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Good morning boys and girls. I hope we all had a pleasurable weekend. I know I did. On to the topic at hand. Living in California, I've been exposed to a plethora of ethnicities, both…
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Any race fans out there who plan on watching the classic? Just watching the pre-race. I wonder if today is a good day for Indianspolis strip clubbing? Anybody know or ever been to the 500?
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C'mon people, I know that I ain't the only one who loves chicks in sports gear. Time to step up to the if leagues and support your team. And fans! C'mon Duke. Stop being a pussy and show some…
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...cloud my mind and I lose sight/feel of a great lap dance. I'm glad I go to Monarch's every now and then. There's this gorgeous gal there who knows what a lap dance is all about. Unfortunately,…
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About 5 pm pst, this cute Wiccan chick(I know, cute & Wiccan usually don't go hand in hand) came on over to Slickolopolis. When I met her last week I intrigued her with stories of my poison garden.…
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In a world of aliases, implants, and lies, is stripper shit always "stripper shit" even when it's the truth? Here's an example. A stripper tells you how big your dick is(or how tight your pussy is-Lopaw) and you…
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Just got home from a crazy party. Everything was gravy until a Rolling Stones vs Led Zeppelin conversation took a turn to the land where the ice and snow happens.
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Well, boys and girls. It looks like your little brother Slick is gonna have a good time tonight. And that new tv, fuck interest free. I'm paying her off tonight. Did anybody else strike it rich today?
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Check it out people. I went to my niece's first holy communion this Saturday and who am I greeted by but none other than church ushers who look more bouncers than ministers. Seriously, one usher looked like an…
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I was watching some old Man Show reruns yesterday, enjoying the Juggies jumping on trampolines. This got me to thinking which isn't ever healthy for anybody. What if the strip clubs got rid of stages and poles and…
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Just had my family come back from the Yankees beating the Lamegels. Great game. I, for one, have nothing but respect for Jeter. Class, clutch, and leadership in the Big Apple. And this comes from…
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I, for one, am all about tile. Keep the carpet. Don't even let me hear the words pergo.
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So, we all have had various flakes with OTC. Tonight, I lined up this cute chick(civie gal) to meet up tonight. Well, I had a great day with Pops watching the Derby, got drunk at a kids…
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A couple of weeks ago I was at a local sc, enjoying my encampment along pervert row. The ladies were lovely and the dollars were flowing. This one dancer had her time to shine in stage and shine…
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Since I'm off-topic, what are youse feelings about Buffets? Yay or nay? I say nay.
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Good riddance. Best news I've heard in basketball all year.
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Is this(Donald Sterling) the beginning of the end? If you can't speak freely in your own home, where can you speak freely? How is this going to effect smack talk and lover room talk? Is this going…
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Overrated-Angelina Jolie Underrated-Lacey Chabert
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Like some of my brothers and sisters, I am a coffee drinker. Love it. I sometimes drink cafe when I'm at the club. At this one club, there's this Brasilian bombshell who also is a coffee queen.…
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Good morning my friends. After watching a 49 year old Bernard Hopkins win yet again this past Saturday, I can't help but marvel at his accomplishments. He is my favorite active athlete. To be a boxing champion…
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This being Easter, eggs are everywhere. I love eggs. I think that eggs might be my favorite food. So many ways to cook eggs(insert Bubba Gump monologue). My favorite though, is over-easy. Can't get any…
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All that's really needed is a jump rope and anything you have for pull-ups(bar, tree limb, stairwell,etc). -check TUSCL -skip rope for 3 minutes then during 1 minute rest, check TUSCL -do pull-ups then during rest you check TUSCL -you can do…
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I was at Home Depot yesterday. I saw a ray of sunshine amongst a crowd of brown faces. As I drove closer, I saw one, fat white dude with a bunch of Mexicans, waiting for work. I…
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Did you hear about the sunken ferry? I guess that the Golden Gate Bridge must've collapsed.
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How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
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