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Penis Museum

Apr 12, 2012, 1:40 AM

Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of animal penises on display: sizes ranging from a shrew's member to that of a whale. A glaring deficiency in the museum's collection is the human penis - not a single example is to be seen and the curator is actively seeking donations. One of Iceland's generously spirited citizens, a 90 year old lothario, has promised to donate his chopper to the museum but not for many years yet since the promised schwanz is still in active use.

I would be delighted to have Mr. Wood on exhibit after I die. How about you other guys?

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vincemichaels13 years ago

Sure, why not, Art. LOL What a way to live forever, as thousands of humans view our penises. LMAO

motorhead13 years ago

I have read that the human penis is longer and thicker than any other primate.

The average erect gorilla penis is 3 cm, a chimp 8 cm, while a human is 13 cm.

Maybe I need to start looking for my next girlfriend in a zoo.

Alucard13 years ago

I think they ought to get Peter North's cock for the museum. LMAO

Clubber13 years ago

I think I want mine with me. The afterlife is suppose to be grand, and I sure wouldn't want to go (if allowed) without Mr. Happy! Might be 72 virgins waiting for me as well. :)

Prim013 years ago

Yeah...they say "you can't take it with you". But when have you ever known "they" to be right?

txtittyfan13 years ago

I think it is discriminatory that they do not have a vagina museum adjacent to it.

Cheo_D13 years ago

@motorhead - It's true, genus Homo are the best hung of the apes. The chimps/bonobos are closest in terms of proportion to body size but they seem to mostly invest it in bigger testes. Oh, sure, some piddly little monkey probably has a bigger relative size to total body mass, but up here in the Great Ape evolutionary department we really made out like the bandits we are.

But really, I would have imagined that the people who did the "Bodies" exhibits could have a spare or two to sell to the museum...

Tiredtraveler13 years ago

What they don't tell them is that those 72 virgins are 72 fat hairy men and dykes.

Clubber13 years ago

Tired,

Maybe in yours, but not in MY afterlife!

shadowcat13 years ago

Oh great. Now I have to convert to Islam!

Ermita_Nights13 years ago

You're five years behind, the museum got their penis last year. huffingtonpost.com

sharkhunter13 years ago

I don't want any part of me on exhibit after I die.

There have been several times where I would like to be less visible or getting less attention. That can be fun if you haven't visited a club for a while but after a while, it can get bad.

jackslash13 years ago

I don't know if my penis belongs in a museum, but it is a priceless antique.

mmdv2613 years ago

I assume that such members are "stuffed" before they are put on display.