Comments by looneylarry (page 6)

Yeah, it is a shitty club. Has been for years. They managed to take the most arousing thing--a naked female body--and make you wish you had not come in the door. Only one out of every 9 or 10 girls was even worth a lapper, and then they'd usually disappoint. Only once did I find a hot girl--Latina, long hair, glow-in-the dark fingernails--but she only gave a half-effort. As a juice bar, you will get more depressed as you sit there drinking your coke. You need to walk in half-crocked. And then of course you have to deal with the cesspool of East Colfax outside, where your car may get vandalized, you might get propositioned by a meth whore, and trash is windblown and everywhere. But if you like skanks and the thrill of getting knifed if you pick the wrong time or wrong person, that's the place.

Are you kidding? If you had a shot at Ginger, you'd take it. You'd want to disappear into bed with Ginger and explore every inch, multiple positions, and make her bark like a dog. And when you woke up the next morning with her laying next to you, you wouldn't regret a thing.

BJCIM in the stacks at a library, me standing on one side of the stacks and her kneeling on the other side. On the glass top of my boss's desk at night. Grand prize: On a cot in a hotel room during a slide show. Her mom (unaware) was a couple feet away at the foot of the cot.

Clearly there will always be law breakers. Wherever there is a law, there will always be someone to flout them. Why punish the law-abiding citizens when you are really only going after the bad guys? So, by that same logic we need to repeal homicide laws, tax laws, traffic laws, criminal codes, ethics codes, white collar crimes, incest and sexual assault crimes, and many, many others. After all, it will only be the law-abiding citizens that will follow them. We don't need more laws, we need to enforce the ones we already have. Blah-blah-blah. The only solution is mandatory carry. all the time. Wait, then the bad guys will just have bigger guns. Damn, I didn't think about that. Okay, everybody should be required to carry two guns at all times. There that ought to do it. Wait, er.

I honestly think that there many dancers, maybe 50-60%, that are not necessarily bi but they are sexual beings and don't mind getting licked by a girl if the situation presents itself. They prefer men, but do not decline an offer made by either sex, if they are attracted to them. As to who is the aggressor, that may get even more interesting. I knew a girl that would pursue other dancers and she would say that she wanted to "fuck" them and I do think she was doing some definite strap-on to the other girls. She also did some aggressive finger-banging. I think other times she liked to be pursued and was more submissive. Different moods, different days, different partners. Some women just like sex. Period. And the reason I was drawn to her was because she exuded that sensuality, all the time. Even when she was walking to the bathroom. The fact that there were other girls was not a turn-off for me. It just meant that her engine was running most of the time.

@pablo, I know. I read the previous thread, too, but appreciate your investigative journalism. I have serious doubts that Carolynne even exists. But I reserve the right to slobber over any set of tits, no matter who they belong to. I like her portfolio, and I'd probably get dances from many of the owners of those sets.

Carolynne. . .sorry, I was distracted by your photo. Anyway, as customers we don't really understand that reaction you were talking about. We see the dancers as interchangeable, although sometimes lovely, parts of the whole. If you are busy and we are horny, which when you think about it, the chances would be pretty high, then we will shift our attentions to the next hot little thing that walks up and purrs in our ear. We don't know that you have been feuding with her for the last two weeks. When we do see the tension bubble to the surface, we automatically assume that it is two women trying trying to protect their revenue stream, nothing more. because we have seen so much of that over the years we are pretty skeptical that there could actually be underlying feelings. And it is even harder to think that it is anything more than those dreaded friend-zone feelings. Duo, I keep looking at your profile pic and it is one of those shots that says about 50 different things. So I was distracted, too. I'll bet you have some stories to tell. We can conceive that we brighten the day of the dancer when we show up, but it says less about our charm and playa capabilities than it dies about the typical bleakness of the club while we are not there.

Never happened to me. But what does carry much weight is if there is a club that has the higher dancer drink prices and the dancer declines my offer and buys herself a drink. I know that one may be a keeper.

I would try to make a guess as to which one of our loyal TUSCLers was the guy at the beach, but I have respect for my elders and wouldn't want to offend anyone. lol

Carolynne, is that you?

What's your secret(s)? And don't give me any of that trade secret crap because this is a big country and nobody here is going to infringe on your action. Every guy could afford to improve his DATY game.

Not to jinx it, but it sure is refreshing to read a thread where there are legitimate questions and legitimate answers. It hasn't quickly devolved into some dumbass troll sausage-fest with posters throwing around put-downs and peeing on each other's legs. It's like the difference between a smokeless place and a place with an ugly blue cloud hanging there. I prefer the clean air.

If you follow the link and then go to her resume page, I really like the pony tails pic. She looks fabulous. http://media.actorsaccess.com/photos/2011/7/print/7c22b091-28b9-4d8d-a057-218776c7018b.jpg

And that would make him a gawker, I guess.

There have been some genuinely surreal experiences. The other night I was in a slow club. Only me as a customer. No dancers circulating (I think the other two were back in the dressing room). I was not sitting stage-side, and the dancer started her set. I have seen and talked to her before. Not an ugly body, but she has some odd shapes and proportions. She can't dance to save her life and she has a really nasty attitude. And bad breath. I was determined to not give her any positive feedback. I thought if I went up to the stage and gave her a dollar I wouldn't get rid of her the rest of the night. So I sat there and looked at everything else: the screens with girls dancing on them, the hardcore porn on others. Every so often I'd look back and she was dancing right on the lip of the stage closest to me, doing her odd shimmy that wasn't appealing at all, but putting her best effort into it. I'd quickly look away and she'd angrily walk back to make a swing around the pole. A few seconds later she'd be back, shimming on the lip of the stage. I think she thought that her superior dance moves and feminine ways would lure me up to the stage. Nope. They couldn't overcome the stank of her shitty attitude that stunk up the place from last time. Dancers should remember that we have looooong memories. As painful as it was, I didn't give up a single dollar during that interminable 3-song set. Or later during another 3-song set. Give up this delusion of being an alluring stripper and go back to your convenience store desk jockey job.

I just assume that they have a shithead live-in BF or pimp or dealer. Or they are between them. Or are looking for one. I am not sure I have run across the happy suburban housewife with husband who is cool with his wife getting freaky ITC. It is more like the screwed-up borderline chick with a couple of baby-daddies and an arrest record for assault and battery. With guys that float in and out. And none of that interests me, so why ask?

When a girl is dancing during the night shift and she tells you that she normally dances during the day and she asks you to come back when you can have more fun. . .that usually gets my attention.

I like shadow's proposal. And the flip side of the coin, I do notice when a popular club starts slipping in the frequency of reviews. The shills seem to stand out more. And you wonder what the problems are.

[hitting my head against a metal pole] A hundred monkeys randomly tapping away at a hundred keyboards, and you combine the results and you'd get. . .the OP.

Nice concept. Who would be the star on the big screen? They don't have to be a natural redhead.

Iceland Air was trying to get people to lay over in Iceland a few years ago and they were running cheap specials to fly through Iceland to your destination in Europe. I have been thinking about that for some time. But if there are no strip clubs, what is there to do, go see a bubbling mud pot? On the other hand, there are only about 300,000 people in the whole damn country. I know there might be some Scandinavian babes, but how many can there be in such a small pool? I guess now it doesn't even matter.

I don't know what the hell you are talking about, djscud. It is a crazy scenario and poorly written. "Akk" indeed.

You'd be quite the catch, djscud. Or at least you certainly think so.

A lot of these girls have kids and have a set routine. If a girl is dancing the day shift, they may not be able to hit the motel with you after their shift. No matter how good your "game" is, they may not be able to work it in. Everybody has schedules and commitments.

I don't think it is humiliating, but the girls I have been with that willingly swallow as opposed to spit or avoid it altogether are few, maybe 15-20 percent at best. And I mean ALL women, not just the universe of strippers. Always be careful when using stripper behavior to generalize to the overall female population. I really like to sit or stand when I get a BJ, but I don't think I am trying to put her in a subservient position or whatnot. Face it, the consistency of semen is probably about like raw oysters, and I know a lot of people that gag on raw oysters. A sudden blast on the back of your throat probably would't feel great and I am surprised that more women don't gag while doing DT and getting spunked. So if you are considerate and give some warning and allow her to either hang in there or bail, as she chooses, then you'll probably get repeat business. But if you want to act out some scene from Gag on my Thick Cock Bitch dot com, you'll probably get what you deserve.