Strangest songs you have ever heard in a strip club
rl27
Ohio
Some DJ's like to play games with the dancers, to see they can trip up the dancers This one dancer never got tripped up to many songs including Greensleaves, Fish Heads, and "oh ee oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" and many others.
The song that completely threw her game off was "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" She just stood there staring at the DJ booth the entire song.
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https://youtu.be/YPnE7usLEr4
I do personally have a weakness for emo music, thanks to being a teenager in that era, but a song about killing a girl who you feel wronged by is a bit much and probably not the best message to send to SC patrons.
My Last Breath by Evanescence
https://youtu.be/QTYuD2kFc5c
A song about dying is a bit intense for a club, imo
Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez
https://youtu.be/MQF1F9_e-Ug
I heard this song on a freaking dayshift a little over three years ago. Where most of the customers are middle aged and higher. And this song is about a household that pretends to be a picturesque nuclear family but it’s dysfunctional and everyone is miserable. Probably not the best lyrics for unhappily married men lol
I've also heard "Put the lime in the coconut".
The only time that a Country and Western song would play was if there was LE in the house.
I guess some of staff had trouble identifying some new country - so when it played it was OLD country.
I love me some tampo. Peace and fucking quiet. They should teach it in schools. LOL
Back on topic somehow this kind of worked in a strange way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8fUzUwi…
The Clapping Song
Three six nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat clap slap!
Clap pat clap your hand, pat it on your partner's hand
Right hand.
Clap pat clap pat clap your hand. Cross it with your left arm.
Pat you partner's left palm.
Clap pat, clap your hand, pat your partner's right palm
With your right palm again.
Clap slap, clap your hand, slap your thighs and sing a little song.
My mother told me, if I was goody.
That she would buy me a rubber dolly.
My aunty told her I kissed a soldier,
Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly.
Three six nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.
If you feel like what I said was harsh, the flip side could be asking a stripper what the worst moment of abuse growing up was. Not every dancer will have some thing fundamentally wrong during formative years, but there’s enough for the stereotype to click. It can go both ways.
Just Can't Wait To Be King - Lion King
Barbie Girl ... self-explanatory.
@spice, we had one or two girls that were obsessed with dancing to Melanie Martinez - including Dollhouse. This sounded like a totally normal song compared to other shit I've heard. LOL
Admittedly, I’ve played “Mad Hatter” to dance to before, because I was at a club with a jukebox. But I felt like that song was a bit more tame with lyrics.
Is that so? Well if you feel deprived because of the DJ’s choices, according to the reviews on this site there’s a lot of dancers who like to sing Frank Sinatra when in VIP. I guess the music is too loud to do that in the front room or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_PyiVW0…
Oh god I would have cracked up if I ever heard that played.
Disturbed - Sound Of Silence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t…
At first, it was a song request from a club regular and he didn't care what girl danced to it. Since I was next on stage, I had to dance to it, and I was initially confused because this is a really gloomy and definitely-not-club song, but he tipped me to strip anyway, and I assume this would be a one time thing.
But the DJ thought it would be chill to keep the song on my club playlist even though I never asked for it and would occasionally play it during my stage set.
By the third time he played it, I finally go to him like W T F and he removed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPSb5Qjg…
Back in the day when the Inner Room had $6.00 laps I had just gotten 5, when the 6th song came up: Little Wing, Eric Clapton. The dj played all 6:20 of the song....$6.00...... lol. Yeah, she was tipped well at those prices in 2001.
It was my first shift ever dancing, and there were customers at a table. I was on standby and about to head up, so I asked if they had any particular song preferences to request. Just to troll, one of them said Slayer. I went along with it, and requested Slayer to the DJ. He balked and said “are you fucking kidding me?”
...But then he did it. 😂
The customer thought it was great and stage tipped pretty generously for that.
I recall hearing the instrumental parts of Seasons of the Abyss and Raining Blood in several feature dancers entrance medley.
I also recall dancer who would dance to Dead Skin Mask and Beauty Through Order. In the second song she would jab her finger into her crotch as she said the line "Heated Iron bar I will insert inside your cunt."
That's worth throwing a hundred singles for.