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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread?

So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you:

• a picture of her kids
• her genital warts
• her eviction notice
• a positive pregnancy test
• a picture of her boyfriend's dick
• her newest tattoo
• a copy of a paternity suit against you
• her used tampon
• her previos customer's condom
• her grade report from community college
• the contents of her purse
• her scars from breast augmentation
• a picture of her girlfriend
• her first grade class picture
• a picture of her sugardaddy's red Ferrari
• a text from YOUR wife
• her rap sheet
• her boyfriend's rap sheet
• a picture of you on her phone


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avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
12 years ago
The worst thing that they have shown me is how ugly they look when they are falling down drunk.
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Shamrock211
12 years ago
A hand with no tip in it.
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gawker
Older than dirt
12 years ago
I once had a dancer ask me if I was familiar with female anatomy. She then asked if I'd check out her cervix and give an opinion as to whether it was " normal". It was; she wasn't. I charge less than her groinicologist.
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Clackport
Washington
12 years ago
I vote for a picture of me on her phone.
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Alucard
12 years ago
Indifference.
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SuperDude
Detroit, Michigan
12 years ago
Yes, indifference.
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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
12 years ago
Yes - clever answer Alucard
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sclvr5005
Nevada
12 years ago
I'll agree with indifference.
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
12 years ago
A positive result on her AIDS test.
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zipman68
the speed force!
12 years ago
Hemorrhoids.

Although most of the above are bad. Pictures of kids or girlfriend wouldn't be an issue. Picture of boyfriend/husband not so cool.
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jaffanajafda
12 years ago
My vote --- "her used tampon"
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lopaw
California
12 years ago
Her yeast infection. Actually had a dancer do that once in the ladies room. She was looking for a second opinion on what it was. Ugh. I didn't go back to a SC for a couple of months after that.
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Ghostbuster360
12 years ago
Have you seen "The Crying Game"? Having her show me her penis would be about as bad as it could get.
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jester214
North Carolina
12 years ago
Ghostbuster might have found #1

Genital warts has got to be a close #2
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SoonerSam
12 years ago
I can tell you I recently had a stripper tell me her mom died that day and the only way she could work was by getting shitty drunk. Honestly, not the best sales pitch. However, I did think to myself that if she's THAT drunk, maybe she'll let me get away with more than usual.
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xcav8r
Missouri
12 years ago
Her version of "The Hangover Part 2".
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Leonard313
Michigan
12 years ago
Open sores.
Her ass if she forgot to wipe.
The skin cheese in between her fat rolls.
Where in the club her jealous ex-con boyfriend is sitting.

But I vote for "a hand with no tip in it".
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Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
12 years ago
Her with no make up in the light of day!!!EEEECK
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newmark
New York
12 years ago
Her badge
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Estafador
BIG APPLE
12 years ago
Newmark hit the nail on the head. Once you see a police badge, I'm done (at least I don't ask for sex)
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
I was thinking what's worse than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck in a girl's rear end, then I thought something brown still there, eeww. Fortunately all I've seen was the paper in a nude club.
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