Comparing women of different ages to countries:
18-20 - like Africa: half discovered, half wild
20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect
30-35 - like India & Japan: very hot, wise, & beautiful
35-40 - like France: half destroyed by the war but still desirable
40-50 - like Germany: lost the war but not the hope
50-60 - like Russia: very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there
60-70 - like Italy: glorious past but no future
Over 70 - like Siberia: everyone knows where it is but nobody wants to go there
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last commentVery true, ma friend.
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"35-40 - like France: half destroyed by the war but still desirable
40-50 - like Germany: lost the war but not the hope"
I disagree a bit.
Vince & I both know a Lady who is still very hot, wise, & beautiful at 39 y/o, don't we Vince. ;) :)
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Vey good. But you need to sub-divide the 20s.
A 28 year old is world apart from a 21 year old. Just as Montreal is a world apart from the Northwest Territories.
Both are beutiful but in different ways. One is wild and adventurous but can be dangerous if not careful. The other is older, mature but can be just as exciting.
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Under 18 is like North Korea. Could be great once they grow up but right now you can't go there.
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I got love,money and cock 4 all of them !
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Art, Any coincidence that you listed the best age group as analogous to Canada?
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"20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect"
Oh, brother!
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....and all strip club customers are like Cuba
Once the crown jewel, fell in love with someone who turned out not to be what was expected with powerful inlaws. Now living in the past, broke, and wanting to escape
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Good one mo head !
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And you can find all of them in the USA.
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sc,
"60-70 - like Italy: glorious past but no future"
Seeing as my SO is in that age group AND Italian, I can unequivocally state that isn't completely true. :)
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Italy has a glorious past?
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"Italy has a glorious past?"
Antonio Stradivari, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Machiavelli...
Shall I continue?
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Mohead: Italy didn't exist as a country when those men were alive.
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You're right. Me bad. Duh what was I thinking!
Those guys were all Germans
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motor/Ermita,
Two words...
Sophia Loren!
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...and don't forget. She just wasn't another pretty face. She won a best actress Oscar in 1961 beating Audrey Hepburn/Breakfast at Tiffany's
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motor,
At 77, she still looks damn good!
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A lot of gals by the time they are 43 its pretty much over with for them and they know it. Thats why the 35 year olds want all the dick they can get.
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Well if we're talking about women from different countries rather than comparing them to countries, I'll take the Italian too. Sophia Loren from 1961 if she's available.
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I prefer the women who are like Australia, because they like to kiss me down under.
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"Antonio Stradivari, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Machiavelli...
Shall I continue?"
I was basically kidding around but since you went there...
Why not toss in Julius Caesar he was Italian right? You can toss out notables from almost any land area in history. Machiavelli would have said he was Florentine not Italian, Stradivari was from Milan (I think). Until the late 1800's it was just a bunch of states getting fucked up by outsiders; French, Spanish, Germans (they weren't really Germans yet either). Even once they became the Italy we have today they really didn't do anything... Only European colonizers to get their ass kicked by Africans? Switched sides a couple of times in War?
Not what I call a glorious past.
History lesson over, back to strippers.
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How would lapdance categorize this topic? It runs from women's age, geography, to history!
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"Sophia Loren from 1961 if she's available"
I'll take a time machine back to 1952 (2 years prior to my birth) and get it on with the 20 y/o Elizabeth Taylor. Who IMHO was the MOST Beautiful woman in the world at that point in time!
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Alucard,
It would be cool if someone with Photoshop skills could take a picture of a 20 year old Taylor and "fix" it so it would be a current day photograph of a 20 year old Taylor. The styles of the 1950's vs. those of today make any old photograph look strange by today's standards. Just the hairstyle alone would make a tremendous difference, and then take into account makeup.
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