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Mar 24, 2013, 7:05 AM
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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread?

So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you:

• a picture of her kids • her genital warts • her eviction notice • a positive pregnancy test • a picture of her boyfriend's dick • her newest tattoo • a copy of a paternity suit against you • her used tampon • her previos customer's condom • her grade report from community college • the contents of her purse • her scars from breast augmentation • a picture of her girlfriend • her first grade class picture • a picture of her sugardaddy's red Ferrari • a text from YOUR wife • her rap sheet • her boyfriend's rap sheet • a picture of you on her phone

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shadowcat

The worst thing that they have shown me is how ugly they look when they are falling down drunk.

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Shamrock211

A hand with no tip in it.

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gawker

I once had a dancer ask me if I was familiar with female anatomy. She then asked if I'd check out her cervix and give an opinion as to whether it was " normal". It was; she wasn't. I charge less than her groinicologist.

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Clackport

I vote for a picture of me on her phone.

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Alucard

Indifference.

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SuperDude

Yes, indifference.

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motorhead

Yes - clever answer Alucard

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sclvr5005

I'll agree with indifference.

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jackslash

A positive result on her AIDS test.

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JuiceBox69

All the above

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zipman68

Hemorrhoids.

Although most of the above are bad. Pictures of kids or girlfriend wouldn't be an issue. Picture of boyfriend/husband not so cool.

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jaffanajafda

My vote --- "her used tampon"

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lopaw

Her yeast infection. Actually had a dancer do that once in the ladies room. She was looking for a second opinion on what it was. Ugh. I didn't go back to a SC for a couple of months after that.

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Ghostbuster360

Have you seen "The Crying Game"? Having her show me her penis would be about as bad as it could get.

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motorhead

^ LOL

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jester214

Ghostbuster might have found #1

Genital warts has got to be a close #2

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SoonerSam

I can tell you I recently had a stripper tell me her mom died that day and the only way she could work was by getting shitty drunk. Honestly, not the best sales pitch. However, I did think to myself that if she's THAT drunk, maybe she'll let me get away with more than usual.

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xcav8r

Her version of "The Hangover Part 2".

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Leonard313

Open sores. Her ass if she forgot to wipe. The skin cheese in between her fat rolls. Where in the club her jealous ex-con boyfriend is sitting.

But I vote for "a hand with no tip in it".

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Tiredtraveler

Her with no make up in the light of day!!!EEEECK

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newmark

Her badge

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Estafador

Newmark hit the nail on the head. Once you see a police badge, I'm done (at least I don't ask for sex)

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sharkhunter

I was thinking what's worse than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck in a girl's rear end, then I thought something brown still there, eeww. Fortunately all I've seen was the paper in a nude club.

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