Comments by looneylarry (page 27)

  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    YOUR ATF
    Jim, I have sent the same single dance message and I do think that it is effective. Conversely, I have had a couple of disappointing nights when I had to apologize for junior's lack of enthusiasm even though she was giving it the old college try. Tried to blame it on long hours and travel and had to just call it a night. I have let all the dancers know that there is a direct correlation between their performance and the money flowing freer. That's why I am somewhat cagey if they ask up front how many dances I think I will end up getting. My ATF started at the beginning by giving dances like each one was critical. Later, she started asking about how many I would get. And I know they have to juggle regulars and schedule their time, but it did seem like she would pace herself if she knew that she'd be there with me for 7 dances. So, I stopped giving direct answers.
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    14 years ago
    YOUR ATF
    gmd, once you got the OTC routine set up, why did she end it? I'd think that regular cash infusion would have been an incentive to maintain the relationship.
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    14 years ago
    Birdman Reportedly Spends $50K at Strip Club
    Looks like a great time. Looked like everybody was enjoying themselves. [sarcasm] I am impressed with his ability to literally throw money around. He could have thrown around ten times that amount and my assessment of him stays the same: dumbass douchbag.
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    14 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Friend Finder, Ashley Madison, Fling, etc.
    shadowcat, props to Angie Dickinson. And there's no way in hell I'm going to get into a debate about whether your mom was/is hot or not. Point well taken. But the only way we now know about Angie is that she got the hell out of Kulm. Oh, and that babe that wants to friend me on Facebook that I can't seem to remember? That's fake, too.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    I have what?
    gmd, I wonder if she thought you should do something about it? Maybe an icepack? Maybe you should have said, "As long as you have an interest, could you check for any lumps or usual spots? Thanks." Or drop into the big, bad wolf voice and say "The better to hang off your chin, my dear."
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    14 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Friend Finder, Ashley Madison, Fling, etc.
    I tried Ashley Madison for a while, but never upgraded to a paid deal. It seemed like there were other decent women on there, but many of course wanted you to upgrade so that you could email them and they could keep their free status. The fuck book site is a dreadful waste. Sometimes they will send me the same picture 4 days later matched to a different name from a different town. I guess she must have moved and changed her profile name, huh? For all these sites, I have to laugh when it looks like they match a picture of an absolute goddess to a small town in Kansas. Are you kidding me? First of all, everybody in town would know what somebody is doing. Second of all, there are no drop-dead gorgeous women in tiny little towns. There just aren't. So when their computer-generated bullshit kicks out one of those bogus emails from a 24-year-old knockout named "IWantYourCock" from Buffalo Breath, Kansas, I just shake my head. The programmer in Bangalore fucked up again.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Dancers that resemble porn stars?
    Had one that told me she gets a lot of "Tera Patrick" and "belladonna" and yes, she is a combination of the two.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    What do you prefer?
    "Poll tricks or not?" I'd say that if you have practiced some good pole work and it sets you off from the other girls, it can be a real asset for you. If it looks like you are just messing around, then don't do it. But if it is a way to continue to show your grace and balance, do it. Gymnast? No. Slow, sensual, graceful, flexible, stylish. "Booty dancing or slow and sensual?" I'm not sure that I have actually seen real booty dancing, but if it is merely shaking your ass like a bowl of jello or uncontrolled spasms, count me out. Slow and sensual is the way to go, especially for the lapper. A hard, grinding, aggressive lapper may be good for a few seconds, but can leave a guy bruised and battered. "Talkative dancers or straight to the point?" Chatty Cathy is just filling up time and gets annoying. But a girl who actually listens to you and there is an honest-to-God two-way conversation going, that is rare and special. A girl doesn't have to be blunt, but it is best if she matches your mood and senses what you want before you say it. "Is drinking or smoking a turn off?" Drinking in and of itself isn't bad, unless it is part of the drink hustle at some clubs. A girl who has had a couple and is a little giggly and flirty is good. A sloppy, slurring, staggering girl doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment. I know most dancers probably smoke, but don't smoke at my table. "Lingere or bikinis or costumes?" Bikinis just seem like all other girls and sometimes the dancers suffer from the comparison. A tasteful piece of lingerie can be very sexy, a corset and choker, a garter, fishnet, garter belts, pearls can be very nice. Even doing something with your hair: up in a bun, long braided pony tail, even a silky wig. Costumes can get a little hokey, but a Catholic school girl or librarian or secretary can look good. A look you rarely see but can be very sexy is the long evening gown, with gloves, and slits up the side. Farmerart has the right idea.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Columbo
    Atlanta
    Defining 1-10
    That is a good question, so I'll tell you what I do: I put them on the scale of all dancers I've seen and not on the scale of all females. After all, there are some really gross pigs out there in the general population that you know, and I know, would never ina million years be on stage. So, out of the population of all possible dancers, a 1 is not an absolute dog if you bumped into her at the mall. And a 10 dancer may not be the absolute most beautiful woman in the world, but maybe the hottest woman I have seen on stage in the last 10 or 15 years. As a result, a 5 in the club is still a pretty good looking woman overall, but just an average dancer across all clubs. If you stumble into a club and they are all 8s or 9s, I'd think that you have just found one of the premier clubs in the country. But remember, homecoming queens that only do airdances may not be your idea of heaven. A 7 who is the right combination of naughty and sensual may be exactly what you need. On the night when you and she fit hand-in-glove, you may not care whether she is a 6 or 8, she'll feel like a 10.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Spies at the Club
    Had a similar situation, but the dancer was the enforcer herself. When I got a lapper from another girl, she came over later and laughingly asked if I was "cheating" on her. I didn't know that there was a code. I think she would have cut the other girl if she would have needed to, and the other girls knew it. I suppose it is similar to going to a restaurant and sitting at a table and then getting up and moving to another table for dessert. Would the second waitress get the tip or would the first? Would the first one get pissed that you were putting yourself in the position to give the whole tip to the second waitress? Probably. In a strip club, there are no zones for the tables, each dancer covers the whole club. And there is never any final "bill" to pay, it is like a tab that they periodically cash out but carry over from visit to visit.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Hugs
    Once hugged a hot friend of mine, a new bride, at her wedding. She was so small that my hands went all the way around and I got a pretty good squeeze of her tits in the front. Didn't mean to, and I don't think she noticed or minded, after all it was her wedding day. Lucky damn groom, though. Maybe you guys can give it a try sometime with the right girl. But you have to give them a real good squeeze, a real bear hug (and bare hug).
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    An honest stripper?
    Back in about 1985, I gave a dancer a stage-side tip of $20 during her last dance of the night (right before closing) and it was the best $20 I've ever spent.
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    14 years ago
    Police: Woman Hid 54 Bags of Heroin, Money in Her Vagina
    They also found my car keys, a fudgesickle stick, a small space heater, an antique lamp, a tube of lube, a PRCA belt buckle, a Lakers championship ring, and a small immigrant stow-away.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Hugs
    Ha, I didn't know that I was the designated PL submissive to Amazon wrestlers around here. Thanks, steve. You must have have pictured me as Jerry Lewis's Nutty Professor getting uncomfortably squeezed. lol
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Buying dancers meals
    Whenever I've offered to just provide the meal (even with my admonition that it is "just a meal"), they have always refused. It may be because they think it is not worth their time, or they have better things to do, or I'm not the skeevy asshole deadbeat boyfriend they always are atracted to. Never has been a successful endeavor, no matter how innocent it has been.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Your Definition of ATF
    Hmm. If you go to a club hoping to see that dancer. Check. If you see her and get lappers exclusively from her. Check. If you take a certain amount of money into the club and end up spending it all on her. Check. You leave after getting dances just from her. Check. You go to a new club for a change of pace and she sees you first and tells you she just started working there and you hook up again. Check. You go to the club and find out she no longer works there and you automatically think about scratching the club from your list. Check. You leave after finding out she is not dancing that night. Check. She is the one to bring up OTC possibilities. Check. Free MSOG. Check.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    A STUDY OF SORTS: FIRST TIME YOU JACKED OFF
    I went from despising baths to instantly really liking them, after lathering up one day caused an unexpected development. So it was about 8 or 10. Good thing we had soap that wasn't harsh. I have heard about little girls "riding" toys a lot. And had some friends who worried about their kindergarten daughter who got after it every night after getting tucked in. I am assuming these girls all grew up okay.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Tuition
    Another point. One time a FWB flew in for a couple days and we went straight to the hotel. She was a beautiful AA girl. We walked in with just her bag since I was local. I think the clerk may have thought it was my bag. The reservation was in her name. The clerk then asked to see her business card and the FWB erupted. I think she was basically being accused of being a professional and my girl was *pissed*. How to handle the bags, lack of bags, or whatever. Does anybody care?
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Grinding LD
    I've never nutted in a club, but I have been in a heightened state of arousal for a long period. And I've let the dancers know that I really did appreciate their efforts. And if I did pop, I'd think that the usual recovery period (with attendant clear thinking) would take over and tell me that I have spent way too much money and need to get out now. So I probably wouldn't have to worry about reloading for multiple pops in the club and the super soggy drawers. One pop would probably push me out the door. I don't know about slipping on a raincoat beforehand. Do it in the car? In the club bathroom? If there was any movement while I was flaccid the damn thing might work itself off. And could the dancer tell there was a condom on from the distinctive ring shape through the thin strip club pants? Or would she care? Or even be more appreciative? I suppose a really happy ending would be for her to ask if she could drink it out of the condom? That would probably merit a good tip. lol
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Tuition
    gmd, I reread your post and I'm trying to figure out what you could have done to prevent it. It sounds like you looked around and didn't see anybody following. Unless she had called and revealed the room number (no evidence of that), the guy must have been lurking somewhere and followed you to the room. What is the takeaway? Check in at the desk by yourself and then wait for her in the lobby? (That way she won't know the room number ahead of time.) I think the flip side is more dangerous. (She establishes the room ahead of time and the guy could be up there waiting.) I wonder if you could have taken a circuitous path to the room to see if anybody pops up behind you in the distance. She probably would have started to get nervous herself with that strange behavior if there was no ambush. If you had gotten to the door first, I think the guy would have tried to barge in. Granted, you could have had the gun ready as you opened the door, but it risked others seeing the confrontation. Of course, they may have sen anyway. I have even thought about successfully evading an ambush before the act, only to have her leave and call it in and have a guy show up minutes after she left. Do you plan to get the hell out of there shortly after she leaves. Do you make sure she leaves first if you have the room in your name so there is no damage charges? Again, my head hurts. P.S. Is Dougster that guy's cousin? Jeezus, dude, give it a rest.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    TITS
    Ah, like fingerprints. Each distinctive. I like natural, perky, slightly swollen with interesting, responsive nipples. Areolas can have those little bumps and be fairly wide. Don't like the perfect areola and nipple that just sits there, like it was painted on--indicates no sensation at all. Had one girl with just one nipple that was about an inch long. Freaky, but got used to it, and she appreciated the attention I gave it.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Shaved, Trimmed Strip, Natural Patch, or Full & Natural??
    Bushy, long hair that can snake up my nostrils during DATY ruins the moment and sometimes causes me to sneeze. Stopping to blow your nose also ruins the moment. But complete bareness is a little unsettling, serving as a reminder that these girls are a lot closer to the start of the life cycle than to the end. So my vote is the closely trimmed patch.
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    14 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    I Don't Understand Strippers or Women in General
    Dougster, what the hell does "tl;dr" mean? We will never know what is going on completely, since they don't want us to know. So, then, I guess it is a matter of should we care? Probably not. Just one of life's strange and wondrous mysteries. But to have her take a call during the BJ like she was washing and drying her hands at the sink, that would deflate Mr. Happy pretty quickly. That is one time that a woman should choose not to multitask. And lopaw, I'll expect you to continue to answer for an entire gender. lol
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    14 years ago
    Nude cleaners
    Reminds me of a hair cutting place when I lived in Denver. The girls would cut your hair while they had on corsets and stockings and garters and lingerie. I always wondered if they got itchy.
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    14 years ago
    Have you ever said "I love you" to your ATF or dancer?
    Whew, I'd stay away from blurting that out all the time. You don't love them and they don't love you, and they know that and you should know that. Regarding your joke telling: it could be your delivery.