Comments by Meursault (page 15)

Cute. Bad case of man arms though. I think one of her tattoos reads: "I yam what I yam."

My preference would be between ranukam and DivorcedDude's examples. In a pinch (literally) I would side with ranukam but that is a little too big.

What does "freak" mean to you? Maybe she just looked you in the eyes during covered missionary or maybe she begged to do bareback anal. Lotta wiggle room there.

I'm not like the rest of you losers.

The same number as can dance on the head of a pin.

No love for The HiLiter?

#11. realizes rubbing up on pervert penis is not as glamorous as it sounds.

Why is it tasteless to where a Cecil the Lion costume? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Deep Purple is tough. On one hand: an innovative and pioneering band. On the other hand: so many members, and so much dreck over the years. On the third hand: Smoke on the Water. On the fourth hand: Lloyd Price is in the Hall of Fame, so how do you keep Deep Purple out.

No love for The Smiths? They were extremely influential and should get in on that alone. Most of these bands should be excluded for the crime of not knowing when to go away. If you're truly HOF worthy you should either flame out or stay great. Even though they clearly did not know when to go away, I can see Cheap Trick sneaking in on influence as well. But The Cars or Chicago, no way.

There should be a double standard. There is a difference. In this case I think the difference was properly accounted for since she only received a 10 year sentence. I would hope if the genders were reversed that the sentence would be longer.

Love it. Like it just as much from an extras girl as the vanilla girl. Also love the peck on the cheek.

I have both as well. I don't understand why some people prefer iOS but many do. I do not have problem with iOS but I prefer Android and think it will improve at a faster rate. The fit and finish on an iPhone is visibly better than any of its competitors though. So for me Apple software is not quite as good but the hardware is better. All Apple products are overpriced when you consider cost-performance, the price is exaggerated by Apple fanboys who will gladly overpay.

This is actually one of the nicer clubs in the area. Not one you would normally feel unsafe in.

Please tell her I'll pay $251. She'll need to drive to Iowa though.

I'm all for this since it is limited to specialty plates. Always helpful when these racist douche nozzles will label themselves for you.

Strippers can make trouble but it isn't out of traditional jealousy. They just want all the money. As long as they can get some of the money they can probably work it out between them. The problem is if this is a club you want to go to drama-free. If you are only in this club occasionally bang whichever stripper you want and don't worry about the fallout. If you wanna go to this club regularly and enjoy a drama free evening, you'll have to pick one.

^ if she's been out of circulation for three years she should blow someone at Sesame Street and work her way up to the The Electric Company.

Agree with @JamesSD but now I'm too late to sound like a genius: Beavers over Cardinal.

The Eli that will show up is the one on his back because his offensive line is a fetid piece of corn studded shit. I think Dallas will limp along well enough without Romo and win the East fairly easily. I don't expect the Eagles to stay this bad but if they don't turn it around fast it has all the makings of a dumpster fire.

If asking for blowjobs is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Given his previously stated leftward political leanings in pains me once again to point out that everything @rockstar666 wrote is correct.

Steve Miller provides the correct answer in this situation (as he does for most situations): "Take the Money and Run."

There is a dancer I see semi-regularly who looks a lot like my sister. Needless to say, I don't get dances from her, but we do chat a little.

I suspect one shill who is unable to vary his writing style (or even substantially change his review text). I'd be so much better at shilling.