A second (mostly) failed visit to a WP dive

Wise Guys was the second Washington Park dive I tried in my last swing through St. Louis, after Dollies. Wise Guys is a bit further into Washington Park than Dollies. It has fenced in parking lot that was lit. My first visit was Thursday around 9:20pm. There was no one taking cover at the door, but the bartender charged me $8 for a bottle of water, calling it $5 plus a $3 cover.

The club is a big open space, much of it mostly empty with some scattered chairs. There's a space with lights in the ceiling that suggest there used to be a second stage, but there was nothing but the seats. There was one small stage in the middle, and a small bar off to the right.

There were maybe three dancers when I was there. One was a pretty slightly thick blonde with small breasts. She came over after being on stage and chatted with me for quite a while without ever putting her clothes on. She said there were couch dances, at one of the couches along the back wall, for $30 each or 4/$100. Then there was a VIP room with a door that was $250 for 15 minutes where "anything goes". I took her up on the 4/$100. The dance was pretty lame. She let me fondle her and gave me a mild grind, but mostly continued to chat.