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1029 Truman Ave Key West, FL 33040

A decent, if not amazing, club/visit

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schmoe31415
Feb 29, 2020, 2:56 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot, unlike anywhere on Duval. It had spaces available when I arrived around 9:30pm on a Sunday. The cover charge was $10. There were many dancers inside, which felt like even more because they so outnumbered the couple of patrons that were present. The dancers filled most of the stools along the bar, and stood/sat elsewhere throughout the club. A bottle of water was $6.

From the entrance the club has a good-sized bar on the right. Across from it is a T-shaped stage with the long part extending away from the bar before the T-branch. There's a bit of floor space and then another small stage and some VIP couches. There were a few regular tables to the left of the main stage, and even fewer on the right. Most seating is at the bar or in the VIP couches beyond and to the right of the stage. I don't know what it takes to make use of those.

The dancers were mostly white, and seemed almost entirely European. Apparently Key West is a popular vacation destination for those retreating from winter in Europe. The dancers were mostly fit, with a variety of curviness. Many had fake breasts, though the proportion seemed lower than I'd found at Red Garter. The dancers were also younger than many of those at Red Garter. Overall I'd say the dancers at Bare Assetts on a Sunday were hotter than those at Red Garter the previous Friday.

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