I was surprised by the responses in the "Kids" thread?
So what IS the WORST thing a stripper can show you:
• a picture of her kids
• her genital warts
• her eviction notice
• a positive pregnancy test
• a picture of her boyfriend's dick
• her newest tattoo
• a copy of a paternity suit against you
• her used tampon
• her previos customer's condom
• her grade report from community college
• the contents of her purse
• her scars from breast augmentation
• a picture of her girlfriend
• her first grade class picture
• a picture of her sugardaddy's red Ferrari
• a text from YOUR wife
• her rap sheet
• her boyfriend's rap sheet
• a picture of you on her phone
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last commentThe worst thing that they have shown me is how ugly they look when they are falling down drunk.
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A hand with no tip in it.
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I once had a dancer ask me if I was familiar with female anatomy. She then asked if I'd check out her cervix and give an opinion as to whether it was " normal". It was; she wasn't. I charge less than her groinicologist.
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I vote for a picture of me on her phone.
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Indifference.
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Yes, indifference.
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Yes - clever answer Alucard
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I'll agree with indifference.
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A positive result on her AIDS test.
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All the above
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Hemorrhoids.
Although most of the above are bad. Pictures of kids or girlfriend wouldn't be an issue. Picture of boyfriend/husband not so cool.
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My vote --- "her used tampon"
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Her yeast infection. Actually had a dancer do that once in the ladies room. She was looking for a second opinion on what it was. Ugh. I didn't go back to a SC for a couple of months after that.
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Have you seen "The Crying Game"? Having her show me her penis would be about as bad as it could get.
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^ LOL
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Ghostbuster might have found #1
Genital warts has got to be a close #2
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I can tell you I recently had a stripper tell me her mom died that day and the only way she could work was by getting shitty drunk. Honestly, not the best sales pitch. However, I did think to myself that if she's THAT drunk, maybe she'll let me get away with more than usual.
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Her version of "The Hangover Part 2".
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Open sores.
Her ass if she forgot to wipe.
The skin cheese in between her fat rolls.
Where in the club her jealous ex-con boyfriend is sitting.
But I vote for "a hand with no tip in it".
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Her with no make up in the light of day!!!EEEECK
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Her badge
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Newmark hit the nail on the head. Once you see a police badge, I'm done (at least I don't ask for sex)
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I was thinking what's worse than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck in a girl's rear end, then I thought something brown still there, eeww. Fortunately all I've seen was the paper in a nude club.
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