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The recent TUSCL glossary post got me thinkin’, as this rick is wont to do. It included a term for golden shower. Gloria Steinem or Gene Simmons or Geraldo Rivera or some such nonsense. But the…

The hawk in this video seems like a good egg: https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh7dDFTLnIEg0lm0U3/out-of-a-movie-snake-falls-from-the-sky-onto-a-woman-she-then-gets-attacked-by-a-hawk Anyone know where I can get in touch with him? I think it would be good to put him on retainer to go seek out those…

As a rick and a lion Imma take the bull by the horns and try to get you weirdo apes talkin’ ‘bout Trump in the front room to start postin’ your stuff here. ROAR!!!

So this rick will soon be off to France for a vacation and a bit of work. Have any of you weirdos been to Lyon and, if so, do you have experience with strip clubs? A…

Have you apes seen this shit? https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2023/03/sloth-bites-teen-during-visit-to-michigan-pet-store-ruining-lifelong-dream.html That is one badass sloth. Imma bring him a stylin’ suit and bust him out of the hoosegow. Maybe he can be my wingman on the subsequent a Detroit…

Spoiler alert: given the average TUSCL poster, the answer will be “why yes, you are the asshole.” In fact, that’s a 100% guarantee for Skifredo and Iceezebra posts. But it will still be a source…

Desertscrub has claimed to wear a kilt to the club. In other words, Scrub Ape may very well be a kiltjizzer. Well, this rick wants to know more about Scrub Ape’s psychology and his impact…

As a rick I alway show up at the club in a stylin’ suit. The lap dance issue really doesn’t matter to this rick because I take that suit off when the time is right. However,…

I’m all drunk and watching some old documentary on those goofy ELP apes. They are play Pachelbel's Canon with a laser light show while a horse ice skates in the background. Do any you like…