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3 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
The first stripper I ever ****ed, at the Landing Strip...my friend said she looked just like Ashley Tisdale.
Having no idea about pop culture, I had to look up who that was. And, she kinda did. She was pretty freakin hot.
The amazing thing about that night at the strip was...she wasn't the hottest one there. The one I WANTED to bang was a lil brunette spinner that I was talking to most of the night. But, she claimed she either didn't give extras or only gave extras to regulars or something. At some point, I got tired of trying and went off with Ashley Tisdale and was NOT disappointed.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Egypt.
Pyramids would be cool to see in person...right up until a Jihadist kidnaps and cuts your head off and makes a Tiki's Tok video of it. I mean, the pyramids aren't "that" cool.
Pattaya
The problem is...there's no way to sell Pattaya or Thailand to your friends and family other than to just admit you're going to a foreign country to bang chicks. Nobody is going to believe you want to visit Thailand to see a museum or something. You just gotta come clean about it and admit you're a pervert.
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3 years ago
I went to a club once where a stripper had a tendency to take things a little too far.
First off, she kept taking my hat (baseball cap). I'm not sure why...but she kept taking my hat. At first it was just mildly annoying. But after the 10th time...and after her essentially stealing it and reappearing without it an hour or so later...it's kinda like, "hey, ***ch...can I get my property back before the place closes?"
But the real issue was her use of a belt on stage with a friend of mine. He was really into her...and they had this thing where you could lay on the stage with some money in your mouth and the stripper would take it out of your mouth with their tits. Well, this stripper would take it up a notch and undo your pants and rub your Johnson (outside your underwear) or maybe rub her face down there...whatever. She also thought it was entertaining to turn you over and spank your bare ass on the stage. Well, with my friend, she took his belt off and started really hitting him on his bare ass...pretty damn hard!
He ended up getting up, red in the face...and not from embarrassment...grabbing his belt...and walking back to our table. He spent the next 3-4 minutes grumbling and cussing about how pissed off he was and that he nearly punched her. He must have gotten over it...because he spent about 2 hours in the VIP room with her later that night...but, he wasn't kidding about punching her...he was pretty damn mad.
And no, I never got my hat back.
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3 years ago
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CJKent_bandThe truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
I figured you'd see a lot more of the street walking activity when Congress shut down Backpage and the other sites.
When Backpage was up, the street walking really only consisted of the down and out, hardcore addicts and skanks...lot lizards, etc... Pretty much the gals that couldn't afford an internet ad or a hotel room or didn't have money for even a burner phone to post an ad. Once Backpage and the other sites got pinched, girls really either had enter the strip club scene or the massage parlor scene. The MPs are really geared heavy towards trafficking latinos and asians...and the strip clubs require some level of professionalism (ID, show up for your shift, somewhat drug-free during work hours, etc...). So, I figured street walking would really start to pick up again...even though it's the least safe option available for both talent and clients.
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7 years ago
I've been to Landing Strip (back in 2011) and it was a great time.
If/when I go back...I heard good things about Henry VIII and Subi's...wouldn't mind giving them a try.
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
@Liwet...I'm speaking from experience in the last 2 years. Things may have changed since you were there last.
I think Ecstasy Theatre must be called Sahara Theatre now...never heard of Ecstasy Theatre and I know pretty much all the clubs in that area.
I think I tried Flamingo back in like 2013 or 2015 and it was different...actually better. They had multiple small booths for VIP dances...kinda like what they have at Hong Kong in Tijuana upstairs. The last time I went in 2017...I think it was a new owner and the VIP booths were fewer and had a couch in them...a little bigger than the first time I went there. But, who knows. I was drunk and it was dark...maybe nothing changed and I just thought it did. : )
Flamingo and Sahara are the two "extras" clubs...or at least they were in 2017. Most of the other Orange County clubs...not so much...and I think I made it to all of them at least once. I've heard there are some decent extras clubs out in the City of Industry...but I never made it out that way.
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7 years ago
I've never understood eating at a strip club. I'd rather not eat food in a place that if I took a black light to it would light up like Vegas.
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7 years ago
@flagooner
No...although...I guess if the party gets crazy enough....we'll see what happens.
No, I just like the tighter/petite kinda gals...and Thai/Filipina gals are tight as hell.
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7 years ago
That I "kissed"? Not sure what DFK and LFK mean.
I can only think of one that I "kissed"...on the mouth. Strippers/hookers/escorts/masseuses have weird "rules" that don't make sense if you think of it logically. For $80 they'll let you put your wang in their mouth...but if you are having FS and try to kiss them on the mouth they act like you're a psycho.
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7 years ago
Never have. It's either FS or a handie.
I think I paid for just a BJ at a massage parlor once...probably $80 at most.
If I'm not willing to drop cash...usually a blowie is more expensive than I'd want to pay. If I have the $$$ to spend...as mentioned above....why drop a poo load of money for just that when the whole deal can cost just a little more?
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
Money
People who say "more money, more problems" have never been poor. I'm not poor...but if I had 65 million dollars...I'd be living in a mansion in California, could have some horses, a Lambroghini, and more tail than I would ever be able to handle.
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
I forgot my honorable mentions...
Chill Places to Hang:
- California Girls, Anaheim, CA
- Jimmy's Gentleman's Club, Chicago Heights IL
Knob Jobbing:
- Sahara Theatre, Anaheim, CA
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7 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
Depends greatly on what you're looking for.
If you're talking a place to hang out with the boys and watch some nude/semi-nude dancers...kinda chill environment?
1) Riverpot Tavern- Sarnia, Ontario
2) Platinum84- Denver, CO
3) Fritz That's It- Anaheim, CA
If you're talking about a place to get your knob polished?
1) Hong Kong Gentleman's Club- Tijuana, Mexico
2) Flamingo Showgirls, Anaheim, CA
3) Landing Strip, Detroit MI
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7 years ago
On rare occasions I've had an experience where I felt the stripper was enjoying my company...but of the handful of times...they all proved to be false. Some strippers are just better at their jobs than others...especially if it's a "non-extras" environment. They can't just walk up to you and say, "Wanna VIP? Anything goes. C'mon baby, it'll be fun."
Strippers at non-extra clubs need to sell expensive lap dances and expensive drinks...and they need to do it without giving up "the goods". That means they need to convince you that you are special...you're different...you're the exception to the rule...you're the kinda guy they'd like to see socially. The longer they keep you hooked in that fantasy...the more money you'll spend. 99.7 times out of 100...when you run out of cash...they will find a way to disappear to another guy's lap.
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7 years ago
If there isn't a significant uptick in strip club traffic, or even if there is, the next most likely spot escorts will try is Ashley Madison. I tried the site back in 2013 and I'd say over 30% of the female profiles were escorts. Not sure if that site is still up or not. Tinder is another one. I've never been on Tinder...but it seems like it would be a viable avenue. Adultfriendfinder (the original Tinder) is another avenue. And there's always dating sites like PlentyofFish. I don't think escorts will flood into more legitimate dating sites like Match or EHarmony....it's just too expensive and too time consuming to manage. But adult/sex oriented dating sites and free dating sites are definitely an avenue. Anyone on Facebook has probably gotten friend requests from super hot gals...out of the blue...with profiles barely started. So, Facebook could also be a route...although inefficient because you're essentially trying to "fish" instead of waiting for the fisherman to drop a line.
It's disappointing to me. I have mixed feelings about it(as I said before)...but there was some legitimacy to Backpage. Think of the serial killers like Gary Ridgeway (Green River Killer). Had the internet been around and he'd have used it to find some of his victims...he'd have been caught relatively quickly. The internet leaves a record...cell phones leave a record. If women are forced back onto the street...they become very vulnerable and the police will have harder times tracking down the truly deranged among us.
And it's like prohibition (or weed)...at some point we have to ask ourselves if this is something we can really stop. Men are going to want sex. Relationships are time consuming and not available to everyone. Even if they are, women in relationships may not meet the man's needs or might hold back sex as a weapon. And, there are going to women that have very little means to make money other than using their God given gifts. If there are women willing to provide it...there will be men willing to buy it. Just like drugs and alcohol...attempting to change behavior by cracking down on end-users...has never really worked.
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7 years ago
I've always wanted to try Thailand or the Phillipines. But that's a $2000, 27-hour flight. A long, expensive way to go to have at least a 40% chance of getting an STD.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Government has many flaws...but one of their big ones is going after the easiest targets rather than making a real difference.
If they want to stop human trafficing...go after the pimps. But, going after the prostitutes is easier...and going after the johns is even easier. So, you end up catching and releasing a few women back into sex slavery and cause a few sex addicts to pay a fine and maybe get divorced...and that is what the government thinks will solve the problem. Meanwhile...pimps and trafficers just sit back and wait for the gal to return, new clients to show interest, or they go grab another girl.
Think about what would happen if it was decriminilized and regulated. Prostitutes would be required to be STD free, would pay a little in taxes, and would have worker protections. Johns would be safer and much more likely to report shady experiences/situations. Pimps and trafficers would have to essentially cater to an underground group of criminals and wouldn't be able to make nearly the money they do now. AND...law enforcement could focus all their efforts on the real problem.
But, the above would take REAL effort. Congress would have to agree on something they would take heat for and law enforcement would have to work harder to get the true "bad guys".
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7 years ago
I think reddit is still up...as is the site you're currently asking the question.
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7 years ago
Bad form indeed.
The better strippers would rarely do that because it's all about trying to get the guy to believe she really wants his junk. It's rather obvious to even the most clueless club goer that she isn't interested in anything but your $$$ if the whole dance she's talking to the stripper one booth over about the price of an iphone.
Per the question...I don't buy another dance. Thats really all you can do. Find another gal and hope she's more professional.
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7 years ago
"I noticed today that Backpage has been seized."
"I guess news travels slow in Iowa."- realDougster
No, I just tend to have porn as a hobby...not a lifestyle.
"You need to be able to have a semi intelligent conversation and most can't do that."- Pox
You must have smarter strippers in Ohio.
"I discussed this with my cat's pet iguana a few days ago. The iguana said that the dancers he is acquainted with had described a marked uptick of creepy as hell guys at the club recently." - ppwh
That relies on two false assumptions (not counting talking animals):
1. There are non-creepy guys at the club.
2. Strippers are good at math.
"I’m of the belief there will be more escorts turning to dancing to set up OTC and get a circle of regulars UTR." - lotsoffun201
Yeah. I'm kind've amused that the comments seem to differentiate strippers from escorts. I realize there are some true "dancers" out there just working their way through college, supporting a kid, or supporting a drug habit...and that some of these strippers wouldn't cross "that line". But outside of clubs in college towns that mainly employ college gals...I've seen FAR FAR more strippers that were essentially escorts working in a safe environment.
I'm not trying to slam dancers...like I said, some are out there that will kindly refuse extras and/or recommend another dancer...but lets not be nieve. If you're willing to take off your top in front of a bunch of men who throw dollar bills at you...it's not a huge leap from that to bottomless...and from bottomless to touching...and then from touching to mutual touching...to extras with certain clients...to extras with any guy that has showered and has at least $120 to spend. It's a very slippery slope that very few dancers can keep from sliding down.
Think of it monetarily, the dancer works 4-6 hours and is lucky to clear $15 per stage dance while having to pay about $200 a night to have the privledge of dancing there. In addition, there may be a drink hustle where she has to push a certain number of drinks or she has to pay the bartender. Maybe she does one lap dance an hour...maybe more...makes another $60/hr. Most strippers I've talked to...the few with answers remotely close to honest...are barely breaking even on slow nights. BUT...if she provides a couple extras in the VIP room (which she usually has to pay rent to the house for)...she might clear another $300 a night even on a slow night.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I think attorneys buying advertising might be a good idea...and I don't think the site would turn that down.
BUT...having a legal advice section would be pointless. Even now, as soon as someone starts talking about what really goes down at a strip club...once they hit that very low tolerance level...the post gets erased. I think the site, especially given recent events, wants to draw a VERY distinct line that the site is simply a place to find and review experiences at strip clubs/establishments. What you do or is done to you once you find said establishment is not something I think the site wants to be involved with...nor the legal assistance you may need as a result.
Besides, I can't get an attorney to give me a straight answer about pretty much anything ever...so that section would just be 100 questions all receiving the answer: "I can't really answer that...it depends." Maybe have a legal section and when you click on it, there is just a big sentence that reads: "I can't really answer that...it depends."
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7 years ago
Tijuana, Mexico
"Inside" the United States...the "Tijuana of the North"...Detroit, MI.
I've only clubbed in Ontario, Canada...Tijuana, Mexico....Southern California....Illinois...Indiana...Lansing, MI...Detroit, MI...and Denver, CO. The only other place close to Detroit was Southern California...but much more hit an miss.
Like what was said above; going into a strip club in Detroit and NOT expecting extras usually throws them off a bit. Southern California it really depends on which place you choose. There are some that are very "strictly dancing" and others that are just hangouts for escorts.
If you're in an area and want to club regularly, I suggest using this site...trying out multiple places...then deciding on some favortites. Try not to "just go once"...strip clubs have off days just like anywhere else. But, if you're visiting an area...then you gotta try and read what you can from the cryptic reviews (cryptic on purpose) and hope you make the right choice.
At the end of the day...$$$ equals sex. If you got cash...most strippers will let you do anything to them short of lighting them on fire. It's just a matter of how much cash you want to spend.
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9 years ago
Maybe it was just such a good thread that it will live on forever??
Nice…the sites gotten fancier since last I was here.
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11 years ago
It's a great place, but I think stripper sex is outside my price range.
I thought about an escort, but I've heard even they are at a bit of a premium price.
Maybe next time I go, I'll try that 2AM stroll through the casino looking for girls drunk enough to fark me….but that strategy has always led to disappointment. Maybe I'll just get drunk enough where I walk around the casino wearing a sign that says:
"HAVE A ROOM. WANT TO GET LAID."
"Requirements:
- female
- disease free
- at least a '6' on a scale of 10"
I wonder if that would get me more laughs than slaps??