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NEW FIRST LINE FROM STRIPPER !!

Apr 29, 2011, 2:57 AM
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10inches
Florida

was at club in TX last weekend. had just sat down a bar and order a beer. tall, big-busted blonde comes up to me. puts one arm around me and places her other hand on my crotch. leans over and whispers in my ear. "I'm the best cock sucker here and I'll prove it for $100". these girls are getting quite brazen in these difficult economic times. (no I didn't find out if she was telling the truth or not)

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txtittyfan

That's the Texas way. Did you review the club?

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Cheo_D

...and wouldn't proving she's the best in the place kind of require a comparison test? That could cost someone ;)

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PHound

I had a dancer once tell me that she was really good at singing into Mr. Microphone.

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looneylarry

But the fineprint said that she wasn't going to necessarily prove it on you.

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gatorfan

The Best Little cock-sucker in Texas? porno?

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judyjudy

lol...I love the idea...Ty

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Clubber

jj!!!!!!

Where've you been? Good to see you here again!

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scatterbrain

JJ- Yea? Where have you been hiding?

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