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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/if-black-lives-matter-killed-nypd-officers-tea-party-killed-las-vegas-police/ http://abcnews.go.com/US/cops-killed-las-vegas-ambush-dead/story?id=24049878 And please don't tell me those two would ever invite Ranukam, GoVikings, and myself to their home unless it was to be executed.
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The best advice I ever got from here comes from Shadow. I once asked if something a stripper tells you is actually true, does it still count as stripper shit? Shadow's reply was-If whatever she says is meant to seperate…
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I seem to notice from many of TUSCL'S posts, that in the South, weed is sold by an inordinate amount of thugs. Now, don't get me wrong, in Cali, plenty of thugs sell weed. I guess that I…
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They say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, when life gives you AIDS, do you still make lemonade?
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I have an idea(probably been thought up already by one of y'all). A stripclub strip off championship. It begins with strippers within their respective chain clubs(Deja Vu, Spearmint Rhino, Rick's,etc) competing against one another so that they can…
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Any of you perverts ever dip your spoon into a bowl of chocolate & vanilla swirl? I've had a couple of ménage a tois before but by far my favorite was between this black chick & this white chick.…
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How come every pastrami joint is either World Famous or World's Best? How come every diner or burger joint owned by a Greek is either Crazy or Mad? Or both? From my experience, most of these pastrami joints are not only…
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I like to dig into a bowl or two of some tongue tingling clam chowder right before I hit up the strip club. I don't even brush my teeth. I want the dames to know that my breath…
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Right now, in the US, there's a lot of anger and a lot of injustice. There are varying opinions of justice, racism, and reaction. Just to put things in perspective. 43 Mexican students are dead because they demonstrated against…
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So, they say it's Mowvember. I started in October, or like the queers call it, Cocktober. Anyways, my version of Mowvember is slightly different. I grow decent facial hair but with a caveat. Only a goatee looks good…
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If you're hypothetical daughter became a hypothetical stripper and you found her hypothetically stripping for or hypothetically giving hypothetical extras to actual members of this actual discussion board, what would you hypotheticallly do? Hypothetically speaking, that is.
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Just saw this film and it blew me away. Quality acting, intensity, and amazing music(if you like Jazz). J.K. Simmons should get an award nomination for this flick. Word on the street is Terrell is a good…
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How many of y'all dogs and degenerates have been to a club where any of Shadow's or anybody else's 2 AM situations have happened. And if you've been to one, have you gone back, after the fact?
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Would you rather date, not just fuck- A. Model-type hot, 9-10, with the personality of stucco(Kate Upton, Tura Banks, etc) B. Hot chick, 7-9, funny and quick witted(Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, etc) C. Hot chick, 7-9, intelligent and articulate but…
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Our journey has come to the end of the road Just as I came and dumped my last load A load full of punch and sure hard to follow It'll be my last load that she'll ever swallow Yes, we had good times but…
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If your favorite stripper decides to escort full-time and quit stripping, would it effect you positively, negatively or no big difference? Since I try to establish a report where OTC is in the future, and I prefer OTC to…
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Anybody here ever get a stripper, or maybe an escort, pregnant? If so, care to discuss the details? As for your little brother, that answer is a negative.
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Do I place a fellow member on blast for saying the gayest, most non-TUSCL post of all-time, or do I allow him(her) to live out his(her)sad, little life in lonesome shame?
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If any of y'all have seen the news footage of the latest White House fence hopper then you must be disappointed in those mutts. Whether they're Alsatian's or Malinois', they weren't up to standard. I've seen a Pitbull…
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We often discuss clothing on TUSCL. Usually it involves pants or shorts. Today, I'm tackling shirts. Guayabera's specifically. La Guayabera is a collared, buttoned shirt that's very popular in Latin America. It's usually made out of cotton…
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I know that there are lots of pl's out there who feel that all pl's should have equal access and equal treatment by strippers. Bullshit. Strip clubs ain't Communist Russia. In fact, sometimes they feel more like…
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Good morning and a good Friday to one and to all. Today's edition of F-M-K is a special, sweet & sour episode. We have a trio of sloe-eyed, erotic, and exotic geishas for you pleasure. Today's lovely…
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You're at a strip club and you meet the stripper of your dreams. Not only is she über hot, she's got her head on straight, and performs like a fuck goddess. She's not a basket case, isn't in…
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Check this out for some laid back laughs. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3pmwrtlDaY
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From the Bada Bing to the Blue Iguana and in between, movies, TV shows, and the written word are littered with strip clubs. Anybody have a favorite? I do. I roll with No Ma'am and spend my time at The…
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