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So this rick will soon be off to France for a vacation and a bit of work. Have any of you weirdos been to Lyon and, if so, do you have experience with strip clubs?

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Have you apes seen this shit? mlive.com

That is one badass sloth. Imma bring him a stylin’ suit and bust him out of the hoosegow. Maybe he can be my wingman on the subsequent a Detroit…

Spoiler alert: given the average TUSCL poster, the answer will be “why yes, you are the asshole.” In fact, that’s a 100% guarantee for Skifredo and Iceezebra posts. But it will still be a source…

Desertscrub has claimed to wear a kilt to the club. In other words, Scrub Ape may very well be a kiltjizzer. Well, this rick wants to know more about Scrub Ape’s psychology and his impact…

As a rick I alway show up at the club in a stylin’ suit. The lap dance issue really doesn’t matter to this rick because I take that suit off when the time is right.

However,…

I’m all drunk and watching some old documentary on those goofy ELP apes. They are play Pachelbel's Canon with a laser light show while a horse ice skates in the background.

Do any you like…

My brother from another mother recently said “When I go to an amusement park, do I keep things professional and all business? Of course not. Sure it's business for the people working there, but it's…

Doesn’t matter if your a badass cat, a zen barnacle, or a damn dirty ape. You all deserve a happy 2023!

Well, maybe not Skifredo. He’s kind of a insano. Well…whatever, I guess this rick wishes…

Title says it all. Well, I guess I should add happy Chanukah. And happy whatever else you may celebrate. I had me a roaring good winter solstice and expect some good Christmas fun. Wishing the…