"It was a dark and stormy night." The worst opening sentence for a book from a contest long ago. I perused recent reviews, and selected some real gems. My commentary reflects my mood today.
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"Everything you've heard about this club is true--it's the best club on the planet." [Translation: I went to Adelita's and got shagged.]
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"I'd read some bad reviews about Fantasy Showgirls and decided to check it out for myself on a Saturday night." [It was either that, or get a root canal.]
3)"Sinners was actually the first strip club I'd been to (besides one I stopped in that seemed bottom of the barrel)." [Ok, so it was the second club, or maybe it was the third.]
4)"Plenty of parking." [That is always my biggest concern; will there be enough parking.]
- "Let me just start out by saying that the phrase "hit or miss" applies to this club more than any I've ever been to." [Hope springs eternal in the savage breast.]
6)"Went to Club 390 after a disappointing visit to Club 0." [It was infinitely better; or maybe undefined.]
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"Went to this club when I got back into town, Its one of the better clubs in town in my mind, kind of a crappy outside and inside." [At least I think I went there.]
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"I was enticed into visiting this club by a couple of spicy tuscl reviews." [Ok, man up; who posted the spicy reviews?]
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"Went here last night with a male friend after the Ke$ha show." [Dude, you're gay.]
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"My, oh, my.." [Actually loved this opening sentence. Great hook and I wanted to read the whole review.]
On the other hand, farmerart gets the award for best written reviews in the past few days. Well done!
I laugh when I hear people talk about the great mileage they had with dreamgirls when I know that club well enough that the best "mileage" you will get is some ass grabbing. No boob/pussy touching allowed and you are watched on camera and the management fines the dancers for violations. The dancers are more worried about fine violations than LE.