Disastrous Canada Day For farmerart

Last year I had a terrific Canada Day party at my farm with an OTC sweetie as hostess. This year is a pure nightmare. No party. Lousy evening at the Rig Pig last night. Oil and nat gas prices are in the toilet. Stopped drilling oil wells until price perks up. Can't find a trucker this long weekend so I have to haul a BOP up to the exploration camp - 18 hours driving a semi with 3 of those hours on a bone-rattling bush trail. Cry for me, fellow tusclers as you celebrate your Fourth in a few days cavorting with hot strippers in Detroit, Atlanta, Dallas, Houston, Los Angeles, Phoenix, Seattle, Louisville, Miami, and even you, steve, in DC.