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12 years ago
Players gotta play.
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12 years ago
Outside Juice's window.
And Juice, "monster curves"...can we PLEASE end the stereotypes. I was at a gangbang yesterday and a brother was there...hung like a madman...it's like "really? Really? Why not put fried chicken in one hand and a watermelon in the other and just say "screw it"?"
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12 years ago
Gross. I'm not a stripper dude. And even if I was...I aint lettin you blow in my face...not for the low level bankroll you're sportin.
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12 years ago
When she added, "Also u can get a blow jb for $30 in the back room and fuck the women"...I was thinking..."well, now I wanna go there." And then I saw the address and thought, "it's Detroit....is there a strip club where that "doesn't" happen? I mean, I doubt you can get one at the Hustler for $30...but seriously...its the North American Tijuana. This dude needs to get out of prison and see whats up.
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12 years ago
I WISH. 313? What am I...some high rollin muthafukker?!
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12 years ago
Thats a cop out. The job market isn't perfect...but people can and do have jobs allowing them to keep their clothes on and can make a living. If you got college and a spouse...stripping is just the easy way out.
And if ya "don't do extras", I don't know how you can make much money stripping. In this market...from what I've seen lately...strip clubs are becoming places where guys come in, pay the cover...get approached...head to booth...sex...out the door. The entire club is empty...but both VIP booths are going nonstop.
If its a no extras club or area where the municipality locks that stuff down...okay, money can be made. But in most big city markets...girls that say "I don't do extras" eventually get pissed off that they only go home with $100 each night while their coworkers are working 3 days a week making $2400 (most of which goes to drugs...but still).
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12 years ago
Okay...this is depressing. It's totally reinforcing my long held belief that most strip club hounds are pathetic, clueless men desperate for attention from anything with two milkbags and a hole where their cock is supposed to be.
They are WHORES. They provide you attention...for a fee. If you think they care about you...ask them to do it for free. Odds are, that relationship ends in less than 3 weeks tops...and that only if you're hung and good looking. These are not "girls", these are not "puppies"....these are not "good women that got bad breaks". And for every one that is...theres 12 that aren't.
And like a female friend told me...strippers HATE you. They may hide it well...but they HATE your guts. They blame YOU for "making them" get naked and dance around for money. YOU're the enemy. Which is why, once they have your cash...they are either on to the next John or hiding out in the back room on their cell phones.
Its okay to have fun and believe the fantasy...thats one of the great parts of clubbing. It's fine to let them lie to you...but dont lie to yourself man.
Men value sex FAR more than most women do. Top to bottom, side by side comparison...not even close. Any woman that says, "I'm the exception"...let her live with me for 3 weeks...by the 3rd week I'm sure I'll hear, "Seriously! All you think about is sex! Is that all I mean to you!?" Game over. And yes.
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12 years ago
I only had a bad "drug" experience with an escort...my first escort experience. She was supposed to be 24 and cute as hell.. As usual...she wasnt the gal in the picture. She looked 16 and had obvious signs of drug use both physically and emotionally.
After our first romp...she was on the cell phone with her drug dealer telling him she just made some money and what she wanted. And it was a non-smoking hotel room...which if you want to drive a drug addict crazy...rent them for 2 hours where they can't at least smoke a cigarette. I should she was going to have a seizure.
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12 years ago
I remember when I felt bad once leaving the club...actually I feel bad most times I leave the club...but this one time, business trip to Denver, I always like to sample clubs in new areas. Hooked up with one of my favorite strippers EVER...we drank and talked all night...and I actually got to the point where I actually thought she'd go back to my hotel with me.
I know...I know...that only happens to the "TUSCL players" in here...but I was kinda drunk and she was really good at "the game". I remember waiting in a parking lot down the street for an hour for her to text me. Finally she does and says she was too drunk to drive so the bouncer was driving her home so her and I couldn't hook up after all. Thats when I suddenly realized....I got PLAYED.
Then there was the stripper that gave me an amazing dance....I wanted to go VIP with her...she said she'd be right back....then I see her in street clothes heading to the parking lot. Or last time I went and I had to drive back from the club (40 minutes) as drunk as I've ever been driving...shoulda pulled off at a Dennys or something to sober up...but a was a stupid idiot. Or all the times I tell myself Im just gonna go in and watch some gals, stage tip, have a few drinks, spend $80-$120....and I leave out well over $200.
Strip clubs used to be fun. I'd feel bad about blowing $80 and not getting laid...but I'd just go home and whack it to the memories. Now I usually take care of business at the clubs...no need to go home and whack it...but I'm out over $200 and in addition to not being any "less alone" in real life...I'm feeling inadequate because usually (unless liquored up) these strippers are so damn hot that I'm blowing my load after like 3-4 minutes.
But...I feel better after a strip club evening than I do after an escort/massage parlor evening/afternoon. There's just something inherently wrong when you're banging some fat/nasty hispanic gal for $60 or some asian sex slave who that the guy running the massage parlor has to wake up from her slumber when you arrive.
Good times.
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12 years ago
It might mean my shades are open...and he would like them closed...twice.
OR...he wants me to wear 2 pairs of sunglasses...it's hard to say.
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12 years ago
Now I feel like a pathetic loser...because I dont have nearly $1000 to blow at a strip club.
That being said, I will admit that after reviewing my finances, I have spent $4,283.44 on sex since February. That doesn't include sex from dating, just sex from strip clubs, massage parlors and escorts. Most in one night was probably just over $400...but still. What makes me more of a loser than the OP is I CAN'T afford it!!
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12 years ago
Am I the only one that doesnt know what "shad up shading up" means? Is that eubonics?
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12 years ago
@shadowcat
It was a compliment of yer mad skillz.
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12 years ago
Someday I'm gonna meet that well adjusted, smart young stripper that is just doing that jobto work herself through school...banking away the $60,000/year she makes.
But yeah....I also may someday poop a flying pig.
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12 years ago
Holy crap your article must have been bad to get rejected. Have you READ some of the articles.
All the sudden TUSCL is getting a bit "full of themselves" me thinks. Theres more value in this (the dude literally researched this his entire life) than there is in the 312 articles about how shadowcat can get OTC sex macgyver style (for $1, a stick of bubble gum, and a piece of lint).
Dont give up the dream man. Write another article...about movies where someone gets herpes...it'll get published.
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12 years ago
Wait, there's girls looking for p4p??
Well...how do I get that action!!? I could use the money I make to go to the club!
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12 years ago
I dont know....I stopped eating at Del Taco because their food gives me indigestion...but I didn't cry about it.
You think she's spending time (in between blowing the other dudes) telling them about how broke up she is that she needs to start paying her own cell phone bill??
Okay, bad example...she probably is...but still.
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12 years ago
Party pooper. Way to be a buzzkill.
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12 years ago
Is juice just trying to write a Haiku?? Or is he furreal?
Juice...you're either a weird little white kid...or a brother straight up from the streets yo. And if it's the later...you got all you need to get laid...a reputation for a large penis....and the ability to find fat women (especially fat white women) attractive. Given those two gifts...walk through Walmart with a $20 bill hanging out those Fubu pants half way to yer knees...and dude...you be rollin in the dressing room with some girl named Dawn.
Just trying to cheer ya up man. Stay strong!
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12 years ago
I tell them I'm the milionaire from Gilligan's Island.
As soon as they hear "million" you can tell them you're Puff the Magic dragon and they dont give two shits.
Funny story though...in my younger years...me and two friends went to a club in Canada and my buddy told the strippers he was an accountant, my buddy was an engineer, and I was a doctor. Granted, that was completely unbelieveable given the fact that we had $70 total between us...but still.
Okay, it wasn't a funny story...it was a boring sad story...but whateves.
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12 years ago
Am I the only one that started jerking it at "...she was 16"??? Yes? Okay, then fuck all you guys!!
Seriously though...on the 0.15% chance that review is real....wTF are you to call a bitch skanky when you just got out of prison??
Ya know what they say....herp vadge in the face is better than non-herp penis in the ass! Yes, thats actually a saying...I didn't make it up.
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12 years ago
McDonalds...but the chicks are all hispanic and underaged...and dont take their clothes off. But, they will have sex with you for a $10 mood ring and be impressed by your Ford Taurus.
Why do I picture this guy driving around jerking it while his tummy is growling? Mixing eating and strip clubs is like mixing drinking and doing my laundry. You can do it....but its probably better if you do one at a time.
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12 years ago
Dumping a stripper and being sad about what you "lost" is like not buying a lottery ticket and being sad about the money you lost.
You never had it to begin with. If you gotta give her a $100 or pay her rent or cell phone bill....she's not your bitch...you're her bitch.
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12 years ago
How does a guy make so much money that he can afford to drop $3000 in a night at a strip club...yet he can't put 3 sentences together??
New Rule...tuscl breathalyzer screening before posting...
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12 years ago
Well, new mark...you're not alone. 17 as well.
I've been in SLAA...tried to start my own online group. After tonight, I think I may need to go back. I don't feel "good" about my actions tonight....so yeah. But, I guess if I'm gonna go any deeper than that, maybe I should write an article instead of discuss it here.