Halloween Stripper Costume Ideas

53 comments

• PaulDrake

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  6 years ago

  That's fing hilarious! I think you would need this shirt: [view link]
• wallanon

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  6 years ago

  In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Not into costumes but I guess a sexy nurse outfit or sexy librarian with glasses are often fan-favorites
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Go dressed as The Alamo :)
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Dominatrix with a whip
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  Burqa
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Dam. That would be hot!
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Sexy cop uniform
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  Multiple burqas. Charge money to remove a burqa only to reveal another burqa.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Lol nicespice that would be hilarious.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Cheerleader with pom-poms
• TrapBaby304

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  6 years ago

  No way Im working on Halloween! But Im gonna be Cleopatra this year
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Overalls with no top and a hard-hat and maybe a tool-belt
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  ^ and work-boots
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Beer wench
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  Spooky scary skeleton. [view link]
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

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• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  I'm being Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's) for my normal, real-life costume. I have no idea what is going to be if I work on a day we have to dress up. I might just skip that day unless I think of something fun.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  A Troll Doll. (DUH!!!)
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  Go as a patient who's about to undergo a gynecological exam.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Bozo the clown
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Go dressed as Donald Trump :)
• larryfisherman

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  6 years ago

  JLo’s green dress outfit at the Grammys way back when.
• rossl

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  6 years ago

  Dr. Ford has to be a strong possibility by month-end.... blonde hair trapped in your glasses, talk like you’re 12, and look every man you meet in the face and tell him you “remember what he did to me in high school”. F-ing TERRIFYING!!!!
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  I’ve always wanted to be rollergirl but I feel like I’d need a convincing dirk diggler alongside or no one would get it
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  I love rollergirl.
• nemesisk7

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  6 years ago

  Just look like a Whore
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  Pregnant nun.
• WillMunny

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  6 years ago

  Sexy damn Freddy Krueger.... [view link]
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  @Papi Are you implying that dressing as The Donald is akin to dressing as Bozo the Clown?
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ I thought you wanted one dressed as a nursing home attendant;)
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Wear boots; short shorts; and use two ammunition belts in a cross over your boobs. Leave Bozo out of this Frank Averuch was an icon around here.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  @25 Why? I see that every day. I'm guessing you want one dressed as a proctologist?
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ What’s your take on a shot girl dressed as a fruitcup?
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Yummy
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Ive got so many issues - I shouldn’t say this - but I got very aroused when I saw Shadowcat’s suggestion of a pregnant nun! That’s a great idea! Or a pregnant catholic school girl.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @flag seeing as the proctologist was your idea, why don’t you pitch that one, to the girls and see which one drills you a new one ;)
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  I actually saw a civie girl go as a pregnant nun and her bf went as a priest.
• jsully63

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  6 years ago

  Catholic priest and treat your custies like altar boys.
• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  "Just look like a Whore" I was a hooker for Halloween my freshman year of college. I'm not sure why because I was a prude back then (had only had sex with one guy, had no plan to strip). I wore high boots, fishnets, a short skirt, a leapoard print belly shirt, and got this big black faux fur coat from my mom's neighbor's garage sale. My mom thought it was hilarious and helped me put my costume together. My dad, who is super conservative, also found it funny.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Shadowcat - that’s great! It’s one of the few times I’d find matching costumes to be a good idea!
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  Drunken librarian who lost her car keys in one of the club couches.
• Baldnhappy

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  6 years ago

  No longer timely but many years ago saw a dancer dressed as Monica Lewinsky. She wore a blue dress with a large white stain about chest high. Definitely made tip out that night.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  @pauldrake Nice shirt. I’d probably alter it though and write the stuff on a crop top. @wallanon “In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.” Haha, I’d probably change the one-liners used at customers Fun suggestions guys.
• jester214

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  6 years ago

  I've never much cared for costumes, though I did see an incredibly sexy christmas costume once, but that was in December.
• Timbuck12

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  6 years ago

  The naughty catholic schoolgirl look is always a surefire winner.
• jester214

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  6 years ago

  You realize you're going as a hooker again Nina? Albeit a higher end one.
• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  Yes, although Audrey Hepburn's character wasn't as blatantly a call girl as in the book. But I have watched Breakfast at Tiffany's a couple hundred times, so I know who Holly Golightly is.
• future POTUS and Senator in training

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  6 years ago

  Dress like a cupcake
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I agree with Timbuck12 - but I have issues. There is no hotter costume.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  If she goes as a hooker is it really a costume?
• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  Depends on if she is a hooker or not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Smashing something