s handle? Subject: Navigating the Political Circus – A Raccoon’s View Hey fellow trash enthusiasts, Your friendly, well-dressed raccoon here, ready to rummage through the messy dumpster of US politics! And remember,…
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You damn dirty apes are trying to resurrect the frickin’ woolly mammoth and have started by creating the woolly mouse. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/company-seeking-to-resurrect-the-woolly-mammoth-creates-a-woolly-mouse/ This lion would like to say two things. First, if you want a bunch of creatures you can hunt running around,…
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According to the Daily Mail there was a rugby video that went viral for all the wrong reasons https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-14437023/Womens-rugby-sevens-viral-video-Faith-Nathan-Teagan-Levi-lineout-shorts-revealing.html But this lion can’t see the issue. Can any of you perverts see the issue? https://www.tiktok.com/@baddiesinsports/video/7475451063609380118 That’s some good rugby. ROAR!!!
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Have any of you weirdos been to the mermaid club north of Tampa? Apparently it is in some little town called Weeki Wachee. This rick has questions before his next Florida trip. First, are all the mermaids hairless ape from…
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Are any of you perverts hip to the New York Dolls? Or maybe you were into his Buster Poindexter persona. Now, he was no Princess Tay Tay, but this lion appreciates any cray-cray musical performances and he gave a lot…
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The Norse believed that there was a she-goat in Valhalla named Heidrun would supply them with an eternal amount of mead produced from its udders. They’re almost right. This rick believes that in the afterlife all ricks will have the opportunity…
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