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Halloween Stripper Costume Ideas

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nicespice
Do you guys have any suggestions?

So far, all I can think of is copying someone else’s schtick.

“I usually go as a customer in jean booty shorts (unzipped), an open/tied up flannel, and a trucker hat. I walk around all night saying things like
CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER
WILL U SUCK MY DICK FOR 5 DOLLARS
WHATS UR REAL NAME
BUT WHAT DO *I* GET IN A PRIVATE DANCE
CAN I FINGER U
HOW MANY DOLLARS FOR THE SEX
CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER
WHATS UR REAL NAME
PLZ SUCK ON MY PENIS AT MY MOTEL
It’s highly entertaining for me, and I make killer money doing it. Half the men get the joke, and the other half are oblivious and it warms my heart.”
(Source http://strippr.tumblr.com/post/166856906…)

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PaulDrake
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6 years ago
That's fing hilarious! I think you would need this shirt:
https://images.lookhuman.com/render/stan…
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wallanon
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6 years ago
In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Not into costumes but I guess a sexy nurse outfit or sexy librarian with glasses are often fan-favorites
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Go dressed as The Alamo

:)
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Dominatrix with a whip
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Pizza (hiatus)
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6 years ago
Burqa
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crazyjoe
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6 years ago
Dam. That would be hot!
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Sexy cop uniform
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Pizza (hiatus)
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6 years ago
Multiple burqas. Charge money to remove a burqa only to reveal another burqa.
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blahblahblah23
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6 years ago
Lol nicespice that would be hilarious.
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Cheerleader with pom-poms
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TrapBaby304
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6 years ago
No way Im working on Halloween! But Im gonna be Cleopatra this year
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Overalls with no top and a hard-hat and maybe a tool-belt
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
^ and work-boots
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crazyjoe
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6 years ago
Beer wench
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Pizza (hiatus)
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6 years ago
Spooky scary skeleton.

https://youtu.be/n_qbGJuxCYY
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NinaBambina
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6 years ago
I'm being Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's) for my normal, real-life costume. I have no idea what is going to be if I work on a day we have to dress up. I might just skip that day unless I think of something fun.
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SirLapdancealot
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6 years ago
A Troll Doll.

(DUH!!!)
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JAprufrock
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6 years ago
Go as a patient who's about to undergo a gynecological exam.
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Bozo the clown
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Papi_Chulo
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6 years ago
Go dressed as Donald Trump

:)
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larryfisherman
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6 years ago
JLo’s green dress outfit at the Grammys way back when.
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rossl
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6 years ago
Dr. Ford has to be a strong possibility by month-end.... blonde hair trapped in your glasses, talk like you’re 12, and look every man you meet in the face and tell him you “remember what he did to me in high school”.

F-ing TERRIFYING!!!!
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April9424
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6 years ago
I’ve always wanted to be rollergirl but I feel like I’d need a convincing dirk diggler alongside or no one would get it
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jackslash
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6 years ago
I love rollergirl.
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nemesisk7
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6 years ago
Just look like a Whore
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shadowcat
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6 years ago
Pregnant nun.
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WillMunny
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6 years ago
Sexy damn Freddy Krueger....
https://pre00.deviantart.net/b3a0/th/pre…
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flagooner
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6 years ago
@Papi
Are you implying that dressing as The Donald is akin to dressing as Bozo the Clown?
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twentyfive
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6 years ago
^ I thought you wanted one dressed as a nursing home attendant;)
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skibum609
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6 years ago
Wear boots; short shorts; and use two ammunition belts in a cross over your boobs. Leave Bozo out of this Frank Averuch was an icon around here.
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flagooner
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6 years ago
@25
Why? I see that every day.

I'm guessing you want one dressed as a proctologist?
avatar for twentyfive
twentyfive
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6 years ago
^ What’s your take on a shot girl dressed as a fruitcup?
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flagooner
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6 years ago
Yummy
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Cashman1234
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6 years ago
Ive got so many issues - I shouldn’t say this - but I got very aroused when I saw Shadowcat’s suggestion of a pregnant nun! That’s a great idea! Or a pregnant catholic school girl.
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twentyfive
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6 years ago
@flag seeing as the proctologist was your idea, why don’t you pitch that one, to the girls and see which one drills you a new one ;)
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shadowcat
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6 years ago
I actually saw a civie girl go as a pregnant nun and her bf went as a priest.
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jsully63
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6 years ago
Catholic priest and treat your custies like altar boys.
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NinaBambina
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6 years ago
"Just look like a Whore"

I was a hooker for Halloween my freshman year of college. I'm not sure why because I was a prude back then (had only had sex with one guy, had no plan to strip). I wore high boots, fishnets, a short skirt, a leapoard print belly shirt, and got this big black faux fur coat from my mom's neighbor's garage sale. My mom thought it was hilarious and helped me put my costume together. My dad, who is super conservative, also found it funny.
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Cashman1234
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6 years ago
Shadowcat - that’s great! It’s one of the few times I’d find matching costumes to be a good idea!
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Huntsman
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6 years ago
Drunken librarian who lost her car keys in one of the club couches.
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Baldnhappy
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6 years ago
No longer timely but many years ago saw a dancer dressed as Monica Lewinsky. She wore a blue dress with a large white stain about chest high. Definitely made tip out that night.
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nicespice
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6 years ago
@pauldrake Nice shirt. I’d probably alter it though and write the stuff on a crop top.

@wallanon “In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.”

Haha, I’d probably change the one-liners used at customers

Fun suggestions guys.
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jester214
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6 years ago
I've never much cared for costumes, though I did see an incredibly sexy christmas costume once, but that was in December.
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Timbuck12
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6 years ago
The naughty catholic schoolgirl look is always a surefire winner.
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jester214
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6 years ago
You realize you're going as a hooker again Nina? Albeit a higher end one.
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NinaBambina
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6 years ago
Yes, although Audrey Hepburn's character wasn't as blatantly a call girl as in the book. But I have watched Breakfast at Tiffany's a couple hundred times, so I know who Holly Golightly is.
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future POTUS and Senator in training
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6 years ago
Dress like a cupcake
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Cashman1234
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6 years ago
I agree with Timbuck12 - but I have issues. There is no hotter costume.
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flagooner
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6 years ago
If she goes as a hooker is it really a costume?
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NinaBambina
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6 years ago
Depends on if she is a hooker or not.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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MackTruck
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6 years ago
Smashing something
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