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9 years ago
Does Lammily have a good butt? If so, Lammily. If not, I'll pass. Barbie is boring and flat-assed. That's why Ken is so gay.
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9 years ago
Do a quick search on StripperWeb, they will have decent info on this topic, you can also read about the millions made from providing nothing but air dances to loathsome scum custies.
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9 years ago
You won't find Uber anywhere there is good Pheasant hunting unfortunately. Enterprise will use a debit card but they require proof of your roundtrip flight. I have never done this, but have heard it explained to the people in front of me in line, so I can't say how much they hold or if there are additional caveats.
FYI, South Dakota is not good strip clubbing in my experience.
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9 years ago
If money doesn't matter (as you seemed to indicate) book your next vacation in Frankfurt, Germany. Goto FKK Oase in Friedrichsdorf. You will have to bang a lot of Romanian whores to make it cost effective, but you'll be batting a thousand.
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9 years ago
Shill. The "reviews" are painfully obvious Tom Shillery.
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9 years ago
Let's say that Kate Upton refuses to stop blowing me know matter how much I try to push her away. Let's say that I need to get her off me so I can accept the several million dollars Jennifer Aniston is trying to give me to provide the same service. Let's say that even with these challenges I am able to form complete English sentences. Why would I need to seek the advice of Internet perverts?
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9 years ago
A spot to avoid: Flint.
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9 years ago
Beyoncé, Emma Stone and Jessica Alba as hot as ever. For many of those they used intentionally unflattering pictures.
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9 years ago
Sad that the author thinks any of that was difficult.
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9 years ago
For a smart and/or interesting girl I need a good face OR a good body. For an apparently dumb girl (which includes those playing dumb) and/or uninteresting girl I need a great body AND a good face.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
What @ rockstar666 said. Need to differentiate by race. Love brunette AA and blonde white girls.
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9 years ago
This: "Being a sugar daddy is lonely when you realize the attention is fake."
WTF!? That is grade-a next level PL.
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9 years ago
Futurama was a great show (is a great show if you feel like rehashing it on Netflix). Later in that episode Fry dates a robot based on Lucy Liu (who's genetic profile is downloaded from the Internet). I'm not sure I would ever download a Lucy Liu robot. Should be better choices in the year 3000. I think Beyoncé or Scarlett Johansson in their prime would make far better sex toys. I would dearly like to hear Beyoncé try to mumble my name.
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9 years ago
You had me at "attractive, tat free, brunette." I'm having trouble seeing anything to complain about in your encounter. My only questions, is what club and what time of day?
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9 years ago
She's right in some respects. She is selling a fantasy. However, there are other girls there who are selling OTC excursions. I know which one I'd buy.
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9 years ago
Now that I've had more time to reflect, I think your best course of action is to tell us what club this is and let TUSCLers run interference for you in the club. I'm getting my white suit pressed so I could keep her distracted for you while you work your magic on the newbie redhead.
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9 years ago
If she is busy clearing $1500 by doing air dances in VIP you should be able to avoid her most of the night. I strongly advise ignoring her and focusing on the new dancers who may take some convincing that she is out of the picture.
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9 years ago
Not a Detroit guy but I have never been to a club in the afternoon that felt like a "thug club" to me. I have been to lots of clubs that some people feel are sketchy (especially in East St Louis) but I've never had a problem at any of them in the afternoon. I have felt less than welcome at night a few times. There's a lot of fun to be had in these clubs if you're open to it.
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9 years ago
I was seeing a fav real regularly for a few months. She was a lot of fun inside the club, but never could arrange OTC with her. I really liked her though. She would text me to try and get me to come in occasionally. One time I told her I would come in but only if she sent me a picture with a big smile. Sadly she sent the picture.
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9 years ago
Picked Follies 1st, goes in the afternoon. Sounds like a legit PL to me.
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9 years ago
sooo fake
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9 years ago
Next time, make eye contact and nod.
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9 years ago
They can force performers out of their chosen profession and penalize them, although the logistics of that in the current environment make it nearly impossible. If prostitution were someday legalized or even if stripping were someday more closely regulated it could happen.
It is sad that you don't see the danger of the attitude and policies that led to the smoking ban (and bake my cake or go out of business etc.) BTW, I have never smoked tobacco and vastly prefer smoke free establishments (especially strip clubs).
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9 years ago
My favorite 24 yo stripper in small town Iowa is hotter than that. I would expect much better in Vegas or NYC.
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9 years ago
Food industry and adult industry are obviously different to a rational person, but OSHA has recently gained a foothold in the adult industry in California. When I was a child the idea that it would be illegal to smoke a cigarette in a bar would be laughed at, yet here we are today.