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10 years ago
What's going on, Duke?
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10 years ago
Maybe he needed to court the horse first, or the horse could've been one of those animals that doesn't do that sort of thing on a first date.
Anyone ever see "Reefer Madness," either the original or the musical parody? They're both hilarious.
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10 years ago
Hmm. Does that make "Night of the Comet" a Christmas movie, too? It's about the end of the world and comet-created zombies, but it's set at Christmastime.
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10 years ago
Let's just be friends, but you won't find a better girl for you than me.
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10 years ago
Maybe he has to check them out himself.
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10 years ago
Um, no, $700 divided by 20 = $35 each. I've heard worse stories though. Back in the '80s (IIRC), an elderly woman in Duluth, MN was beaten to death by a couple of teenagers for just a few dollars.
The size of the mugging mob is a bit large, yeah. I'd probably believe it more if it was four, maybe five guys, and at least one of them had a gun.
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10 years ago
I agree with Motor, too. If they had put some limitations on those programs, maybe things like welfare wouldn't have become a generational problem.
Motor, my insurance agent's done a similar thing with some of the local homeless people. He saw one standing by the street, holding up a sign asking for money. The agent offered to give the guy a meal if he'd do some work around the agent's house -- just some raking, nothing major. The homeless guy told him to fuck off.
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10 years ago
Kate Upton's cute, there's no denying that, but there's only one Marilyn Monroe!
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10 years ago
Dive or upscale club, I almost always wear geek chic -- jeans, a snarky t-shirt, and a shirt.
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10 years ago
Well, crap -- now you tell us. Anyone want to buy a ticket to the Philippines? Never been used!
(joking!...maybe...)
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10 years ago
Summer or winter, I do my best to be a cautious driver. But I wholeheartedly agree with GoVikings -- it's the other drivers you gotta watch out for. Some of the more fun accidents I've been in:
- While doing 55-60 on the 465 around Indy, I got clipped by a semi, which sent me spinning across three lanes of traffic and into a concrete median. No other cars were involved, and no one got hurt. My car was totaled though.
- While sitting at a stoplight, on my way back to the store after my last delivery of the night, I got rear-ended by a drunk asshole. He handed me his insurance information to start copying down, but when the cop got within sight, he took off. Course, I still had his insurance information in my hands.
- On afternoon, on my way to work at the air base, a road-paint truck was stopped in the driving lane with its arrow flashing to, of all places, the shoulder. In the passing lane, the lady in front of me slowed down to almost a complete stop, uncertain what to do. I came to almost a complete stop as well. The girl behind me didn't. She barreled into me at, I'm guessing, 40-45 mph. Yeah, it was only the first car I ever owned; I didn't like it anyway *grrr*
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10 years ago
The guy used the same exact review for another club, too.
https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=311087
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10 years ago
For traditional sentimentality, "it's a Wonderful Life."
For nostalgic sentimentality, "A Christmas Story."
For something out of left field, "A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas."
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10 years ago
I thought the first rule of strip clubs was "don't talk about strip clubs"?
I've made the mistake of bringing credit cards to strip joints. I've gotten so used to hearing them scream, I hardly hear it anymore...at least until the statements show up.
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10 years ago
Londonguy, there are a few people over here who feel the same way.
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10 years ago
Duke, she might've just been in a frisky mood and/or borderline drunk. Try going back a couple more times and see what happens; maybe even ask her if she's available for a dance or three, then go from there.
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10 years ago
The last Asian dancer I saw was in Indianapolis. The girl would not shut up -- and it was all about how gorgeous she was. Even when we went back for a couple of dances (I was really hoping that would shut her up), she kept babbling about how gorgeous she was, how everyone thought she was gorgeous, and how she couldn't figure out why her boyfriend left her, considering how gorgeous she was. The girl really had the intellectual and emotional depth of a sheet of paper.
Right after we were done, I was done and out of there.
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10 years ago
Did she see that you had all that extra money? It could've been that she was just having a long, bad day, and after you gave her enough to call it a wash, it was time to effectively call it a night. That other guy could've been an OTC regular, too, someone she didn't feel comfortable passing up in favor of someone else.
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10 years ago
Seriously good moves. Would've like to have seen a full routine, instead all of the edited bits.
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10 years ago
I agree with Lone Wolf all the way. Don't forget, too, that Bush's idea of helping the flagging economy was to give companies incentives to ship jobs overseas and lay people off. Tell me, please, how exactly does that help the economy when you take away a person's income?
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10 years ago
I've stayed until closing more than my fair of times. Back in the '90s, it was basically just to see the ladies to the sad, bitter end of the night. I must've done it way too many times because every time that song starts up on the radio, I start getting good-bye flashbacks. The past few years, I've been doing it when I visited Indy. Repeatedly dumb move. Club closes at 3, I get to sleep between 4 and 5, and then I have to get up about 6:30-7 to shower and eat to get downtown by 8. Makes for some long -- but good -- weekends.
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10 years ago
1) Drunk -- no way, no how. That being said, I have had some dances from a woman who was so drunk, she could barely stand up -- even without her shoes. It was more a case of get it over with and get her away from me.
2) Stoned, high, etc. -- again, no. Course, I don't have a lot of experience with drugs and drugged people, so, to me, it could just come off as some personality quirks.
3) Hygiene -- pass. I wouldn't want a woman to run her greasy hair up and down my body. I'd feel like I'd have to back to the hotel and change, and after that, I probably wouldn't be in the mood for strippers for the rest of the night.
4) Age -- one of my ATFs, who I just got to see a couple weeks ago, is 53, the same age as me. Her age might be starting to show a little bit, but she's still one of the sexiest, smartest, and most vibrant people I've ever me. Even though I've never seen her outside the club, I don't think I'd trade her in, even for John's DS.
Second group:
1) Babble, babble, babble. Huge deal-breaker. I'm there to indulge in some fantasy, not get lectured about things that I have no interest in and/or are really none of her business.
2) Financials. Someone who has her head on straight and knows how to invest her money? Kudos and very cool. I've met a couple dancers like this, and they've impressed me -- but the only investment I'm there to make is in some lap dances.
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10 years ago
Indianapolis (maybe all of Indiana, I don't know) has some stupid law on the books that states that dancers need to cover their nipples. I've seen one dancer use what felt like Scotch tape, another some sort of nipple glue, and another small circular Bandaids (I think I might've accidentally swallowed one of those Bandaids, too). Largely, though, it's something that hasn't been enforced, at least to the best of my meager knowledge.
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10 years ago
I thought you had to call Babs for that.
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10 years ago
Lap dances are already illegal in the province of Manitoba. And paying a girl to dance nude on a mini-stage in front of you is just plain pointless.