Worst possible stripper names...
zipman68
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The groovy names on the previous post 'bout the StripperHerder blog got me thinking... What are the worst possible stripper names vs those that are just kind of stupid. Here are my thoughts -- sort into horrible vs stupid and add your own:
Darth (especially is followed by anything...Vader, Maul, Sideous, whatever...)
Hitler
Stalin
Daughter of Sam (might be gettin' instructions from the dog next door...)
AMC Hornet (had a '77 Hornet...interesting car...)
Nixon
Alucard (probably doubly disturbing to TUSCLers -- and I'm honestly not trolling the dude here...it is just a disturbing stripper name)
Your Name (actually knew a dude who claimed to have "Your Name" tattooed on his dick...his pick up line was "What's your name? ...ANSWER... Cool. I've got your name tattooed on my dick!" I asked him to leave the party I was having. I was pretty Bohemian in my University days but that shizzle was jest too stupid and I didn't want the party to become a sausage fest when he scared all the women away)
Shy-Anne
Clayface
Cartman
Lex Luthor
Beelzebub
Warren G. Harding
Tony Stark (that ain't a stripper name...'cos Tony Stark be takin' the strippers home with him)
Donald Trump
Booger
Hemorrhoid
Vapid (to be fair to the StripperHerder, the girl probably was exactly that...so 10 points for being descriptive)
Mint-Berry Crunch
Pease, continue...
Darth (especially is followed by anything...Vader, Maul, Sideous, whatever...)
Hitler
Stalin
Daughter of Sam (might be gettin' instructions from the dog next door...)
AMC Hornet (had a '77 Hornet...interesting car...)
Nixon
Alucard (probably doubly disturbing to TUSCLers -- and I'm honestly not trolling the dude here...it is just a disturbing stripper name)
Your Name (actually knew a dude who claimed to have "Your Name" tattooed on his dick...his pick up line was "What's your name? ...ANSWER... Cool. I've got your name tattooed on my dick!" I asked him to leave the party I was having. I was pretty Bohemian in my University days but that shizzle was jest too stupid and I didn't want the party to become a sausage fest when he scared all the women away)
Shy-Anne
Clayface
Cartman
Lex Luthor
Beelzebub
Warren G. Harding
Tony Stark (that ain't a stripper name...'cos Tony Stark be takin' the strippers home with him)
Donald Trump
Booger
Hemorrhoid
Vapid (to be fair to the StripperHerder, the girl probably was exactly that...so 10 points for being descriptive)
Mint-Berry Crunch
Pease, continue...
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Attica! Attica!
There was a stripper at an extras club who called herself LEO- which is a term used for 'law enforcement' over on usasexguide
Other bad marketing choices:
Lorena Bobbitt
Aileen Wuornos
Fem-n-NAZI
Manhater
Princess ICE
Ms. FrozenTHong
Ms. Nutcraker
BIATCH
or insert your mother-in-law or ex-girlfriends name here
Usama
Tuna
Yeast Infection
Open Soars
While it sounds like Shy-Anne, I always think of it as Cheyenne, like the capital of Wyoming, which in turn is named for the Indian tribe. I've had a couple favorites over the years with that name.
I also remember one from one of my regular clubs named Ice. She was an ice queen, naturally. I also remember an Attica as well there. Isn't Attica a prison somewhere?
Of course, she could be really smart and using the name with a sense of irony. I could get behind that.
I dig the nickifree name "Skanny". Sort an off the wall disturbo-name. Sounds wrong...but not too overt like Hitler or Lex Luthor.
For STD names, what would my TUSCL bros find more disturbing...something obvious like "HPV" or something like "Papilloma" where you say to yourself "this girl may not know what it means".
I assume you're too young to remember the Attica prison uprising in New York.
I met a girl whose real name was Venereal, but it was spelled Vanerial.
You shouldn't ask strippers to spell. It's not like we need further proof strippers are stupid. The more recent Cheyenne within my experience certainly looks the part of an Indian princess, FWIW.
Juicebox-
I remember a Butter long ago in the early years of my favorite club who was indeed a butterface.
Seriously though, I have met some very intelligent strippers. Of course there are others that...ahem...wouldn't even qualify as roads scholars.
Yeah – I met a “Trouble†once and I thought it was kind of dumb name – not very sexy or sensual IMO.
She was very curvy and voluptuous – I think something along the lines of “juicy†would have been very appropriate in her case.
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