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Context: I was in KW, on business. I stopped in here on a Wednesday evening after an earlier visit to Duval St. I arrive at about 10p and promptly left after 4 songs.…

About every six months I am in the Tampa/St Pete area. It’s 300 + miles to get there so that’s the reason for the infrequent…

This place makes you feel like a local! I went on a Tuesday and there were tons of ladies working. There were all types and all sizes, several Latinas and Eastern Europeans.…

Was in Key West for the first time in 6 months last week and went to Bare Assets on Monday and Wednesday nights. I was a semi regular here back in 2019…

Living in Fort Lauderdale, at least part-time, I am lucky to have Hallendale/North Miami clubs a bit to the south and Pompano clubs just north. Still, sometimes I get the urge for…

I visited Bare Assets Key West on Monday March 2, 2020 from about 8:45 to 9:45 pm. The club is on Truman Ave about half a mile from Duval St. It…

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot,…

I was in the keys and decided to make a early evening visit to this club. I had been here years ago but my memory of that trip was kind of fuzzy…

$10 or less cover, $6 beers, $20 lap dances per song, $100 3-song full-nude Blue Diamond Room, and $250 20-minute VIP. Nice relaxed atmosphere on weeknights. I visited several times throughout the summer,…

In Key West on vacation and went to Bare Assets on Sunday Feb 10, 2019 from about 9;45 to 11:15 pm. It’s on Truman Ave about half a mile from Duval…

I arrived a few minutes before 7pm, no cover at that hour. (Sign at the door says $10 after 8pm). I ordered a rum-n-coke and the bartender said it was…

For Key West Bare Assets is by far the best club. I arrived at 430 pm. The place opens at 4pm and walked in without a cover charge. Easy parking…

During the summer of 2016 I traveled to Key West for a bachelor party. We were there for 3 nights, and naturally, we wanted to check out one of the local…

this club is the best on the island! beautiful girls, good vibes and music. my hubby and i came in with $500 and left with negative accounts. the girls work hard and…

Location: BA is on Truman Ave, several blocks from Duval St. It’s far enough away from the ‘downtown’ core of KW that I wouldn’t want to walk it from ‘downtown.’…

As I first drove into Key West, Bare Assets was the first club I encountered. It is about half a mile from Duval Street and in kind of a quiet area. There…

Took Wifey there for her birthday (her request!) on an overnight trip to Key West. We werent paying much attention to time and arrived barely fifteen minutes after opening. There was no…

went here because our hotel was near here. It is far away from Duval. but no too far the cub is nice and the atmosphere is good clean and safe.…

I've been to a lot of strip clubs over the years. Mainly bachelor parties, hanging with friends and things like that but Teasers is without a doubt, the best! My wife and…

A week ago I stopped by Bare Assets on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday nights at about 9:30. The club was within walking distance from my motel so after the wife went…

After reading all the reviews, it seemed like Bare Assets was the sole place in town to try out. I visited early evening on a weeknight. Paid no cover and walked into…

My husband and myself were told that is was one of the best strip clubs in key west by a taxi driver. I was not impressed. Yes they have VIP areas that…

I went after striking out at the more touristy clubs on main drag. This club was not busy, so i garnered most of the attention. The club had a round stage, a…

Went to Bare Assets last week with a bachelor party crew. Paid for bottle service & received 2 booths and 2 bottles, pretty decent prices. Definitely worth the $ as we got…

Ok, so this place is off the beaten track of touristy Duvall street. Not super busy but most of the clientele were obviously locals. Good quality women who came down…

I went to this building primarily for the liquor store they have next to this club. I got to chatting with the attendant in the shop and was trying to get a…

Key West is very small, so keep that in mind when thinking about this club. By Key West standards, this is the best club on the island (in my opinion). Cover to…

Not sure whats going on with this club. Back in KW after a long absence. They have a cover all of the time, I think $7. Many girls from…

As in the previous reviews, I stopped in before heading home. Nothing has changed inside as far as the appointments. The dancers (4) I saw were a mixed lot. The one on…

In my opinion Bare Assets is by far the best SC in Key West. I also enjoy the friendly party atmosphere at Red Garter, but the when it comes to talent, there…

This may be the top club in Key West, but perhaps because this is a town that has Fantasy Fest and nude rooftop bars its really nothing special. It is located away from…

I was in Key West working and stopped in before I headed home. I've reviewed the club before, so I won't go into much detail. When I arrived, about 5PM, there were…

Visited bare assets while on vacation, and had a great time. the girls were friendly and very attractive. Good mix of ethnicities and good music. I cant remember how much I paid,…

Firsrt time visit to Bare Assets club in Key West. Entered just after 5pm about 1 hour after opening time. Interior is nicely appointed, medium sized, clean and has marked…

Hit this place during a busy weekend in Key West. Races were in town and so were all kind of Eastern European girls. Gotta say, they are hot in many cases but…

First time in Key West since the mid nineties...I remember the strip clubs being better but I guess everything was better then...anyway after my girlfriend and I cruised around looking Duvall st.…

I keep trying this club whenever I get to Key West. I prefer not to go to Duval. Anyway, there is not a lot to like here, IMHO. I do, however, enjoy…

I visited Bare Assets on a Tuesday afternoon because it was raining and I thought it would be fun to check it out while I was in Key West. The girls ranged…

I lived in Key West for 3 years and Bare Assets was one of my favorite places to hang out.I live in Kentucky now and boy do I miss Key West. Bare…

Had been awhile since I was down in Key West with the time to visit this club. I sort of wish I didn't have the time. They open at 4PM and I…

Have been to this club a few times on different trips down to the keys. It's a fun place, usually not a ton of girls working but enough to make it worth…

this is our 3 club we went to and it was o.k. The girls were nice looking and looks like all international. I'd say 1/3 of the girls had fake boobs. One…

I go here as a local periodically, every week or two. In the last week of October is Fantasy Fest in Key West. I had heard about but forgotten that…

First time I've been to this club in the evening in many many years. Nothing about the club has changed, but I found it strange that my last afternoon visit, beers cost…

Well its summer in Key West which means slow weekdays and busier weekends. I was in here late June on a Thursday and there were some visiting dancers in addition to…

Stand alone club on Truman with attached liquor store. No cover before 8 and $7 import two for one before 7. Enter into dark club with red velvet seats and…

Visited Bare Assets several times over a week period at Happy Hour time. Compared to my visits from last year it was pretty disappointing. The most ladies that were there…

Truly a disappointing experience. The girls were all moody and just not fun to be around. There never was a lot of customers even though it was "prime season" and…

Visited this club not long ago, but decided to review again. I took a bar seat and had a couple of beers. Beers were $5.00, which seems normal. The dancers were a…

Had not been to this club since Teasers moved from beside it. Same layout, bar on the right stage left as you walk in. I took a bar seat and had a…

First review in awhile. Came in on a Friday late afternoon for the first time in awhile, had a drink. Was generally unimpressed until a tall slender girl came out…

Well, after reading the last few reviews, I definitely must have had the worst experience out of all you. This club was about 3 blocks from my hotel on a recent…

Visited Bare Assets on vacation and was pleasantly surprised. I was impressed by the variety of dancers on a Wednesday afternoon, and Jezebel was an absolute dream. Friendly, not pushy, and an…

I've visited Bare Assets 3 or 4 times over the past couple of weeks and keep hoping for something better. I've been told that during the spring break many of the…

Been a few months since my last review. I tend to come to this club now when the Duval St. clubs get busy; I don't mind some hustle but hustle can…

In good ole's KW again and made my decision b/t here and the other place on Duval mostly b/c of free and easy parking. I may have made a mistake, but…

stopped in about 9pm cover $5 and beers abot $3 or $4 i think. place was well lighted so good view of the talent which turned out to be a big…

I visited here on my second night of vacation in Key West, after going to Teasers 2 and Red Garter the night before. I walked here after dinner on Duval St,…

It's been a while since I showed up here, so I went to take a look at the club. Still looks the same, and a mix of dancers. It took a long…

This is actually a summary of several recent trips. I tend to like the visiting clubs in the daytime. Some clubs are good for this others not at all. Most…

Was in Key West for some downtime and decided to head off the beaten patch to Bare Assets. A friend raved about a girl that worked weekends, so I have to see…

Bare Assets talent is not as attractive as the girls on Duval Street, but unlike the Duval clubs, this place doesn't have the typical tourist hustle going on. Whereas on Duval…

Bare Assets is off the beaten path, for certain, but worth the extra walk / ride. Compared to the places on Duval, Bare Assets is less crowded and easier to relax…

This seems to be the preferred locals hangout at this point. On various nights, they have some attractive dancers, othertimes not at all. It is summertime (off season) in Key…

Bare Assets is a little farther than the other two in town, mostly a locals crowd. It is the only one that has free parking available due to the other ones being…

I hadn't been here since the days when Teasers operated in half the building. The new setup is good if generic, with plenty of seating at the stage and elsewhere. Most of…

This club has recently been renovated, giving it a more appealing atmosphere especially that it now has more room and a bigger private dance area. Hardwood floors and better lighting just…

Made a visit recently, and it was quite a bit better than my last visits...maybe because he tourist season is picking back up? I find the downtown clubs to be 120%…

Well, on a weekend visit, I thought I would try out several of the KW clubs to report on them. This one was pleasant, off the main Old Town tourist areas. There…

This place does open in the afternoon, so it gives ou somewhere to go. In days gone by I had some hot experiences here, but that seems to all be gone…

Went just after they opened on a Wednesday afternoon. here were about four dancers. Two were very large and not extremely attractive. One was extremely cute and looked to…

I went to this place last month. I have to say it is the worst in town. Better to stay on Duval Street and check out the other two while you…

I don't really understand this place. As a local, it would seem to have a lot of potential, the club itself is pretty nice. I don't get in here often…

Had not been here in a long time. Was almost suprised at how cute some of the dancers were...my last trip had been uninspiring. Had an ok time, and had…

This place has improved quite a bit. I find the staff is more friendly to locals than the downtown clubs, and a bit less hustle among the dancers. I expect…

If you are in Key West and want some fun this is the club. Totally nude and absolutely beautiful women. I could have spent all my time in this club…

This club is a very small club with only one small stage. Its also pretty dirty and run down inside. The girls were all large women 3-4 at best. Teasers…

The girls in the club weren't outstanding, but my experience was. The cutest girl in the place (Ashley) asked if I wanted to go to the private room. I found out…