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I’ve been married three times (so far). I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise. This is part two of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who have shared parts of…

I’ve been married three times (so far). I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise. Here is a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards that have shared parts of my life so…

Continued from PART FOUR: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75076 After nearly two years of enjoying his and her massages once or twice a week as a form of foreplay, it came time for Susan and me to relocate back to the USA.…

Continued from PART THREE. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75052 A couple of weeks had gone by since Susan’s last massage when she called me at the office and said she was in the mood and asked whether I’d like to join her for…

Continued from PART TWO: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75040   We moved to Indonesia during July 1992.  We had only been in our new Indonesian home for a couple of months when I returned from a day at the office and unexpectedly found Susan having an…

Continued from PART ONE: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75030   Upon returning from to the USA after my prolonged but delightful first business trip to Indonesia, my employer requested that I take a posting to Jakarta.  Mrs. Hornibastard #2 (“Susan”) and I agreed to make this…

In 1992 Mrs. Hornibastard #2 and I were both unwittingly introduced to the delightful world of Asian digital depravities. This is the epic tale of how we each learned to adapt to and enjoy life in place as wonderfully…

I didn’t lose my virginity in a cave, but it was in a cave where I had my first make-out and steamy mutual grope session. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7056 At first, my heart wasn’t really in it. I was trapped and tricked into this…

Cheryl was a beauty of my distant past. I had not given her much thought since I posted the story of my “Golden Opportunity Missed.” https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67549 But a couple of weeks ago I woke up from a dream in which I suddenly…

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7023 If the 1953 musical comedy “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” proves anything, it proves that, despite my claims to the contrary,* I am NOT a gentleman. * https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65746 I’m not saying I have never been attracted to blondes. I’ve certainly fallen for a…

The news is full of stories about all the “bad boys” who won’t take “no” for an answer.  But there are also women out there who won’t take “no” for an answer.  Admittedly, the dynamics differ.  It is rare for a woman…

I consider it absurd that some advocate “asking permission” of a woman before you kiss her, fondle her or get sticky with her.  The way some people approach this topic, I surprised no one has yet advocated first getting a…