Reviews by schmoe31415

I was in Miami for a bit and tried out a few of the clubs. The first place I visited was chosen largely out of proximity. The Foxxy Lady Lounge was about 15 minutes...

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot, unlike anywhere...

Red Garter is on Duval Street, which is sort of a party street of bars, restaurants and stores, vaguely similar to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, without the foul stench. This makes it easy...

This was my first visit to Scarlett's after their fire last spring, and their remodeled re-opening last fall. The outside was about the same, except for a change in the lit sign on the...

On my last trip through St. Louis I decided to give some of the sketchier clubs a try. I'm not usually a big fan of dives, but some of the reviews made it sound...

Wise Guys was the second Washington Park dive I tried in my last swing through St. Louis, after Dollies. Wise Guys is a bit further into Washington Park than Dollies. It has fenced in...

Palomino is my favorite club in Vegas, and I always go at least once when I'm in town. It's a bit of a ride up from the strip. In addition to taking longer, this...

Chicas is unlike any of the other clubs I've been to in Vegas. It's more of a dive bar than a strip club, but that's not all bad. It's in North Las Vegas, fairly...

I visited Sapphire twice on my most recent trip to Vegas. The first time was for their Monday Night Football. It costs $20 and includes a ride to the club, admission, two drink tickets,...

I was back in Las Vegas for a trip and decided to hit a number of different clubs through the week. The first was Treasures. I'd originally planned to try out their steakhouse, but...

The Rhino is well reviewed for a Vegas club, with many speaking highly of it. I've been to Vegas many times now and hadn't yet been there, so I decided to give it a...

I was back in Atlanta for a short work trip and, with time for one club visit, decided to go back to Follies. I arrived about 2:00pm on a Tuesday. The valet was $10...

The Hustler club has been one of my favorites in St. Louis for some time. After my most visits, this hasn't changed. I was there on both a Friday, arriving around 9:00pm, and...

I hadn't been to Miss Kitty's in two and a half years or so, but decided to give it another try as part of checking out some new places (Country Rock Cabaret, PTs Showclub)...

On my recent pass through St. Louis, I tried a couple of clubs I hadn't been to before, and one of these was PT's Show Club. I visited twice, once on a Thursday and...

Back in St. Louis for a bit, I decided to try a couple of clubs I hadn't seen before, and the first one was Country Rock Cabaret, largely because it was so close to...

I usually visit Dancers Showclub when I'm in Indianapolis, but on my last trip I decided to give Brad's a try. I visited twice, once on Thursday and once on Saturday, both times starting...

I visited Dancers a couple of times on a recent trip to Indianapolis, once on Wednesday and once on Friday. Both times I arrived around 10:00pm and stayed well past midnight. The cover...

I stopped by the Hip Hugger on a Wednesday as a pit stop on a fairly long drive. I arrived around 5pm. The club was in a light industrial / retail neighborhood and tucked...

The last time I tried Club Bristol a few years ago, I was pretty unimpressed and didn't return even when in the area. Instead I went to Silk on the west side of Madison/Middleton,...

tl;dr - Nice space, good service, big fake boobs, high pressure, high cost. $19 cocktails, $12 Coke. $20 floor dance, $100+$40 3-song VIP, $300+$100 30-minute VIP, free round-trip limo There seem to be an infinite...

I was at the Hustler club down the street, planning to possibly check out Scarlett's later in the evening, when one of the dancers there said that Scarlett's had closed. Apparently a week or...

I arrived on a Saturday around 10pm. Cover charge for just this club was $10. For $15 I got a wristband to come and go between both this club and Deja Vu next door....

I spent most of my Saturday evening next door at Little Darlings, but I'd paid for the dual entry so around midnight I walked over to Deja Vu to take a look. There was...