Penis Museum

Sure, why not, Art. LOL What a way to live forever, as thousands of humans view our penises. LMAO

I have read that the human penis is longer and thicker than any other primate.

The average erect gorilla penis is 3 cm, a chimp 8 cm, while a human is 13 cm.

Maybe I need to start looking for my next girlfriend in a zoo.

I think they ought to get Peter North's cock for the museum. LMAO

I think I want mine with me. The afterlife is suppose to be grand, and I sure wouldn't want to go (if allowed) without Mr. Happy! Might be 72 virgins waiting for me as well. :)

Yeah...they say "you can't take it with you". But when have you ever known "they" to be right?

I think it is discriminatory that they do not have a vagina museum adjacent to it.

@motorhead - It's true, genus Homo are the best hung of the apes. The chimps/bonobos are closest in terms of proportion to body size but they seem to mostly invest it in bigger testes. Oh, sure, some piddly little monkey probably has a bigger relative size to total body mass, but up here in the Great Ape evolutionary department we really made out like the bandits we are.

But really, I would have imagined that the people who did the "Bodies" exhibits could have a spare or two to sell to the museum...

What they don't tell them is that those 72 virgins are 72 fat hairy men and dykes.

Tired,

Maybe in yours, but not in MY afterlife!

Oh great. Now I have to convert to Islam!

You're five years behind, the museum got their penis last year. huffingtonpost.com

I don't want any part of me on exhibit after I die.

There have been several times where I would like to be less visible or getting less attention. That can be fun if you haven't visited a club for a while but after a while, it can get bad.

I don't know if my penis belongs in a museum, but it is a priceless antique.

I assume that such members are "stuffed" before they are put on display.