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Handicapped Dancers

SlickSpic
Good morning to all of my brethren out there, far & wide. I am asking this tidbit of information because I happened to hang out with(at a party) a hottie that was wheel chair bound. She had no legs below the knees. But she looked like a younger version of Catheryn Zeta-Jones. This chick was cool and if she wasn't in a relationship then I would've hit on her.

The closest that I've come to a handicapped dancer is one who was legally blind. She wore pretty thick glasses at the club and was known for being sort of a klutz. She was cute though and knew how to give a real sensual, slow grind.

Any of y'all ever run into any handicapped dancers? Don't be shy, now.

22 comments

  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    No. I guess not. Hadn't even considered the possibility.

    Though I've seen my share of customers in wheel chairs. And there was a blind guy heading into the VIP room on my last outing.
  • DandyDan
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    11 years ago
    I remember one years ago, back when Fremont, NE had strip clubs, where they had one who had her arm amputated at the elbow. (I say they because there were two clubs in Fremont, the Lariat and Boomers, and she was at both at various points in time.) She was sexy in a MILFish sort of way, but she turned out not to be much of a lap dancer, the one time I had her. She was popular, but I wonder how much of that was because guys wanted a dance from the freaky dancer with half an arm. It must have sucked to be her. First of all, stripper heels throw your balance off, or so they say, and then to not have a part of your arm must throw it off even more. And then to put up with customers who like you solely because you had part of your arm amputated.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    Does a mental handicap count?
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    Ever see a triple amputee stripper. Pretty damn freaky shizzle right there I tells you. But that one armed chick could really peel those clothes off. Good times...good times!
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    Oops... Ever see a triple amputee stripper?

    Damn iPad. So easy to hit space twice rather than the question mark.
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    There is, or was, an escort in Lexington that I believe was a multiple amputee. She used to run ads on backpage.

    Not sure what the special appeal is there, though.
  • jackslash
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    11 years ago
    Many strippers are morally handicapped.
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    In the movie "Titanic," Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) shoes Rose (Kate Winselt) a sketch he made in Paris of a one-legged prostitute. Many years ago Penthouse Magazine, when it was great, had a running series of letters to the editor extolling the virtues of sex with amputees. The collection was called "Monoped Mania." WHEW!
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    ..shows Rose..
  • juiicebox69
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    11 years ago
    Slick u shold hav stick yor dick in her mouth !
  • wwpmi
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    11 years ago
    There was and may still be a dancer @ a club (Dollies) in Washington Park, IL (E. St. Louis) named Bunny who was deaf. She would negotiate all side room activity via a small notepad.
    I always worried that it was the ultimate form of entrapment.
    At least she did not ask for you to "sign" the paper.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    11 years ago
    Remotely related: There is a club in San Bernardino, CA that has a handicap ramp leading to its stage. The first impression is that it makes the stage available to dancers in wheel chairs. However, an explanation I heard about that is that the stage is also made accessible to any maintenance personnel in wheel chairs (janitors, construction workers, etc.)

    Inno123, could you comment on that?
  • looneylarry
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    11 years ago
    Maybe DandyDan remembers this, but there was a dancer years ago that had a leg amputated at the knee and she would dance with a scarf toed around her knee. In the dark, you couldn't quite tell that the fake leg and the real leg skin tones didn't quite match. Once you figured it out, then you weren't sure what to do: lust after her, tip her more, refrain from pity tipping. It was confusing and poignant. She was actually a fairy cute girl, but I think it was a tough path for her.
  • gatorfan
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    11 years ago
    I hate it when one armed strippers jerk me off
  • lopaw
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    11 years ago
    I have also encountered a deaf dancer who was gorgeous. After "talking" with her I found out that her childhood was even more tragic than you'd expect from a stripper. I don't know how she maintained her cheery disposition in the club. She told me that she danced by feeling the bass vibrations on the stage floor. She eventually moved to Florida. She was a real sweetie.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Yes. I got a dance from a stripper who was born without a butthole. She broke down and confessed that to me after I asked her for anal.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    I’ve met quite a few that seemed mentally challenged :)

  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    I think I met one dancer who knew sign language. I didn't know if she was hearing impaired or not because I couldn't hear hardly anything either with the music louder than standing in front of a jet engine.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    I've meet lots of strippers who are willfully ignorant. The sad truth is that the truly dumb and/or gullible ones quickly get turned out by the first mac daddy who crosses their path.
  • DandyDan
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    11 years ago
    looneylarry-
    I have no idea what you're talking about, where was this at?
  • BigTuna1
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    11 years ago
    I would like this option in a club
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    Recent court decisions indicate that obesity is covered under ADA. With the trend toward larger dancers, they would be considered disabled.
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