Taking It Up My Ass for Love
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I’m not gay and I’m not from California, but once every five years I take it up my tailpipe in the name of love.
I really hate doing it but about 10 years ago when my kids were just infants, I looked at my ugly, over-the-hill mug in the mirror one morning as I was shaving and suddenly realized, “Holy fuck! I’m really important now! I’m ‘Daddy’ for Christ’s sake!”
My kids are the ONLY reasons I can think of for scheduling a colonoscopy every five years butt, as I see it, they’re well worth the indignity.
I really hate doing it but about 10 years ago when my kids were just infants, I looked at my ugly, over-the-hill mug in the mirror one morning as I was shaving and suddenly realized, “Holy fuck! I’m really important now! I’m ‘Daddy’ for Christ’s sake!”
My kids are the ONLY reasons I can think of for scheduling a colonoscopy every five years butt, as I see it, they’re well worth the indignity.
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😂 haha!!
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I hear that in some of the trendier neighborhoods in San Francisco you can get a colonoscopy with a happy ending.
Yours is the better reason
I do recall a past prostrate exam where I expressed my disdain at having my GP slide his lubed fingers inside my middle-aged ass... He replied: "This isn't really fun for me, either."
Fair enough. I stopped complaining, and asked for a scrip for little blue pills.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=INLo0Zr0_l…
“When its over can i get a hug or something “
I said, "Doc, I'm gonna stop you there. We're going to refer this out to a specialist or NP with long thin fingers. I'm just not comfortable with being that uncomfortable."
He looked at his hand and said, "Most of my patients don't realize that until it's too late."
I got my referral.
LOL!
I like that they don't let you drive yourself home after. I guess that's because the doctor already drove it home for you...
I like how they describe your colon in the follow up appointment - such descriptions - your colon is pristine or spotless! Lol! I've heard CrazyJoe's proctologist is still suffering from PTSD...