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In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet), Dr. Loco put on display a…
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Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7. That formula generally has worked pretty well for me…
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Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain automobiles, cover the costs of an…
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Barbers often get chatty while they cut your hair. Some barbers regard lively chatter an essential part of the barbershop experience that they must provide to keep their customers happy. When I was in my late 30s I went to…
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The sound of crickets chirping on those posts kept me awake last night. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65518 https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=65525
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I remember the day my dad decided to burden me with the ugly truth about how babies are made. I was 10 years old at that time. Immediately after breakfast my dad asked me to join him in…
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Racism is a poisonous brew. It should be eliminated. I have a suggestion: Let’s bring back the miscegenation laws! Only this time, instead of prohibiting miscegenation, let’s make it mandatory! The benefits are obvious. First, miscegenation can be loads…
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The denizens of TUSCL have drawn the battle lines. Both sides think they cornered the market on wisdom while the others are juvenile posers some of whom have very obviously never even set foot in a strip club. Conspiracies to…
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Meet Amy Mainzer, https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sHG7Z She is an American astronomer, specializing in astrophysical instrumentation and infrared astronomy. She is the Deputy Project Scientist for the Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer and the Principal Investigator for the NEOWISE project to study minor planets and…
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I’ve always regarded rating women on a scale of one to ten to be a pathetic and sophomoric practice. It is both demeaning to women and appallingly imprecise. I prefer the Helen of Troy beauty scale. Using the vastly more…
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I lost my virginity at age 16 as a victim of sexual child abuse. My “abuser” was a 26 year old woman who had hired me to mow her lawn. At the time, I certainly didn’t feel abused. I…
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It doesn’t make any sense to me and I never would have predicted this, but I many women are attracted to a lying, serial cheating man. I am not as badly behaved as I used to be. Some who know…
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A new health menace is sweeping rapidly across the nation, insidiously threatening Americans in all walks of life. It is a malady so revolting and cringeworthy that no one wants to acknowledge much less discuss it openly. There are…
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I sometimes had a difficult time getting the attention of the dancers I want in a strip club. Whether I was wearing dressy clothes or casual clothes, I often felt that I was being ignored but couldn’t figure out why.…
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A few years ago I contributed a story about an idea for a late-night, XXX-rated reality TV show called “Splooge Countdown.” I initially posted it on a blog site that is no longer in operation. My blog at…
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It’s springtime so once again I’ve got the bug. I’m seriously considering the purchase of a brand new 2019 Harley Davidson Fat Boy (114). https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/motorcycles/2019/softail/fat-boy/detailed-specs-and-pricing.html I had a Fat Boy once before. One of my girlfriends at that time referred to it…
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I occasionally read a post on TUSCL wherein a monger confesses wanting to give up mongering once and for all. Aspiring to defect from the mongering hordes is a courageous thing to admit on this site where many deluded pretenders…
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For most of us the appeal of strip clubs is that they play to our fantasy of having a beautiful, sexy woman who we don’t even know behave like she is desperate to get us undressed and to lovingly drain…
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Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their makeup. Women put themselves on display…
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Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…
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I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a hurry to join me. Ordinarily I…
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That’s right, boys and girls! Today is international peepee day! On this date in 1957 I discovered my peepee! I’ve been like a kid with a new toy ever since. Later today I’m going to one of my favorite clubs…
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I live in a large metropolitan area that is home to over 6 million people and is anywhere from 55 to 95 miles across depending on which axis you measure it. When I go clubbing with my pants bulging with…
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I have a great wife! She’s the best (so far)! I’ve had several wives including some whose reigns overlapped by a few years. Plus, I’ve had other guys’ wives. But I digress. This year my wife gave me…
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I understand what “LDK” means but I don’t know that words those 3 letters stand for? What is it? Living, Dining, Kitchen? Linux Development Kit? Legendary Dark Knight? Lemon Drop Kid?
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