Posts by SlickSpic

From the Bada Bing to the Blue Iguana and in between, movies, TV shows, and the written word are littered with strip clubs. Anybody have a favorite? I do. I roll with No Ma'am and spend my time at The…

Getting skunked sucks. Whether it's at the strip club, the used car lot or when you're fishing, getting skunked sucks. Often times, the only consolation is the learning experience. I got skunked this weekend. Not at the sc,…

Food. Growing up, I think my family did me a major disservice. They never prepared me for the miedra(shit) that passes for food in resteraunts, other people's homes, and sporting events. Here is the why and how. I…

Saw a recent RTRC and one of the dancers was named Felony. Would you fellas and fellettes get a dance(or more) from felony? Yay or Nay? I say Hell Yay!

So, I recently recieved many texts(w/pictures) from a FWB, former stripper. These texts were from London, with cool pictures of the usual landmarks one on vacation would take. I knew she was going to London with a sugar…

Today is a good day. It's like a repeat of last Saturday. Last Saturday was an intense day of youth sports for my family. Today was some more of the same. One niece who plays soccer…

We all have our preferences when it comes to music, both in and out if the strip club. I know that many of the older and maybe even some of the younger hounds have little love for Hip Hop.…

We often discuss stripper names on TUSCL. We've talked about gals named after cars, gals named after drinks, gals named after precious stones, and I even brought up a thread about gals named after planets, stars, and other astronomical…

Many clubs have a minimum drink requirement. I've heard that some clubs have hourly drink minimums. Yikes. Many of us have zero love for the minimum drink hassle and even less for the "buy a lady a drink" hustle.…

Here's to 87 years, Tommy Lasorda.

It's a beautiful Friday and perfect for today's episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill! That's right folks, you read the headline correctly. Today we're going back and getting greasy with three wanton waitresses. Your lovely contestants are- Alice Flo Vera Grab a blue plate…

Ahoy ya land lubbers. The 19th of September is fast upon us and you know what that means? Argh, it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Me n me crew of salty dogs are taking to the…