Comments by Leonard313 (page 5)

I wish. Only made it to the SC once this year due to financial "constraints". Finally gave in last weekend and tried out the Inland Empire. It was lackluster compared to LA and Orange County. Might try the City of Industry next time….never been out that way. My curse is, when I go, I tend to spend quite a bit. Drinks, stage tipping, lap dances, extras….I don't go in and spend $25 and stare at the naked ladies. Gotta pay to play.

Loved Breaking Bad. Almost cried when it ended. Tried to watch the Walking Dead over New Years when they had the marathon. Made it through 2 seasons then it just gave me a headache and was rather boring.

Slick stole mine. Shannon Elizabeth fo sho.

I prefer getting extras without asking…but the real danger of that plan is getting air dances for $45 and realizing you're going home with blue balls because you were a moron and didn't just tell them you had $200 and wanted to get laid.

Strippers lie. The minute you think they're telling you the truth…you've lost.

The only way I can see strippers not making money is if they immediately snort it up their nose or inject it. I went through $200+ like it was water on Saturday. Stage tipping, a couple lap dances. And had the gal played her cards better, I'd have spent even more buying her drinks and getting more lap dances until I was broke. If you can't get money out of drunk, lonely men….I don't know what to tell ya.

"My fantasy.... My wife suggests we go to the club. She has a great time, gets along great with one of the dancers and asks to bring her home for us to play with all night....and she pays for everything." For the Win!!

Yeah, Pomona, Inland Empire…girl physical appearance drops a great deal outside of LA and Orange county.

Probably dancing girl or any of the female tusclers. I mean, why would I want to spend the evening with a fellow male member who will spend all night comparing the women and club to other women and clubs they've seen? That'll get boring. Better to go with a stripper, maybe see a little lesbo action, and maybe she's desperate and horny enough after the night is over…that y a get lucky!!

Anyone that goes to more than 3 clubs in their lifetime will have a story like this. And it IS a shame because all it takes is one of these kind of experiences to really ruin a night and ultimately cost a club business. But I've had more than one occasion where ya get the old, "No, that was 3 songs." No beeyotch…it was 2. I can count. Granted the DJs kinda screw you over by playing "mixes" so you can't tell where the songs end or begin…but still. Is it really necessary to cheat a guy out of a lap dance when he's paid for 3?

Wait. Strippers have sex for money?? I thought it was because they really think you're interesting and the $450 is just a loan to help her pay for college textbooks???

It's not worth it. I had sex with a pornstar (Tabitha James) at a gangbang party and she was a horrible lay. I actually couldn't even cum...had to go to the next room and bang this fat latino chick just to get my rocks off. She wasn't much to look at, but at least she was into it.

"and you believed her?"- classic. Yeah...I still have mixed feelings because there was one night I actually tried to get OTC action and the gal agreed...but after 45 minutes she texted and said she was too drunk to drive so the bouncer was driving her home. At first it sounded legit...because the club doesn't want drunk strippers driving home...and this was a pretty professionally run club...and she did really, really seem into me that night...we spent like 4 hours sitting together and talking. But on the other hand...it's always 9-1 that a stripper is telling you the truth...so you kinda expect the lie and are pleasantly surprised if its the rare truth.

I can get numbers from any stripper at Sahara. As soon as you book the VIP...they know you want to pay for sex...they get your number so they can text you next time they're working and the night is slow and they need your $$$. If they text 3-4 times and you don't bother coming in...they'll erase your number. You're a $ sign. You're an ATM...thats all.

Had it happen twice, after the last one I'm now very explicit and precise about my expectations. The first time it was this hot chick in a club where private lap dances can be topless or nude...nude you pay a little more. She took me back there and quoted me the price...then I asked, "can we go full nude" and she said "oh, I don't do that." That wasn't "that" bad becauseI didn't pay for full nude ahead of time...but still. If the club allows both at different prices...it should be part of the job...not a "pick and choose" thing. The second time was HORRIBLE. Tipped a gal onstage...she immediately came over to me and said she wanted to dance for me...I agreed. Before the songs started playing, she told me we should go VIP and I could do anything I wanted. I agreed. She quoted me $160 which was $5 more than the usual price...I prepaid...then she came back and got undressed and started asking me what I wanted...to which I answered, "everything"...and she said, "that'll be $200 extra". I told her I already paid the $160 and would gladly give her a $40 tip. She kept pressuring saying no that she could only do a HJ for that price. FINALLY...she just started giving me head and just before said, "okay, well, we're work it out". Well, afterwards, she still wants $200. We argue, she threatens to go to the manager. I finally just cave because I'm pissed at the hustle...then she wants another $30 on top for the first 3-song lap dance (which we never did because we went directly to the VIP. On top of that...a $20 fee to charge it on my card (because I didn't bring that much cash with me and the ATM has limits to what I can take out. So I paid $390 for a VIP dance that usually costs $180-$200 with tip. But that last experience changed me for the better. Now, before we ever go in there I get an explicit agreement as to what I'm paying for.

Open sores. Her ass if she forgot to wipe. The skin cheese in between her fat rolls. Where in the club her jealous ex-con boyfriend is sitting. But I vote for "a hand with no tip in it".

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Jester, I see your point regarding barbers...but here's the one main difference. One of those people, would steal your money if you left it on the seat next to you. One of them wouldn't. And before it makes everyone's heads explode..."generalizations" are by definition not "100%" true. I realize and admit that. But if you're sitting there disputing the statements I made because you once met a nympho or you dated one of 2 strippers in your state that are actaully normal...you're not really making a very good case against what I'm stating...kinda making my case for me.

@mikeya Please give a detailed response as to where you feel I'm being inaccurate.

Dude...until Juice comments...I'm not even gonna say a thing.

Why does her "boyfriend" know about gerbil sex? And why would he hack her account? To see if she's "cheating" on him? If she is a "she" and she is on this website...she's probably a whore selling her services...thus he's aware of that. It's just not adding up.

@zipman Dude...I know you wanna remain on the "good side" with the ladies...so you're gonna go "white knight" on me...but seriously? Do you HOW MANY times I've heard some chick talk about how she "has" to strip because otherwise she cant pay her rent or support her kid or pay her college tuition...then when you get to really know her you see that she easily blows $500-$600 a week at the mall and another $200-$800 in drugs? And you "believe" her that she cant get a job at Walmart? Retards work at WalMart. Juice works at Walmart. Many, many places hire active reserve military (and by law have to). I'm not saying there aren't "some" who are legit...I met a woman...she stripped at night, got home and sent her kid off to school, she slept, took care of the kid...kid went to bed...mom stripped, etc... She was a single mom, it paid the bills. But JayJay is MARRIED! If she has a husband working...why does she need to take her clothes off for money? and what kinda husband lets the mother of his child do that? I dont mean to judge (even though I am), but EVERY time you walk in a club...these chicks judge you. EVERY time. They pretend to like you...they lie to you...but they HATE you. They think every single one of you is a PL and all they see is $$$. And if you aint makin it rain or buying them drinks to meet their quota or tipping them while they're onstage...you're a POS in their eyes. These women have mostly spent their lives abused by men...some that they once did care for. And they hate you, me, and everything with a dick that walks through that curtain. You wanna live the lie...you wanna drink the Kool Aid that you're a great guy and these girls "really like you" cuz they tell you that while staring at your money clip...thats fine dude. The allure of the clubs is the lie...and I dont mean to judge. I sure as hell aint in a place to do that. But dont try to convince me these dancers are anything more than what they are. And when I find ONE...that proves me wrong..(just one)...I'll come back here and retract this statement with apology. But don't hold your breath. @jayjay I'm not saying they all are "crackwhores". Actually, from what I've seen, those gals tend to get pushed out of the industry rather quick as their habit makes them far too unreliable to dance and hold a job. They usually end up as escorts or hookers in the long run. But I will say that I've yet to meet a stripper that is "normal and well adjusted". Not always their fault. Hell, I'll even go all "christian/religious" and say it's almost NEVER their fault. Just wanted to clarify. @stiletto I agree women can make money without extras. But the difference in what CAN be made is significant. Like I said, you're talking about a girl working 4-5 days a week, doing just stage and legitimate lappets, and rejecting the nightly 12-50 requests to "go further" and she makes what? $700/week? A hot chick fucking for money makes that on a weekday. The chicks that offer FS or BJs are working 1-3 days...during the week...and clearing close $2400. THAT is why often times, the gals that get into the business thinking, "I wont do that...I'm just gonna dance"...are bent over in the VIP area with a condom wrapper on the floor after 1-3 months.

geez...didnt mean to offend avalon and the gay community. I just assumed it was hamsters because they're no longer legal to sell in California. <----true, look it up. Avalon, whats the deal with that? Dont they "bite"?

@harrydave, @georgmicrodong My thoughts exactly. So gals realize Roseville is pinching them...they just tell the guys to meet them in Dearborn, Utica, Fraser, etc... I know this is going to be unpopular...but I actually support the police in this matter. I'd love to see escorts/prostitutes driven out of business as well as massage parlors. Fucking in strip clubs...I got no problem with. It's a relatively safe environment...hell, if they would just legalize it and force the clubs to do frequent STD testing..it'd be perfect. As well as legislation/unions that guarantee the bitches get more share of the money. But escorts/prostitutes and massage parlors...for those that never tried it...it's sad. It's just sad. Human trafficking, sometimes underage stuff, and lots of time where its just ugly skanks that could never legitmately get laid so they post fake pictures to lure guys to meet them. Add to that stings, assaults, and robberies. And its not just ME I'm worried about. Yeah, Johns get beat down, get money stolen from them, etc... But lots of times, the girls themselves get beaten, raped, and robbed. Most of these girls are alone, undersized, and doing something they can't just "call the police" about. One girl told me, the worst thing that ever hapened to her involved 3 off-duty cops. One showed up, when he got there called two buddies. He told her she either did what he they wanted or they'd bust her...their words against hers. They proceeded to rape, beat, and painfully fuck her for hours. They then stole her money and left. She called the police and they sent someone out to take her statement...but noting ever came off it. If they could close the back page/craigslist crap down...leave it to "legitimate" clubs...subject to laws and liquor liscences...they'd be much more successful. But at the end of the day, it's the oldest profession and its never completely going away. There is just too much desire to blow your load in/on some chick...too many guys willing to take the chance...and too many girls with no other marketable skill to support their drug habits.

Oh...I forgot. My old favorite used to be Salpar.net...great amateur stuff. But that closed down. I think my favorite now is xhamster. And no, nothing to do with hamsters (sorry).