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I’m Good at: 1. Structuring, drafting & negotiating complex, business transactions 2. Feigning sincerity 3. Talking women out of their panties 4. Hiding my considerable conceit with self-deprecatory humor 5. Downhill skiing 6. Eating pussy 7. Procrastination (there’s no time like tomorrow!) 8.…

Yesterday we picked up our new sled. It’s a 2021 Mercedes GLE 350. It is an iridescent deep metallic green color. Depending on the sun angle and the sky conditions it can appear anywhere from…

I built a couple of legal teams during my career. In both instances the legal teams I recruited and trained were for the national offices in a developing or third world country. Local laws and…

There is no shortage of pure horse shit being tossed around these days. Political, religious and commercial panderers have all clearly decided that we are a bunch of morons who will believe just about anything…

Just in case the Reverend Hornibastard household wasn’t weird enough already, now we have a recurrent BLS & LBS situation on our hands. Mrs. Hornibastard #3 is largely to blame for this. She is the…

Some people believe “progress” means, among other things, an increasing number of people of color who are lifted out of poverty and who can begin to enjoy their fair share of the American dream. Oddly, when…

I recently told Mrs. Hornibastard about my experiences with our emotionally needy neighbor. Her reaction was unexpected. She was very sympathetic to Amanda’s plight and was critical of my dismissive attitude towards our unhappy neighbor.…

2020 has been a very odd year! Among the many “firsts” in my life that I’ve experienced in 2020, I can now add my peculiar sense of elation and relief over having a nosebleed. The…

First, let me make something clear. I didn’t have anything to do with the hardships the woman in this story has undergone. Moreover, I can’t help her. I’d like to, but even…