I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread?
So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you:
• a picture of her kids • her genital warts • her eviction notice • a positive pregnancy test • a picture of her boyfriend's dick • her newest tattoo • a copy of a paternity suit against you • her used tampon • her previos customer's condom • her grade report from community college • the contents of her purse • her scars from breast augmentation • a picture of her girlfriend • her first grade class picture • a picture of her sugardaddy's red Ferrari • a text from YOUR wife • her rap sheet • her boyfriend's rap sheet • a picture of you on her phone
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The worst thing that they have shown me is how ugly they look when they are falling down drunk.
A hand with no tip in it.
I once had a dancer ask me if I was familiar with female anatomy. She then asked if I'd check out her cervix and give an opinion as to whether it was " normal". It was; she wasn't. I charge less than her groinicologist.
I vote for a picture of me on her phone.
Indifference.
Yes, indifference.
Yes - clever answer Alucard
I'll agree with indifference.
A positive result on her AIDS test.
All the above
Hemorrhoids.
Although most of the above are bad. Pictures of kids or girlfriend wouldn't be an issue. Picture of boyfriend/husband not so cool.
My vote --- "her used tampon"
Her yeast infection. Actually had a dancer do that once in the ladies room. She was looking for a second opinion on what it was. Ugh. I didn't go back to a SC for a couple of months after that.
Have you seen "The Crying Game"? Having her show me her penis would be about as bad as it could get.
^ LOL
Ghostbuster might have found #1
Genital warts has got to be a close #2
I can tell you I recently had a stripper tell me her mom died that day and the only way she could work was by getting shitty drunk. Honestly, not the best sales pitch. However, I did think to myself that if she's THAT drunk, maybe she'll let me get away with more than usual.
Her version of "The Hangover Part 2".
Open sores. Her ass if she forgot to wipe. The skin cheese in between her fat rolls. Where in the club her jealous ex-con boyfriend is sitting.
But I vote for "a hand with no tip in it".
Her with no make up in the light of day!!!EEEECK
Her badge
Newmark hit the nail on the head. Once you see a police badge, I'm done (at least I don't ask for sex)
I was thinking what's worse than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck in a girl's rear end, then I thought something brown still there, eeww. Fortunately all I've seen was the paper in a nude club.
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