Reviews by schmoe31415

The second club I tried in the Detroit area was Flight Club. I went a bit earlier, hoping to avoid some of the ride-share troubles I had getting to the Landing Strip. I had...

I was in Detroit on a couple-night layover, staying near the airport, and decided to check out a couple of the nearby clubs. I took a ride-share, but if I were to be in...

I picked a bad night to try the Kit Kat club in Portland. It was a Tuesday evening about 10:00pm. I had gone to Voodoo Donughts, which is next door (OT if you get...

The third and last club I tried on my recent vist to Portland was Casa Diablo, which was about a fifteen minute ride from downtown. There was no one collecting cover charges when I...

Downtown Portland was less comfortable to walk around at night than Seattle, but Club Rouge wasn't far from my hotel and the streets were quiet. There was a food cart on the corner that...

Pandora's was about a fifteen minute ride from downtown. The cover charge was $20 and that included a soft drink (with apparently free refills). They don't have any alcohol. They were fairly mask-aware here,...

Devil's Triangle was conveniently walkable if you're staying in downtown Seattle. The cover charge on a Friday evening around 9:30pm was $22. The club was downstairs. It was a small club, with a small...

I frequently visit Chicas Bonitas when I'm in Las Vegas, mostly because it's just down the block from Palomino. It's a bit of a local/dive bar by comparison to most clubs in Vegas, but...

Palomino has historically been my favorite club in Las Vegas, and I generally make at least one stop there when I'm in town. My latest trip included an evening at Palomino, though it wasn't...

Swinging briefly through Las Vegas, my first club stop was Treasures on a Wednesday evening. Their website has incorrect hours. They currently open at 8pm, not 4pm. (OT, Why are Vegas (or all) club...

There have been a lot of reviews of Desire in Providence recently. When I last checked, there were at least sixteen of them in just July and August. I confess to being slightly puzzled...

My second Manhattan club visit consisted of a slightly ridiculous "businessman's lunch" at Rick's Cabaret. The club was conveniently located in midtown, just a few blocks from the Empire State Building. I wasn't sure...

I was staying in Manhattan and thought I'd try out one of the "different" clubs, that advertiseis themselves as more of a lap dance party than a strip club. I ended up going to...

Downtown Cabaret was the third of the clubs I tried during my visit to Minneapolis. As its name implies, it's downtown, and easy to get to on foot if you're staying in the area....

The Spearmint Rhino is in downtown Minneapolis, maybe a quarter mile down the street from Dream Girls, and close to other clubs. It's street wasn't as torn up as some of the others downtown,...

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis, and relatively easy to get to on foot if you're staying downtown. The roads are all chewed up by construction, so driving will be harder, and the train...

I was in Milwaukee for a single evening and, not expecting anything special, had originally planned to do a mini-tour, starting a bit further out and moving back towards where I was staying downtown....

This is a combination review for several visits on Tuesday/Thursday afternoons over July/August 2021. Club Bristol is on a mildly remote corner of country highways, but is relatively easy to get to from Madison...

I arrived around 11:00pm on a Friday night. There was a sign on the door about not entering if you've been sick and whatnot, but no "mask required" sign. There were no covid protocols...

It's been a long time since I've been to a club. I would not have predicted that my first trip post-covid would be to a place in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin, but with...

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge...

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small...

Back in Atlanta I only had time to visit one of the clubs, so of course I went back to Follies. I arrived Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. The valet was in service, but I...

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was...