Posts by reverendhornibastard

There are plenty of reasons to love TUSCL. Here are just a few of my reasons for enjoying my TUSCL membership. 1. It’s fucking wonderful to have a bunch of world-class degenerates who are always happy to “tell me where to go”…

Mrs. Hornibastard received a phone call from Indonesia late yesterday that kept her on the phone jabbering incessantly for more than an hour in our formal, front living room. When she finally came out, her mood was quiet and somber.…

I have not been to a strip club since before the COVID-19 scare came to America. Before the pandemic, it was very unusual for me to last two weeks without sneaking off to one of my favorite dens of depravity for…

I stopped praying when I was in elementary school. I was still at a tender age when it became clear to me that praying was, at best, a colossal waste of time and, possibly, a clumsy insult to any god…

I recently received the wackiest job offer of my life. I’m quite certain no one will ever give me a wackier proposal. By way of background, I am an attorney with very extensive international experience. The fellow who made me…

Just because we should all wear masks to protect ourselves from the viruses that others are spreading and to protect others from the viruses we may be unwittingly carrying and spreading, that doesn’t mean we have to throw fashion out…

The more things change, the more they stay the same. I keep hearing how the “Me Too” movement has changed the sexual playing field forever. It is probably politically inappropriate for me to express this opinion, but I think that…

Only naïve or hopelessly inexperienced men believe that dealing with a mouthful of splooge is strictly woman‘s and a gay man’s dilemma. It just ain’t so. I consider myself a hard-core heterosexual male. I’ve never had or wanted any gay…

PART SIX: I Should Have Fucked Yuni! ... continued from Part Five: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71665 “You know which of my friends we never included that I really wished we had?” Mrs. Hornibastard asked wistfully. “I wish we had included Yuni. You remember her…

PART FIVE: Fucking our Guests ... continued from Part Four: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71650 . . . when Mrs. Hornibastard found herself fantasizing about watching me fuck her friends while we were canoodling, she decided it was finally time to give this “crazy idea”…

PART FOUR: Wiwik Breaks the Splooge Barrier and Show Time Gets Underway ... continued from Part Three https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71641 If Sri was the champion among our guests for giving me a raging boner without laying a hand (or any other part of her…

PART THREE: Skinny Dipping Paradise ... continued from Part Two: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71623 After our return from Bali, Mrs. Hornibastard began asking if she could invite a friend or two to join us in the pool. I was initially reluctant to have anyone…