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A fellow TUSCL poster - skifredo - has developed a hard on for the coronavirus. Let’s leave aside arguments about the relative danger of coronavirus vs flu and all of the other things the TUSCL experts have been debating and…
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After a long New Year’s celebration during which I imbibed just the right number of gimlets and rickaritas, I have returned to share the good news! 2020 should be the year of rick! Of course, every year is the year…
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Many of you know that my favorite cocktail is the gimlet. Be it the modern 2/3-1/3 recipe or the older 1/2-1/2 it is hard to beat the classic. However, we rick’s are nothing if not epicures, so we enjoy many…
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https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8fa00d5c3024f31ab122dd855a8ce8f12ba1e7910a1ee3de98122c5331484733.gif If they wanted to feel like this they should just get a lion, tiger, or jaguar to fuck them in the ass. ROAR!!!
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My buddy rickdugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, has made his disdain for trolls many times. However, it is important to distinguish between insanos, idiots, and the genuine trolls. A true troll is often (but not always) a female…
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San Jose Ape misunderstands what it is to be a rick. He believes that we are sociopaths. Not so. The rick way is to wear badass suits, fuck sexy female hairless apes, pretend to be a chemical engineer, and drive…
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With all of the new discussion rooms it seems to me that a room for the ricks is warranted. This could be a place where we rick could share our insights and then you apes (and the other creatures that…
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Do any of you apes ask your various OTC whores to do a few jumping jacks before giving them the old flesh torpedo treatment? dugan doesn’t really understand my fascination with the bouncy bouncy boobs of the female hairless ape,…
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That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes! But I do…
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Or, as we call it, a ricknundrum. The basis for this ricknundrum is the simple fact that we ricks are apex predators. Whereas most dogs are simpering idiots that sit around and lick their own balls and asshole. Would any self-respecting…
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The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is: Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a hairless ape can do it.…
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All of the recent improvements to TUSCL will make communication among the ricks far more efficient. rickthebarnacle is especially grateful. As am I and my vulture bud. Now I'm off to defile some sexy female hairless apes with my BSLC.
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When I think about the way the best among you ape (the great rickdugan) behaves and contrast it with idiots like this: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/13/naked-man-humping-dead-shark-identified-as-an-ex-nyc-police-officer-6634900/ It only emphasized the need to cull your herds. I've discussed the stupid NYC cop with ricktheshark and he…
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Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a suit. And carrying an AK. Mr. Jimmy…
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Title says it all
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The council has a adopted a "wait and see" attitude. Mind you, we were never anti-Trump. Indeed, the council member and smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan, was pro-Trump. Nevertheless, I am worried. Not about policy issues because all of…
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It's amusing that you wildebeest think your votes count. If Trump wins the council of ricks will step in overtly. If Clinton wins we'll act behind the scenes. We'll be your benevolent overlords. Maybe a little snacking on the more…
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That Mikey wildebeest thinks he's insulting me by saying I have kitty paws. Not an insult. All cats are better creatures than hairless apes. Cat lives matter. However, wildebeest boy Mikey better watch out if he insults catkind. I have lion…
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The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright is to fuck any whore I…
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You are clearly impressed with yourself despite knowing little of the ways of the world. I am highly suspicious of your assertions that you actually practice law among the hairless apes. However it is no concern of mine for I…
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rickdugan's assertion that my comments were a bit sad made me reflect. So I decided to consult with the wisest of the ricks. The barnacle is the deepest thinker among all of the ricks. That guy is Plato, Socrates, Hobbes,…
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Perhaps you could be my court jester once the cat revolution is complete. Your stuff about how ISIS and the Ayatollahs in Iran don't believe in god is hilarious. Maybe you're confused because they say god in Arabic. It's allah…
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I have a news flash for you: there is no god. Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you are, in which case he's not…
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I bet they were disappointed. Famale hairless apes love the BSLC. ROAR!
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I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks. If you wish to post on TUSCL with a name that includes "rick"…
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