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Women come “equipped” to varying degrees. Most women’s equipment falls short of the optimum in one or more important categories. Some women have marvelous jugs but have butts that resemble an armored personnel carrier. Others…

Who are our favorite movie villains lately? Hollywood gives us many to pick from but among the more common bad guys lately are Middle Eastern terrorists. After all, they’re in the news all the time…

I probably won’t mention most of these at the dinner table later today, but the things I am most thankful for include the following:

1. My surname isn’t “Schitter,” “Fokkwad” or “Aszwype.”

2. I have a boxcar…

Everyone needs a hobby.

Mine is eating pussy.

There is nothing I like better than massaging a beautiful woman’s pink pearl and vulva with my long, muscular tongue. Playing golf, international travel, a tropical cruise,…

Every man has a different weakness. Some men can’t resist a woman who is a classic beauty. Some guys go ape-shit over a woman who is ferociously sexy. Others crave women with an incorrigibly slutty…

“Love” means different things to different people. To each person, “love” will have very different meanings as life unfolds.

Until I was about 4 or 5 years old, “love” was the word I used to…

1. Children spread disease more effectively than roaches, fleas and mosquitoes combined.

2. Children differentiate by gender whether you want them to or not. Neither my son nor daughter missed a single gender stereotype despite…

I’ve had three brushes with mental illness in my life (so far). Two of them affected significant others and one affected me.

Mrs. Hornibastard #1 started getting weird towards the end of our relationship.…

My most romantic moment was not what you might expect. There was no nudity involved. There were no orgasms. The setting was not candlelit. We were not alone in some idyllic garden setting or in…