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Halloween Stripper Costume Ideas

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nicespice

Do you guys have any suggestions?

So far, all I can think of is copying someone else’s schtick.

“I usually go as a customer in jean booty shorts (unzipped), an open/tied up flannel, and a trucker hat. I walk around all night saying things like

CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER

WILL U SUCK MY DICK FOR 5 DOLLARS

WHATS UR REAL NAME

BUT WHAT DO I GET IN A PRIVATE DANCE

CAN I FINGER U

HOW MANY DOLLARS FOR THE SEX

CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER

WHATS UR REAL NAME

PLZ SUCK ON MY PENIS AT MY MOTEL

It’s highly entertaining for me, and I make killer money doing it. Half the men get the joke, and the other half are oblivious and it warms my heart.”

(Source strippr.tumblr.com)

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wallanon

In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.

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Papi_Chulo

Not into costumes but I guess a sexy nurse outfit or sexy librarian with glasses are often fan-favorites

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crazyjoe

Dam. That would be hot!

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Pizza (hiatus)

Multiple burqas. Charge money to remove a burqa only to reveal another burqa.

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TrapBaby304

No way Im working on Halloween! But Im gonna be Cleopatra this year

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Papi_Chulo

Overalls with no top and a hard-hat and maybe a tool-belt

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NinaBambina

I'm being Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's) for my normal, real-life costume. I have no idea what is going to be if I work on a day we have to dress up. I might just skip that day unless I think of something fun.

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JAprufrock

Go as a patient who's about to undergo a gynecological exam.

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Papi_Chulo

Go dressed as Donald Trump

:)

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larryfisherman

JLo’s green dress outfit at the Grammys way back when.

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rossl

Dr. Ford has to be a strong possibility by month-end.... blonde hair trapped in your glasses, talk like you’re 12, and look every man you meet in the face and tell him you “remember what he did to me in high school”.

F-ing TERRIFYING!!!!

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April9424

I’ve always wanted to be rollergirl but I feel like I’d need a convincing dirk diggler alongside or no one would get it

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flagooner

@Papi

Are you implying that dressing as The Donald is akin to dressing as Bozo the Clown?

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twentyfive

^ I thought you wanted one dressed as a nursing home attendant;)

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skibum609

Wear boots; short shorts; and use two ammunition belts in a cross over your boobs. Leave Bozo out of this Frank Averuch was an icon around here.

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flagooner

@25

Why? I see that every day.

I'm guessing you want one dressed as a proctologist?

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twentyfive

^ What’s your take on a shot girl dressed as a fruitcup?

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Cashman1234

Ive got so many issues - I shouldn’t say this - but I got very aroused when I saw Shadowcat’s suggestion of a pregnant nun! That’s a great idea! Or a pregnant catholic school girl.

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twentyfive

@flag seeing as the proctologist was your idea, why don’t you pitch that one, to the girls and see which one drills you a new one ;)

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shadowcat

I actually saw a civie girl go as a pregnant nun and her bf went as a priest.

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jsully63

Catholic priest and treat your custies like altar boys.

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NinaBambina

"Just look like a Whore"

I was a hooker for Halloween my freshman year of college. I'm not sure why because I was a prude back then (had only had sex with one guy, had no plan to strip). I wore high boots, fishnets, a short skirt, a leapoard print belly shirt, and got this big black faux fur coat from my mom's neighbor's garage sale. My mom thought it was hilarious and helped me put my costume together. My dad, who is super conservative, also found it funny.

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Cashman1234

Shadowcat - that’s great! It’s one of the few times I’d find matching costumes to be a good idea!

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Huntsman

Drunken librarian who lost her car keys in one of the club couches.

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Baldnhappy

No longer timely but many years ago saw a dancer dressed as Monica Lewinsky. She wore a blue dress with a large white stain about chest high. Definitely made tip out that night.

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nicespice

@pauldrake Nice shirt. I’d probably alter it though and write the stuff on a crop top.

@wallanon “In a place like San Antonio there are so many ways that could go wrong, but it's an intriguing idea.”

Haha, I’d probably change the one-liners used at customers

Fun suggestions guys.

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jester214

I've never much cared for costumes, though I did see an incredibly sexy christmas costume once, but that was in December.

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Timbuck12

The naughty catholic schoolgirl look is always a surefire winner.

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jester214

You realize you're going as a hooker again Nina? Albeit a higher end one.

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NinaBambina

Yes, although Audrey Hepburn's character wasn't as blatantly a call girl as in the book. But I have watched Breakfast at Tiffany's a couple hundred times, so I know who Holly Golightly is.

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Cashman1234

I agree with Timbuck12 - but I have issues. There is no hotter costume.

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flagooner

If she goes as a hooker is it really a costume?

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NinaBambina

Depends on if she is a hooker or not.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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