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The MAGA-cappers get an awful lot of things wrong, but when they’re right, they’re right and I’m man enough to admit it! “It’s my body and I get to decide what to do with it!”…

At the moment, I’m in hardcore* retirement. My kids recently received their report cards. For a third year in a row there were nothing but A’s all year long. The lowest “A” at…

For no particular reason, today I recalled when, many years ago, I got into some really deep shit with Mrs. Hornibastard #1. What made it so annoying and memorable was that, (1) the evidence…

If you google “uchimata” you will likely find many more articles about “uchi mata” (a judo technique) than about “uchimata” (pigeon-toed stances and gaits). I don’t give a rat’s ass about judo but I have…

I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made. I was totally aghast! I was…

It was a very long wait, but I’d like to report that party night with Amanda finally arrived. Randall was delighted to see that Amanda was once again wearing some ultra-tight leggings that showcased…

My first ever visit to a strip club VIP room was a marketing 101 lesson. It was November 2008 and I had recently moved back to the USA from Indonesia. I was unfamiliar with…

Amanda came over for dinner on Saturday night.  We had a perfectly normal, dull suburban evening. We ate dinner.  Then we all watched a movie (BFG – the Big Friendly Giant) with our twins.     Amanda…

I am looking forward to my eventual post-pandemic return to the mongering life. I have a strong preference for Asian women but haven’t found any clubs in the Houston area where I can reliably find…