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228 posts by reverendhornibastard

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Shy Bladder Syndrome in Tokyo

Not so long ago an Asian chick I had never met went out of her way to get a good long look at my cock. I was in Narita Airport outside Tokyo. Nature called so I found a men’s room…

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A Better Litmus Test for Determining How Much a Woman Likes You

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Woman Agreeing to Have Your Baby. The fundamental reason women are so much pickier than men in choosing who they will get juicy with relates to the biological economics of human sexual reproduction.…

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Did You Ever Have a Wife or Girlfriend Who Was a Stripper?

I never had any “serious” emotional involvement with a stripper, but my first wife went through a phase during which she wanted to be a stripper. One day after work my wife and I found ourselves trapped in unusually horrendous…

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I’m Not That Crazy About Blow Jobs

It may be considered heresy for me to admit this here, but the honest truth is I’m not all that crazy about blow jobs. Don’t get me wrong. I’d rather enjoy a good blowjob than go to the dentist, meet…

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The Pathetic Scarcity of Quality Porn

Just about everyone on the whole damn planet who is healthy and old enough to have an indecent hormonal level is vitally interested in sex. And well they should be! After all, procreation is our most critical mission imperative. God’s…

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The Most Magical Moment

Is there anything more magical in a man’s life than the moment when he first slides his cock, condom-free, into a tight vagina that he has never penetrated before, especially if it belongs to a woman who he’s definitely not…

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Licking a Little Pussy ...

Despite repeated warnings that it was bad for his teeth, Lester just couldn’t resist licking a little pussy whenever he had the chance! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1477

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Yuni Bare: An Epilogue

We arrived in Central Java today. Yuni and our East Java adventures are now all in the rear view mirror. This afternoon my wife shared some surprising, some humorous, some awful and some very sad details about Yuni. It all…

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She Threw Up!

My kids were thirsty today so I bought them some Pocari Sweat. Pocari Sweat is a sports drink from Japan. It is widely marketed in most of Asia. It is less widely known in the USA. My kids certainly weren’t…

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I Feel Like I Dodged a Bullet

Yuni finally left. She had been in the front room with my wife, crying up a storm for more than two hours. Naturally, I wondered what the hell was going on in there. After Yuni left I asked…

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Afternoon Delight on the Mountain With Yuni Bare

I guess some things are unavoidable. A couple of days ago Yuni expressed her desire to get naked with me on the mountain. But I told her, “No.” I really thought I had successfully avoided that scenario and considered the issue…

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Yuni Makes Her Intentions Crystal Clear

It’s Thursday morning. The sun will rise in a few minutes. Yesterday was surprising. Any doubts remaining in my mind about Yuni’s intentions have now dissipated like smoke in a high wind. Yuni made her intentions totally clear yesterday. This tropical…

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A Terrorist in the Kitchen!

What better way could there be to kickstart your day than having your children screaming in terror at the top of their lungs during breakfast? Naturally, I rushed into the kitchen to see who had caught on fire. Apart from two terrified…

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Photos of Pupus (the Village in East Java)

I uploaded some photos of Pupus. Don’t get excited. None of them include Yuni or anyone else who has been mentioned in my posts. Not all of these photos were taken on this visit. Some were taken on my prior…

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Is Yuni Putting Her Ass on Parade?

I previously conceded that my serendipitous nude riverside encounter with Yuni was only sexually charged in my mind but probably not in hers. As some of you astutely pointed out, many cultures are far more relaxed about nudity than…

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Yesterday I Hiked the Mountain

I was unaccompanied. It was a great hike. No kids. No Yuni. (https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67085) No naked bathing beauties. No friendly locals inviting me into their homes for a cup of dysentery tea. Just me, peace, solitude and nature. I fed a lot…

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The Beloved “Om” Returns

I’m with my family visiting the village in East Java where my wife grew up. When I first met my wife and started molesting her she was barely 20 years old and had only recently arrived in the big city…

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Flexing My Pecker for the Freckled Hippo

There was this odd woman who worked for the same company I did. We both had a habit of showing up very early for work. I never knew her. I never even learned what her name was. I just remember…

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She Didn’t Exactly Say She Wanted to Fuck

We are visiting the village nestled among the picturesque terraced rice paddies of East Java where my wife grew up. The only thing that separates this sleepy little village from the middle of fucking nowhere is two miles of very…

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Currently in one of the most pussilicious places on the planet but ...

I am currently in one of the most pussilicious places on the planet. The feminine beauty is (to me) absolutely stunning. This is where my wife is from. Regrettably, I am unable to take advantage of local…

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God Has No Nuts!

It occurred to me recently that Almighty God has no nuts! My logic on this is simple and straightforward. Even the deeply religious and pious among you should be able to follow this. First of all, God…

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I Am a Gentleman

I may be a lot of horrible things. But despite all of my foibles, I am, at least, a gentleman. As a gentleman, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite. You know how…

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Prison Proxies

Benito Ramirez will soon begin serving time in prison for a crime he did not commit. The district attorney and the judge are fully aware that Mr. Ramirez committed no crime. His family members are pleases to see him…

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The Federal Code of Titty Regulations

Laws and regulations are essential to the maintenance of safety, social stability and order. We need traffic laws, regulations governing the safety of airlines, the practice of medicine, the marketing & sales of drugs, the removal & disposal of…

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How My Peepee Led Me To Atheism

I was a nerdy, bookish child. That probably explains why I grew up to be such a nerdy, bookish adult. When I was about 9 or 10 years old I learned that Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to the earth…

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