Comments by looneylarry (page 26)

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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    NEW FIRST LINE FROM STRIPPER !!
    But the fineprint said that she wasn't going to necessarily prove it on you.
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    14 years ago
    First impression/experience with your favorite dancers
    Years ago, I went to a club in Fremont, NE, that is no longer in business. That night they had a traveling troupe of dancers in from Denver. Each was pretty hot, but they had a beautiful brunette who was maybe partially Hispanic named Collins. She wore full-length sequined gowns and elbow-length gloves. Underneath she had naughty garters and lace panties. Her hair tumbles over her shoulders and down her back. Make-up was perfect; not at all trashy. She didn't do much dancing per se, but she would slink around the stage and sit in your lap and whisper in your ear and run her fingers slowly through your hair. Her body was perfect and her face was like Miss America. When she sat in your lap, you forgot where you were. But when she left and was on the other side of the stage, you'd regroup and drink your beer and then you'd look up and see her smiling and staring at you. Even though she was now sitting in someone else's lap, she was devouring you with her eyes. Then she'd get down on all fours and crawl across the stage toward you, cat-like. The anticipation of what she was going to do to you once she arrived was almost too much to bear. Mmm, so good she made me want to slap my momma! A recent ATF had long black hair down to her butt crack. A white girl who wanted to be ghetto. Had a few tats and piercings. But her lapper skills were unmatched. Lots of eye contact. Grinding at just the right speed, in just the right spot, with the right pressure. Lots of kitty sniffs, some with the g-string pulled over. Lots of stick-shifting, lots of mouth on the pants with a great understanding of exactly where my equipment was oriented. She could get very naughty, dancing over the lines of the club, knowing where the bouncers and cameras were. There were great little tricks where I was peeking above the waistband and she had my shirt tails out and my pants unbuttoned. Quick incidental contact, tongue flicks, quick kisses. Sometimes petting the kitty. She knew my body very well and knew what moves worked best. But I think she has hung up her platforms now and there is no joy in Mudville.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is the grass greener?
    The answer: Yes. That's why I have my eye on gridget. (just kidding)
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    14 years ago
    Real names in the club!
    I give my real first name but I avoid giving my last name. And I'm vague about my profession since I'm uncomfortable with any dancer jumping to conclusions about my earning capacity (and thus theirs).
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    14 years ago
    why do you go to the strip club???
    Maybe the thrill of walking in with low expectations and just happening to catch a wave. There have been flat days and there have been surprisingly hot days, and there is little to look to for predictors.
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    14 years ago
    clubdude
    The Greater Detroit Area
    Clingy dancers
    Since they can't follow you into the crapper, that is usually the easy way to scrape them off. You simply come back in and sit at another table. If they come by and and say something like, "You moved" you say something like "That's right" with a little bit of frost and that usually does the trick.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Threesome blocked....
    Now hold on a minute, it may not be so strange for a little Latina to gravitate to some Latinos with money, no matter how blue collar. She may be as attracted to them as they are to her. BTW, gmd, I sure am digging that redhead avatar.
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    14 years ago
    Melbourne prostitution sting nets 7 arrests
    I'm strangely attracted to the one listed as "age unknown".
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    14 years ago
    Staking her Claim
    Steve, but which one are you taking for a ride in the Trans Am?
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    14 years ago
    gator469
    Florida
    clubs in kansas and oklahoma
    For Kansas, I'd recommend Paradise Saloon, northeast of Lawrence. Or Bonita Flats, southeast of Olathe. The End Zone has pasties and is near Bonita's; I have been disappointed there, but I think it was a slow night and the other night their lot was full. All of the clubs mentioned require the memberships with the 10-day waiting period, so you should wait to see if there is one guy going in and ask him if he could bring you in as his "guest". Each gets to bring in a single guest for free. The clubs in Topeka used to be much better than they are now as well as the clubs in Kansas City (Missouri law changes).
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    14 years ago
    Strip Clubs in Denver near Greenwood Village
    sam, I lived there for 9 years, but as you know, clubs can change quickly. For a long time the Diamond Cabaret had probably the best dancers in town, and a good attached restaurant (prime rib, etc.). But they also got pretty full of themselves and greedy. One time I took some out-of-town friends there after a Rockies game and we were turned away at the door for being buzzed. And sometimes you get the attitude from some dancers that they'd rather hang with the Broncos that come in. With the arrival of La Boheme, Diamond did not automatically have the convention crowd and sports crowd locked up. I left Denver before I could tell whether La Boheme made the Diamond a better club. If Diamond is back to form, it would have some beautiful girls and decent lappers in comfy chairs. No ITC extras, but maybe a good chance for high priced OTC. There was one beauty, a sandy blonde, tan all-over, whose signature was a strand of pearls that hung down past her navel. She'd let them hit you in the crotch and she'd use them to play with you. La Boheme has a high-class feel without the attitude and prices.
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    14 years ago
    What's her problem? Share your similar stories ( About prude dancers! )
    How's this for a schizophrenic dancer? She came by to solicit a lapper and I was in a quiet mood, so she got huffy and said "Where did you ever learn to talk to women?" [Strike one] I called her back and said "Come on, sit down, beautiful" and she perked back up a bit. Then she started bitching about how this club was so beneath her and that the management called her and begged her to come back and she didn't really want to do it but she finally agreed to do it for a short time. [Strike two] Told about how she had been dancing in Vegas. Against my better judgment, took her to VIP. Did two dances, just to make sure, but they were both miserable. Good body, fake boobs, great hair and teeth. But she did mostly air dance and when I put my hands up on her hips she pushed them away. So I sat on my hands for a while until she grabbed both of them and put them squarely on each breast. I fondled for about a second or two, and she grabbed them and set them down by my sides. Okay. Then she grabbed them and put them back on her breasts and then pushed them away. We played this screwy game through the two songs and she continued to bitch about the club, the management, me, and the other dancers. The club had a practice of charging you $20 to get in but gave you a card that was redeemable for a free lapper if you purchased another lapper at regular price. At the end of two, I gave her $30 (all I had left) and the card. She blew up and said she doesn't honor the cards and wanted her $50 in cash AND a tip. I had to go to the in-club ATM. I couldn't get out of there fast enough, and I told the door guy to stuff his cards.
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    14 years ago
    mjx01
    Aspiring Global Hound
    MSOG?
    What happens during the recovery period? Do they just sit and talk? Do they leave and come back? Wouldn't that require a new arrangement? I'd think that if it took more than five minutes or so, they would be thinking time is money and I'm outta here. Was that part of the negotiations? Have there been any surprises? Like you ask for a HJ and she counters that she'd do BJ for same price? Or she'd rather do FS than a BJ? Is MSOG really multiple or is it really two?
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    14 years ago
    Where you take your ATF for food?
    It is one thing to be wary of the profit motive for the dancer that is always there. It is another to carry around a disdain for all dancers. You would be wise to always remember that, but for the cash, this girl would probably not see you in any form outside the club. But to go the extra step and hold her in contempt starts to look like misogyny. steve229, to be seen with the stunning young woman, tastefully dressed IS an ego boost. And then you run into your wife's bridge partner. LOL
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    14 years ago
    harrydave
    New Jersey
    Worst Beginning for a Reviw
    A stripper with a golden heart? And forgiving? This Sasha is a real keeper. Let me be the judge of exactly how "small-breasted" is small-breasted.
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    14 years ago
    Nipple Rings
    I do like the small studs through the nipples. It is not my preference, but it is not a deal breaker either. If the girl is hot and she has them, they kick up my interest a notch for the same reason as DandyDan. Subtle piercings, if there is such a thing, are a slight turn-on. The big, clattery tongue piercing where the girl is constantly moving it around so it bangs into her teeth? No. The 16 ear piercings, lining the outside edge of her ear? No, this is not Inner Mongolia. The eyebrow piercing? I can take it either way. The clit piercing? If I'm the only one she allows to see it. Had a FWB one time who called and told me she got her nipples pierced ala Janet Jackson. Before I could test drive them, she had them removed because she said it hurt too much and was worried about milk delivery. She also said the actual piercing hurt like hell. Makes me wonder if the dancers that have them are masochists or have lost feeling there. I have noticed that the pierced nipples seem slow to respond to stimulation.
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    14 years ago
    Drippy
    Florida
    Country music in Strip Clubs
    I have seen the occasional C&W dancer and some have done it very well. The boots and long bare legs and very short cutoffs and the skimpy halter top. But if the club had only C&W I'd shoot myself.
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    14 years ago
    potheadpl
    Florida
    Least favorite stripper tattoo location?
    Saw one dancer that had tat rings around each nipple. Looked like hell.
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    14 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Contaminated Drinks
    Hey, now wait a minute, isn't that. . .
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    14 years ago
    Prim0
    Ohio
    Found the perfect club pants!!!
    They would be conversation starters, for sure. There might be some girls that would pass, with an unconscious repulsion.
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    14 years ago
    Sasha Grey- Author ?
    I have seen some of her work on film and she must embody the new porn star. There is much sub stuff and pretty rough blowjobs and lots of screaming. I'm not sure I like the humiliation part of it. I appreciate the thinking man's angle and she doesn't seem to be a bimbo. Physically, she is fairly flat and has those hips that have no curves. Pretty plain. I know she has some accomplished technique and all, but I do not see what the big deal is.
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    14 years ago
    Nature's Viagra: Saffron, Ginseng Named Best Natural Aphrodisiacs
    LOL. I drank a cup of ginseng tea. . .and got a headache. I got a good cooking tip one time: if you want the same beautiful golden color in your food that saffron gives you, try tumeric since it is a hell of a lot cheaper. Maybe you can psyche yourself into thinking it is saffron. Or her.
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    14 years ago
    2 arrested on sex charges at car wash
    Ha, makes me wonder if it was one of those drive-in bays where you get out and use the high powered-hose yourself. Or if it was one of those where you drive in and the machines spin around the car and then you drive out. If it was the self-serve one (lol) all the guy needed to do was get out every so often and shoot the hose on his car. If it was late at night, nobody probably would have cared. If it was the drive-through automated kind, maybe he could have gone through 4 or 5 times and gotten that car really clean. That would be the challenge: can she make me pop before the drying cycle is over?
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    14 years ago
    EarlTee
    Horny old bastard.
    Do I Have a Porn Problem?
    lopaw, my plan "C" is to watch strippers crawl all over female customers.