Reviews by schmoe31415

Chicas Bonitas is a short walk down the street from Palomino, and I often end up there after spending time at the first club. I did the pairing on a recent Tuesday evening, heading over…

I visited Palomino on a Tuesday evening, arriving around 9:30pm. I walked over from Jerry's Nugget across the street. The randomized cover odds were in my favor this time, as I was let in without…

I visited DV8 on a Monday evening about 10pm, after a fifteen minute ride from my airport hotel. There was nobody at the door, so no pat down, ID check, or cover charge. There was…

Casa Diablo was about a ten minute ride from my hotel near the convention center. They had a decent amount of parking up their steep driveway that appeared free. When I entered about 9:30pm on…

Bad Angel is in the center of Munich, not far from the main train station. It's surrounded by lots of hotels and a ton of kebab places. I visited about 9:30pm on a Wednesday, which…

Goldfingers was the second club I visited in Prague. It's in Old Town, off one of the big streets. The outside entry leads to a long walk deep into the building, and then a walk…

I was at the old Follies a few times. I never quite got the hype, finding it cramped and dingy, but the dance intensity was there. The Follies name has been used several times since…

While I was in Munich, I visited one strip club (Bad Angel, reviewed elsewhere) and one FKK. There are a couple in/around Munich, all small based on reviews, and I chose FKK Sunshine. It had…

I visited two strip clubs in Prague, both in Old Town. The first was a trip to Darling Cabaret on a Tuesday around 10pm. The club is easily reached on foot, as is everything in…

I sometimes wonder if the German nudists of Freikörperkultur (FKK) are irritated that the term has been adopted by the brothel sauna clubs. I imagine it makes it difficult to find an FKK location/event that…

Blackjack's is kind of in the middle of nowhere, outside the small town of Elgin and some distance off the highway. The country road on which the club sits doesn't allow a left turn, so…

Club Blaze is a great option if I'm either south of Atlanta near the airport or I'm out on a Sunday afternoon (when, say, Vivide is closed). Both were true on my last visit. Free…

Synsations was completely unmarked, with no obvious signage. I turned on their street only because of my GPS and a parking lot across from the building with a ton of orange cones and "valet" signs.…

Vivde is the most reliable good time for me in Atlanta, so I usually hit it up at least once when I'm in town. I was there mid-afternoon on a Saturday. The dirt lot, showing…

This club has an active Instagram, with lots of posts about dayshift. Most feature two manager-like folks (a cigar smoking guy and a woman), but I don't know their actual relationship to the club. Some…

Hustler is one of the better clubs in the St. Louis area. It's a short drive across the river from downtown St. Louis, and is right at the highway exit so you don't have to…

I haven't had great times at Wisconsin clubs, but I've occasionally had somewhat entertaining times so I keep trying them. I hadn't been to Bristol in a while and wasn't too far, so figured I'd…

Oasis was a short, easy drive from my airport-area hotel. It's on a strip with a bunch of car dealers, car rental places, and other businesses. Parking was free; I didn't see a valet option.…

Cheerleaders was a short drive from my airport hotel, sitting sort of between the airport and downtown Philadelphia. Parking was free. The cover was $10. There was a staffed metal detector on the way in,…

Vivid was on the same street as my hotel, so I walked by several times while in Manhattan. The club was nearly anonymous, and could easily be missed if not for the doorman. The guy…

Flashdancers Midtown is right in the middle of things, near Times Square, a bunch of theaters, etc.. I went by after finishing a show at the Birdland Jazz Theater around the corner, arriving close to…

I visited Hoops in midtown Manhattan twice while I was in the city, once late/after midnight on Sunday night, and a second time a bit earlier on Wednesday night. On Sunday there was a $20…

Silk is conveniently located in downtown Milwaukee, within walking distance of the stadium, theaters, restaurants, and many hotels. There's a parking ramp across the street if you come from further away. It's nearly anonymous, with…

Jaguars had a somewhat fancier, "gentleman's club" feel than some of the other strip clubs I'd tried in Phoenix. The parking lot was large and well lit. There was a set of velvet ropes at…

I stopped in Essex on Super Bowl Sunday, mid-afternoon (before the game). It's on a commercial strip and next to "Monkey Wheels and Tires". The (free) parking in front is quite limited. I think there's…