Worst possible stripper names...

How about chlamydia? Syphilis?

Psycho, Loranna, Skanny,

There's a stripper in Flint named Attica.

Attica! Attica!

I have met several dancers who strip under male names. "Sam" was OK because it's an abbreviation of "Samantha." But "Michael" and "Fred" make me fear what might be under those clothes.

saw one who called herself LEO lately- which is what they call law enforcement There was a stripper at an extras club who called herself LEO- which is a term used for 'law enforcement' over on usasexguide Other bad marketing choices: Lorena Bobbitt Aileen Wuornos Fem-n-NAZI Manhater Princess ICE Ms. FrozenTHong Ms. Nutcraker BIATCH or insert your mother-in-law or ex-girlfriends name here

I thought of a new bad stripper name. Vageritis. Pronounced like the first part of vaginal then the er sound as in father or mother, then the itis or the i sound plus tis like tis the season. Sounds like a disease.

Barry would scare the s%#& out of me!

Oh Shit

I have to disagree on Mint-Berry Crunch, that would get a laugh out of me and probably a tip.

A tip from the jestie-girl? Must be pretty huge on his janitor's salary. 50 cents? 75? A whole dollar?

Grandma Usama Tuna Yeast Infection Open Soars

Wow, zipman said AMC Hornet. That was the first car my dad had that I remember. That was the ultimate piece of junk.

While it sounds like Shy-Anne, I always think of it as Cheyenne, like the capital of Wyoming, which in turn is named for the Indian tribe. I've had a couple favorites over the years with that name.

I also remember one from one of my regular clubs named Ice. She was an ice queen, naturally. I also remember an Attica as well there. Isn't Attica a prison somewhere?

Butter

@DandyDanDude -- Shy-Anne is sort of a sleeper "disturbo-name". 'Tis true that one "might* think the name is Cheyenne upon hearing it and think "not a bad name". But then she spells it and you're left with the feeling of "wow...just wow...she really thinks it shoud be spelled Shy-Anne"

Of course, she could be really smart and using the name with a sense of irony. I could get behind that.

I dig the nickifree name "Skanny". Sort an off the wall disturbo-name. Sounds wrong...but not too overt like Hitler or Lex Luthor.

For STD names, what would my TUSCL bros find more disturbing...something obvious like "HPV" or something like "Papilloma" where you say to yourself "this girl may not know what it means".

Hate the "numbers" names. I've met 6,7,9 and of course 10. Also pixy, timber, venom, viper, artimus( who claimed it was her real name)and dell.

DandyDon: " I also remember an Attica as well there. Isn't Attica a prison somewhere?"

I assume you're too young to remember the Attica prison uprising in New York.

Cherry!

Easy

Lol

I met a girl whose real name was Venereal, but it was spelled Vanerial.

Saggy

She spelled it Trubble and said that she was always in it.

I've met a few dancers that called themselves trouble. I don't think the name helps anyone.

Right on SC... you know you're dealing with a Rhodes scholar when the spell trouble sans 'u' et plus de 'b'. Or is that a "road scholar"?

Juice bro. Is "butter" worse than "butterface"?

Or buttface lol

OCD!

Zipman- You shouldn't ask strippers to spell. It's not like we need further proof strippers are stupid. The more recent Cheyenne within my experience certainly looks the part of an Indian princess, FWIW.

Juicebox- I remember a Butter long ago in the early years of my favorite club who was indeed a butterface.

Tru dat DandyDude! Tho' spellin' ain't all-ways whut it B cracked up 2B.

Seriously though, I have met some very intelligent strippers. Of course there are others that...ahem...wouldn't even qualify as roads scholars.

Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is... Flounder.

“… I've met a few dancers that called themselves trouble. I don't think the name helps anyone …”

Yeah – I met a “Trouble” once and I thought it was kind of dumb name – not very sexy or sensual IMO.

She was very curvy and voluptuous – I think something along the lines of “juicy” would have been very appropriate in her case.

Forest Gump

Years ago I met a dancer named Malayse, which sounds like Malaise. She was Malaysian and I don't think the club or the dancer knew the meaning of the word malaise. She later changed her name to Asia.

I myself know a Trouble at my favorite club. I believe my wallet thinks she's trouble.

I was talking recently with a stripper who didn't like her name and was gonna change it. I jokingly suggested "Money Sink" and she actually liked it. She claimed she was gonna use it. Haven't been back there or seen her since so dunno if she was serious lol

"Worst possible stripper names..."

1. Dougster
2. zipman68
3. tumblingdice
4. dalex
5. Staxwell
6. TortillaChip
7. crazyjoe
8. txtittyfag
9. etc...

LOL

Nice to see I'm still ranked #1 in your books, alutard - you fuckin' faggot!

You really need treatment for your raging Homophobia Dougster. Maybe you should sit in the streets of Seattle and beg for money.

Oh, I think my income is just slightly higher than yours alutard. Be careful or I will buy both you and your sister and sell you into white slavery.

Another PRIME example of your total ignorance Dougster. I have no sister. If you are supposed to be as SMART as you present yourself as, you should at a bare minimum get your basic facts CORRECT.

She's actually your half sister, alutard. txtittyfag is the father. Your mother never told you about her? LMFAO!