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11 years ago
Hollywood doesn't portray much of anything accurately, particularly in big name big budget flicks.
I grew up watching all the bruce lee, chuck norris, jean claude van damme movies I could get my hands on thinking that was the real deal, then entered a tae kwon do tournament and well, them thar movies aren't accurate AT ALL!!! You want to see real martial arts in action, peep this footage from the tournament
http://youtu.be/9X0SiqUXUQo
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11 years ago
Why do strippers lie? lulz.
They have something you want.
You have something they want.
They probably aren't attracted to you.
You probably aren't attractive.
Why do customers lie?
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11 years ago
Damn Mikey chill the fuck out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmVPDU1NPss
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11 years ago
Its not a turn off but doesn't do anything for me. If it was another chick up there, that might be hot. Otherwise, meh.
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11 years ago
Some of Juicebox's posts are funny. I guess I don't log in here enough though cuz seems like there is a lot of drama up in here and I'm not sure why.
There are two solutions as I see it:
1. Chill the fuck out with a trip to KFC.
2. Chill the fuck out with a trip to Taco Bell.
I'll even add a third for you healthy fucks
3. Chill the fuck out with a trip to Whole Foods.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Banks still have tellers? Actually standing in a line???? WTF is this shit?
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11 years ago
You should iron out details and expectation beforehand.
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11 years ago
Obviously she is immortalizing the subject of a popular video game franchise and the gentleman in which probably inspired her to become a stripper and also fuck for cash.
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11 years ago
She is wearing entirely too many clothes there.
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11 years ago
I have never understood what the fascination is with her and how she gained such popularity. Her movies are terrible. She was just a distraction in Office Space. Her only real success was Friends and I wouldn't attribute that to just her. I don't get it. And she's not hot either, no matter what chemicals and medical procedures she uses and camera tricks the director use.
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11 years ago
who the fuck is shawnee barton?
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If I go to the restaurant to pick up takeout, I am not tipping. I shouldn't be expected to either, that shit is ridiculous.
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11 years ago
I always head for the stage and tip at whatever club I go to. Especially a new club, its the best way to decide which dancers are worth spending more time and money on.
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11 years ago
I knew a stripper who was hooked on heroine and tried to kick that by going to a methodone clinic. As soon as she started dosing methodone her weight shot up dramatically. I saw her one day and she was 100 lbs and then two weeks later she had to be at least 130 with a beer belly. I thought she looked pregnant but she insisted she wasn't.
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11 years ago
I have actually never asked a stripper if she does OTC. I have had many many offer, sometimes as their opening line.
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11 years ago
cool story bro
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11 years ago
Are you sure you don't just have selective hearing?
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11 years ago
Every jury is different.
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11 years ago
lol Duo I hadn't considered that angle
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11 years ago
dafuq? I've been asked many a time by strippers if I play. I always answer of course I play, I play lots of shit. Then I go on to list my gaming and sporting accolades and i get the weirdest fucking looks and they walk off like I some kinda doofus.
Whatever you do don't start talking about the latest MMO you play, the strippers get pissed about it and once they pissed your night is probably shot at that club. SMH
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11 years ago
Juice every time i think of farley its him on SNL, in a living room set, talking about living down by the river with his arms flailing about. lol cracks me up every time
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11 years ago
Well what happens when the corporate world spills over into our seedy little universe? How about if the owner of the company you work at has a rebellious daughter who just happens to start stripping at a club you frequent. Are we allowed to look then? lol
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11 years ago
Thankfully a few other guys have expressed this very sentiment, but no I do not keep a relationship of any kind with any stripper save p2p. The first p stands for once we're done, I don't have to listen to your SS for awhile until I want some more of the second p.
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11 years ago
10 kilos wheres the krews share?
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11 years ago
Maybe her weed was laced? Other than that I don't see how you could walk away from that.