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Ferrari has just unveiled its new model - LaFerrari, the so-called hyper hybrid. 6.3 litre V12 engine; 963 horsepower; top speed of 350+kph; price 1,000,000 Euro ($1.3Mil); 499 units offered for sale (all sold). I had sworn off hot cars BUT…
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I made my first SC visit in six months on a short trip to civilization earlier this week. I had a grand evening in my favourite oil patch club in central Alberta - many, many Kokanees were consumed, many $20…
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In my time on tuscl I have noticed the severe disconnects between other tusclers and me. I don't consider myself to be unique or any sort of special being but I am aware of this disconnect. At first I thought…
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My Toronto sweetie commented on the rough skin on my hands during our week in Hawaii. No surprise to me. Cold temperatures, dry humidity, messing around with tools and machinery, washing with solvents to get rid of grease and drilling…
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A current discussion thread started me musing about this. One post suggested the guy felt like a 'baller' when he spent Benjis in a club. I know exactly what he meant. Money is a serious motivator for me and I…
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Strippers for a couple of nights a week in regular bars? This is a phenomenon that I encounter frequently in the small western Canadian oil patch towns where I spend some of my time. It can be disconcerting and awkward. These…
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At the Vancouver hotel with my Toronto dancer sweetie waiting for our flight to Hawaii last night. Sweetie talks me into watching this Downtown Abbey episode last night. I had never seen this thing before but sweetie is addicted to…
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1:00AM; December 31, 2013. Waiting for computer to crunch numbers. Lovely clear night, full moon, stars twinkling. Moderate temperature, no wind. Go for walk down cut line to one of the rigs. Hear rig before seeing it. Roar of diesel…
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A former OTC sweetie just sent me an e-mail that absolutely gobsmacked me with a request to be the emcee at her wedding reception next summer. Holy Shit! There is a bit of a 'past' between me and this girl…
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A brief excursion to 'civilization' let me spend a couple of hours at the Rig Pig in Nisku, AB. The old joint was packed with crusty crews pounding back the beers and tossing loonies and toonies at the dancers' gaping…
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The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the girls (and it is ALWAYS girls)…
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My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list). Also very smart (speaks 5 languages…
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$6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for Romney the crafty businessman; he ran…
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A recent food-based bacterial infection struck my exploration camp, striking about half of my guys. Those of us not affected were all guys with oil patch experience all over the world, probably giving our immune systems the ammo from all…
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Brief trip to civilization from the bush finds me chilling out on my deck with a good rib eye and a sweet bottle of Bordeaux. My mind wanders back to a recent SC visit and a drink that I bought…
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Trolling the internet I stumbled across this gem. There is a prominent Canadian politician named Adrian Dix. His wife's maiden name is Renee Saklikar. Can't you just picture that wedding announcement: Dix - Saklikar ???
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I don't have one favourite club but there are three different clubs that I especially like for different reasons. Club Pro in Vaughan, ON is a club of guaranteed extras but not really scuzzy like some of the other 'guarantee'…
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Six new F-150s just arrived for my company. I got a real giggle when I picked up the plates for the trucks. All six plates had the alpha prefix - BBJ. I will have a grin on my face whenever…
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Warm sunny day in downtown Vancouver.....having fish taco lunch from a food truck.....sitting on bench of office building plaza watching the hotties pouring out of the office buildings for their lunch breaks.......focus on east Indian hottie as she waits…
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The past month I have spent entirely too much time on planes. Vacation to Europe - Air Canada cancelled a flight causing me to miss Usain Bolt's 100m gold medal race at London Olympics. Ryanair within Europe - cheap as…
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Just read the thread from the guy talking about giving it up for the first time at age 30+ with a stripper. Got me thinking about my first time. For me, I was such a workaholic that it didn't happen until…
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I recently spent some time in Sweden and visited two clubs while I was there. What a waste of time! The clubs were blatant rip-off hustle joints so I didn't stay in either club long enough to gather enough info…
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One of my goddaughters was married last weekend. The reception was held at a rural facility on a delicious warm summer evening and night in the shadows of Alberta's Rocky Mountains. I was the emcee of the formalities but when…
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As an addendum to my recent discussion thread about personality, one of the dancers plying her SS on me that evening called me a 'toff'. First, I was stunned to encounter a dancer with that word in her vocabulary. Second,…
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I recently spent a long boring evening entertaining prospective investors in a Calgary SC. I did no private dances. I did not participate in the horrid loonie/toonie toss. I just spent the evening drinking and jollying along the investors I…
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