Musing On The Word - 'Snatch'
farmerart
A local brew pub is running a commercial on sports talk radio featuring the word 'snatch' in the punch line of the spot; all juvenile double entendres intended. The expected effect has been achieved; a local holy roller is blustering about this 'inappropriate language' that 'our innocent children' might hear. The commercial is really quite witty.
This got me thinking about that word. Its usage describing the delightful lady parts was very common 45-50 years ago when I was a kid but I rarely hear it used that way these days. Even the rough-around-the-edges guys in the oil patch do not use the word. I have never heard it in a SC or massage parlour. Do you other guys ever hear the word 'snatch' in your parts of the world?
This got me thinking about that word. Its usage describing the delightful lady parts was very common 45-50 years ago when I was a kid but I rarely hear it used that way these days. Even the rough-around-the-edges guys in the oil patch do not use the word. I have never heard it in a SC or massage parlour. Do you other guys ever hear the word 'snatch' in your parts of the world?
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"Fuck" is so commonplace anymore, I think it has lost it's title of #1
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In my circle (outside of strip clubs) its used, but we tend to make a lot of comments regarding that particular object and have to use different terms to keep it interesting. With infrequent visitors it's often seen as one of the more offensive terms for it, up there with cunt.
The MOST common word used in my experience is Feline in origin. [Pussy]
The older word "cunt" was not considered offensive until the 15th century.
I read this on the Internet so it must be true. Etymology Online says:
"Snatch: Vulgar slang sense of "vulva" is recorded from 1903; from a much older sense of "sexual intercourse quickly performed" (1580s)."
Perhaps as in Snatching the Cum Quickly! LOL
What other 'old farts' words for lady parts can you dredge out of your memory? I have been thinking about this for all of the the last 5 minutes and quickly came up with these words that I never or hardly ever hear anymore:
quiff, trim, snapper, quim, slit, smooth, and my all time favourite from the old English porno novel, Fanny Hill - grummet.
A: The pickpocket snatches watches, and the Peeping Tom watches...
I also like taco, cooter, 'nocha, and theoh so lovely axe wound.
On the other hand, I can not stand twat or cooze. I mean come on! Cooze?! (D8)
I also only use cunt to express my displeasure at unwanted company.
Now if we move on to breasts, the list can get VERY long!
airbags, babaloos, baby feeders, balloons, bazookas, bazoomas, bee-stings, Berthas, bijongas, boobs, boobies, boobsters, bosoms, boulders, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, cha-chas, chestal appendages, chesticles, coconuts, cupcakes, dairy pillows, dumplings, funbags, gazongas, Goodyears, goombas, headlamps,
headlights, high beams, honkers, hooters, hammers, jugs, kawangas, knockers, mammaries, melons, milk bombs, milk jugs, milk wagons, mounds,
pair, pillows, puppies, rack, speed bumps, tatas, teetees,tits, titties,
torpedoes, Winnebagos, yahoos, yazoos, ying-yangs, and I'm sure many others. These were culled from a list of slang names, but I edited out those that I do not recall hearing.
The holy roller who is objecting to this word is only calling attention to its sexual meaning. I recall a woman some years ago campaigning against a restaurant called "The Pink Taco." I had never heard of "pink taco" being used to mean snatch or cunt, and so I was innocent until this lady taught me the dirty meaning.
Ain't That A Shame
one of my favorite local roller derby girls, recently retired, was Pink Taco
Second only to Fight Club in which Brad Pitt also had many a bare hands figher scenes.
sorry don't mean to move the topice away for pussy to anti-pussy.
Some of my favorite phrases for the "plunge hole" include: squish mitten, oyster ditch, bitch wrinkle, fiddle cove, pudding hatch, gut locker, ham wallet, queef hole, and bush cave. Oh, and cunt!