Halloween Stripper Costume Ideas

That's fing hilarious! I think you would need this shirt: images.lookhuman.com

In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.

Not into costumes but I guess a sexy nurse outfit or sexy librarian with glasses are often fan-favorites

Go dressed as The Alamo

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Dominatrix with a whip

Burqa

Dam. That would be hot!

Sexy cop uniform

Multiple burqas. Charge money to remove a burqa only to reveal another burqa.

Lol nicespice that would be hilarious.

Cheerleader with pom-poms

No way Im working on Halloween! But Im gonna be Cleopatra this year

Overalls with no top and a hard-hat and maybe a tool-belt

^ and work-boots

Beer wench

Spooky scary skeleton.

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I'm being Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's) for my normal, real-life costume. I have no idea what is going to be if I work on a day we have to dress up. I might just skip that day unless I think of something fun.

A Troll Doll.

(DUH!!!)

Go as a patient who's about to undergo a gynecological exam.

Bozo the clown

Go dressed as Donald Trump

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JLo’s green dress outfit at the Grammys way back when.

Dr. Ford has to be a strong possibility by month-end.... blonde hair trapped in your glasses, talk like you’re 12, and look every man you meet in the face and tell him you “remember what he did to me in high school”.

F-ing TERRIFYING!!!!

I’ve always wanted to be rollergirl but I feel like I’d need a convincing dirk diggler alongside or no one would get it

I love rollergirl.

Just look like a Whore

Pregnant nun.

Sexy damn Freddy Krueger.... pre00.deviantart.net

@Papi Are you implying that dressing as The Donald is akin to dressing as Bozo the Clown?

^ I thought you wanted one dressed as a nursing home attendant;)

Wear boots; short shorts; and use two ammunition belts in a cross over your boobs. Leave Bozo out of this Frank Averuch was an icon around here.

@25 Why? I see that every day.

I'm guessing you want one dressed as a proctologist?

^ What’s your take on a shot girl dressed as a fruitcup?

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Ive got so many issues - I shouldn’t say this - but I got very aroused when I saw Shadowcat’s suggestion of a pregnant nun! That’s a great idea! Or a pregnant catholic school girl.

@flag seeing as the proctologist was your idea, why don’t you pitch that one, to the girls and see which one drills you a new one ;)

I actually saw a civie girl go as a pregnant nun and her bf went as a priest.

Catholic priest and treat your custies like altar boys.

"Just look like a Whore"

I was a hooker for Halloween my freshman year of college. I'm not sure why because I was a prude back then (had only had sex with one guy, had no plan to strip). I wore high boots, fishnets, a short skirt, a leapoard print belly shirt, and got this big black faux fur coat from my mom's neighbor's garage sale. My mom thought it was hilarious and helped me put my costume together. My dad, who is super conservative, also found it funny.

Shadowcat - that’s great! It’s one of the few times I’d find matching costumes to be a good idea!

Drunken librarian who lost her car keys in one of the club couches.

No longer timely but many years ago saw a dancer dressed as Monica Lewinsky. She wore a blue dress with a large white stain about chest high. Definitely made tip out that night.

@pauldrake Nice shirt. I’d probably alter it though and write the stuff on a crop top.

@wallanon “In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.”

Haha, I’d probably change the one-liners used at customers

Fun suggestions guys.

I've never much cared for costumes, though I did see an incredibly sexy christmas costume once, but that was in December.

The naughty catholic schoolgirl look is always a surefire winner.

You realize you're going as a hooker again Nina? Albeit a higher end one.

Yes, although Audrey Hepburn's character wasn't as blatantly a call girl as in the book. But I have watched Breakfast at Tiffany's a couple hundred times, so I know who Holly Golightly is.

Dress like a cupcake

I agree with Timbuck12 - but I have issues. There is no hotter costume.

If she goes as a hooker is it really a costume?

Depends on if she is a hooker or not.

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