Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of animal penises on display: sizes ranging from a shrew's member to that of a whale. A glaring deficiency in the museum's collection is the human penis - not a single example is to be seen and the curator is actively seeking donations. One of Iceland's generously spirited citizens, a 90 year old lothario, has promised to donate his chopper to the museum but not for many years yet since the promised schwanz is still in active use.
I would be delighted to have Mr. Wood on exhibit after I die. How about you other guys?
I think I want mine with me. The afterlife is suppose to be grand, and I sure wouldn't want to go (if allowed) without Mr. Happy! Might be 72 virgins waiting for me as well. :)
@motorhead - It's true, genus Homo are the best hung of the apes. The chimps/bonobos are closest in terms of proportion to body size but they seem to mostly invest it in bigger testes. Oh, sure, some piddly little monkey probably has a bigger *relative* size to total body mass, but up here in the Great Ape evolutionary department we really made out like the bandits we are.
But really, I would have imagined that the people who did the "Bodies" exhibits could have a spare or two to sell to the museum...
I don't want any part of me on exhibit after I die.
There have been several times where I would like to be less visible or getting less attention. That can be fun if you haven't visited a club for a while but after a while, it can get bad.
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The average erect gorilla penis is 3 cm, a chimp 8 cm, while a human is 13 cm.
Maybe I need to start looking for my next girlfriend in a zoo.
But really, I would have imagined that the people who did the "Bodies" exhibits could have a spare or two to sell to the museum...
Maybe in yours, but not in MY afterlife!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/12…
There have been several times where I would like to be less visible or getting less attention. That can be fun if you haven't visited a club for a while but after a while, it can get bad.