Comments by Baldnhappy

We’re celebrating. Father Tom got his own Parrish today.

Pasco County, Florida- Dancer named Felony who had trouble working the pole while wearing a County supplied ankle bracelet.

Bloodhouse Gang- The Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying

Memory is the last thing on a man to go soft

Classic rock: Led Zeppelin, Cream,Stones Blues: Albert King, Dr John

Have fun with it. Talk back with a twist. Upon entering keep telling her “0h Baby your’e so big”. “You’re huge”.

I would lie and tell her that the other girl had gone the extra mile and taken several things off my bucket list. Put it back and her court and she if wants to step up and match the competition.

Not enough details

I favor the Pasco dancer with the ankle bracelet that went by Felony.

Could be the “happy ending” is so lackluster, that its one and done. By holding out she knows she can make a lot more by stringing the deep pockets along.

“Hey baby, can I buy you six drinks and make a fool out of my self”

No longer timely but many years ago saw a dancer dressed as Monica Lewinsky. She wore a blue dress with a large white stain about chest high. Definitely made tip out that night.

Retirement community was The Villages

Hey Baby, can I buy six drinks and make a fool out of myself? Actually works more often than not.

Tom Lehrer- remember "A Necrophiliac who achevies his life long dream by becoming Coroner"

I get my coffee like my women, cold and bitter

In the words of the imortal Martin Mull "memory is the last thing on a man to go soft". Right there with you

As we used to say in Kentucky "look Ma, no hands"

Been over ten years ago, but there was a club outside Charleston that featured two beauties with oil, toys and 20 minutes of action. Called it a shower show but included everything but soap.

An ROB always ask upfront, if they do I know I'm know I have wasted my time. I have walked early just to keep my dignity, which in retrospect seems funny.

"I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing to crotch

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig just will not do.