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farmerart

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233 posts by farmerart

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O.T. - I Have A Hard On For This Car

Ferrari has just unveiled its new model - LaFerrari, the so-called hyper hybrid. 6.3 litre V12 engine; 963 horsepower; top speed of 350+kph; price 1,000,000 Euro ($1.3Mil); 499 units offered for sale (all sold). I had sworn off hot cars BUT…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 24

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What An Ass I Am!

I made my first SC visit in six months on a short trip to civilization earlier this week. I had a grand evening in my favourite oil patch club in central Alberta - many, many Kokanees were consumed, many $20…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 20

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Disconnects With Other tusclers

In my time on tuscl I have noticed the severe disconnects between other tusclers and me. I don't consider myself to be unique or any sort of special being but I am aware of this disconnect. At first I thought…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 48

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Soft Skin Hands, Rough Skin Hands

My Toronto sweetie commented on the rough skin on my hands during our week in Hawaii. No surprise to me. Cold temperatures, dry humidity, messing around with tools and machinery, washing with solvents to get rid of grease and drilling…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 24

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Money...Power...Sex???

A current discussion thread started me musing about this. One post suggested the guy felt like a 'baller' when he spent Benjis in a club. I know exactly what he meant. Money is a serious motivator for me and I…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 16

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Strippers In Regular Bars

Strippers for a couple of nights a week in regular bars? This is a phenomenon that I encounter frequently in the small western Canadian oil patch towns where I spend some of my time. It can be disconcerting and awkward. These…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5

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Downtown Abbey and Strippers?

At the Vancouver hotel with my Toronto dancer sweetie waiting for our flight to Hawaii last night. Sweetie talks me into watching this Downtown Abbey episode last night. I had never seen this thing before but sweetie is addicted to…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 7

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OT: Musings From The Far North

1:00AM; December 31, 2013. Waiting for computer to crunch numbers. Lovely clear night, full moon, stars twinkling. Moderate temperature, no wind. Go for walk down cut line to one of the rigs. Hear rig before seeing it. Roar of diesel…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 6

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Bizarre Request From A Former OTC Sweetie

A former OTC sweetie just sent me an e-mail that absolutely gobsmacked me with a request to be the emcee at her wedding reception next summer. Holy Shit! There is a bit of a 'past' between me and this girl…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 15

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Hilarity At The Club

A brief excursion to 'civilization' let me spend a couple of hours at the Rig Pig in Nisku, AB. The old joint was packed with crusty crews pounding back the beers and tossing loonies and toonies at the dancers' gaping…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 4

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Another Tale From The Far North

The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the girls (and it is ALWAYS girls)…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 12

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Whatever Happened To Common Sense?

My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list). Also very smart (speaks 5 languages…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 27

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So.....I Hear You Guys Had An Election Down South

$6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for Romney the crafty businessman; he ran…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 51

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Cleanliness In SCs

A recent food-based bacterial infection struck my exploration camp, striking about half of my guys. Those of us not affected were all guys with oil patch experience all over the world, probably giving our immune systems the ammo from all…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 11

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Weirdest Drink I Have Ever Bought For A Dancer

Brief trip to civilization from the bush finds me chilling out on my deck with a good rib eye and a sweet bottle of Bordeaux. My mind wanders back to a recent SC visit and a drink that I bought…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3

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You Can't Make This Up

Trolling the internet I stumbled across this gem. There is a prominent Canadian politician named Adrian Dix. His wife's maiden name is Renee Saklikar. Can't you just picture that wedding announcement: Dix - Saklikar ???

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5

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Your Favourite Club - What Makes It Special?

I don't have one favourite club but there are three different clubs that I especially like for different reasons. Club Pro in Vaughan, ON is a club of guaranteed extras but not really scuzzy like some of the other 'guarantee'…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 6 20

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Truck Plates With A Giggle

Six new F-150s just arrived for my company. I got a real giggle when I picked up the plates for the trucks. All six plates had the alpha prefix - BBJ. I will have a grin on my face whenever…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 3

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Hottie On The Street

Warm sunny day in downtown Vancouver.....having fish taco lunch from a food truck.....sitting on bench of office building plaza watching the hotties pouring out of the office buildings for their lunch breaks.......focus on east Indian hottie as she waits…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 12

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Off Topic Rant About Airlines

The past month I have spent entirely too much time on planes. Vacation to Europe - Air Canada cancelled a flight causing me to miss Usain Bolt's 100m gold medal race at London Olympics. Ryanair within Europe - cheap as…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 28

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Your First Time...'Fess Up

Just read the thread from the guy talking about giving it up for the first time at age 30+ with a stripper. Got me thinking about my first time. For me, I was such a workaholic that it didn't happen until…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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SCs In Sweden

I recently spent some time in Sweden and visited two clubs while I was there. What a waste of time! The clubs were blatant rip-off hustle joints so I didn't stay in either club long enough to gather enough info…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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Dancing With Girls At A Wedding (Thinking Of Lappers With Strippers)

One of my goddaughters was married last weekend. The reception was held at a rural facility on a delicious warm summer evening and night in the shadows of Alberta's Rocky Mountains. I was the emcee of the formalities but when…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 18

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Am I A 'Toff'?

As an addendum to my recent discussion thread about personality, one of the dancers plying her SS on me that evening called me a 'toff'. First, I was stunned to encounter a dancer with that word in her vocabulary. Second,…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 24

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Your Personality and Your 'Success' In SCs

I recently spent a long boring evening entertaining prospective investors in a Calgary SC. I did no private dances. I did not participate in the horrid loonie/toonie toss. I just spent the evening drinking and jollying along the investors I…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 44
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