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Capt Obvious

Here, there, and everywhere

joined Aug 2012last seen Dec 2024

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1888 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE Atlanta, GA 30324

reviewed

6 days ago

decent but not what i’m hoping for

Arrived around 3:30pm. Plenty of parking available, got a light pat down by the door man and paid the pleasant girl up front $10. Walked in and took a seat at the nearest bar....

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1888 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE Atlanta, GA 30324

reviewed

a month ago

i keep hoping for better….

Arrived around 3:30pm to a parking lot maybe one third full. The outer lot had more cars but still not full. Light pat down from the security guard and paid $10 for entry to...

10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220

reviewed

3 months ago

huge club and plenty to choose from!

Was in town for work for a couple of days and wanted to see what Dallas had to offer. Pulled into the parking lot and passed the valet and parked in the self...

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1888 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE Atlanta, GA 30324

reviewed

5 months ago

nice club but needs better dancers

Since I’m the first review of the new “Follies dayshift at Onyx” rebranding, I’ll try to be detailed, so this may be long. Arrived around 3:30pm on Tuesday, the second day they were...

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2284 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE Atlanta, GA 30324

reviewed

5 months ago

not getting better

This was my second time trying out this spot. First time was ok and wanted to see if it would be better or worse. Arrived around 2:30pm. Not many cars so parking was easy....

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Discussions started by Capt Obvious

1905 Piedmont Rd NE Atlanta, GA 30324

discussion started

a month ago

Yet Another “We’re Back!” Announcement

Their instagram page just posted “11.29.24 Black Friday” with the caption “Just when you thought it was over”. Anyone heard anything about this? You’d think 2 weeks away that someone would have heard something...

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Comments made by Capt Obvious

review comment

4 days ago

Here, there, and everywhere

Decent but not what I’m hoping for

@will That’s a typo. ‘big’ should’ve been ‘not’. I was referring to vip at a place like Tattletales

discussion comment

10 days ago

Here, there, and everywhere

Yet Another “We’re Back!” Announcement

Both Platinum and Synsations keep delaying opening. I’ve heard from past Platinum dancers that the manager has been calling them to come back there to work. I’ve also heard similar for Synsations. I’ve heard mid-Dec for Synsations but I don’t believe it. My guess is they both are struggling to get enough personnel. That’s why both keep advertising for workers, dancers, bartenders over and over and over.

review comment

2 months ago

I'd live this way again

I Don’t Think This Is Going To Work

You said vip wasn’t fun but it wasn’t the dancer’s fault. What was the issue then?

review comment

3 months ago

Here, there, and everywhere

Huge Club and Plenty to Choose From!

Yeah I know what you mean. I was there on a Monday and it was busy and waiting for a specific dancer was frustrating

discussion comment

5 months ago

Follies crew moving to Oynx?

Yes there are vip rooms back by the bathrooms. I’d guess 4-6 but I could be wrong. $60 to the club and whatever you negotiate with the dancer. Small room with a couch and a table. Solid door. Best I can tell they knock at the end of the 30 minutes. The day I was there was probably 60% AA and 40% white girls

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2012	3	0	0	0
2013	3	0	0	0
2014	1	0	0	0
2016	1	0	0	0
2017	2	0	0	0
2018	4	0	0	0
2019	10	0	0	0
2020	2	0	0	0
2021	11	0	0	0
2022	2	0	0	0
2023	6	0	0	0
2024	8	1	0	0
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