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During a global pandemic, you have to get your kick wherever you can. Yesterday I went to the dentist for a checkup and some professional dental hygiene. By the standards of dental visits, this one was exceptional.…

Women often complain that men have a one-track mind. They say all men ever think about is sex. There is some truth to this. Most guys (me included) can be pretty rapacious about…

Last night I watched “Samsara” with Mrs. Hornibastard and our 11-year old twins. Samsara is a non-narrative cinematographic tour de force by Ron Fricke (who also directed “Koyaanisqatsi,” another non-narrative masterpiece). Samsara depicts a wide…

There are plenty of reasons to love TUSCL. Here are just a few of my reasons for enjoying my TUSCL membership. 1. It’s fucking wonderful to have a bunch of world-class degenerates who are always happy to…

Mrs. Hornibastard received a phone call from Indonesia late yesterday that kept her on the phone jabbering incessantly for more than an hour in our formal, front living room. When she finally came out, her…

I have not been to a strip club since before the COVID-19 scare came to America. Before the pandemic, it was very unusual for me to last two weeks without sneaking off to one of my…

I stopped praying when I was in elementary school. I was still at a tender age when it became clear to me that praying was, at best, a colossal waste of time and, possibly, a…

I recently received the wackiest job offer of my life. I’m quite certain no one will ever give me a wackier proposal. By way of background, I am an attorney with very extensive international experience.…

Just because we should all wear masks to protect ourselves from the viruses that others are spreading and to protect others from the viruses we may be unwittingly carrying and spreading, that doesn’t mean we…