I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread?
So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you:
• a picture of her kids • her genital warts • her eviction notice • a positive pregnancy test • a picture of her boyfriend's dick • her newest tattoo • a copy of a paternity suit against you • her used tampon • her previos customer's condom • her grade report from community college • the contents of her purse • her scars from breast augmentation • a picture of her girlfriend • her first grade class picture • a picture of her sugardaddy's red Ferrari • a text from YOUR wife • her rap sheet • her boyfriend's rap sheet • a picture of you on her phone
I once had a dancer ask me if I was familiar with female anatomy. She then asked if I'd check out her cervix and give an opinion as to whether it was " normal". It was; she wasn't. I charge less than her groinicologist.
Her yeast infection. Actually had a dancer do that once in the ladies room. She was looking for a second opinion on what it was. Ugh. I didn't go back to a SC for a couple of months after that.
I can tell you I recently had a stripper tell me her mom died that day and the only way she could work was by getting shitty drunk. Honestly, not the best sales pitch. However, I did think to myself that if she's THAT drunk, maybe she'll let me get away with more than usual.
I was thinking what's worse than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck in a girl's rear end, then I thought something brown still there, eeww. Fortunately all I've seen was the paper in a nude club.
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last commentAlthough most of the above are bad. Pictures of kids or girlfriend wouldn't be an issue. Picture of boyfriend/husband not so cool.
Genital warts has got to be a close #2
Her ass if she forgot to wipe.
The skin cheese in between her fat rolls.
Where in the club her jealous ex-con boyfriend is sitting.
But I vote for "a hand with no tip in it".