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Calgary Stampede Report

farmerart
Calgary Stampede is in full glory this week and I have been making the rounds of the corporate parties trying to raise money for my nat gas exploration play up north. A couple of hedge fund guys from Connecticut have responded to my bait and I am applying a full court press on them. The guys expressed interest in going to a Calgary SC. Ye gods! Calgary clubs are awful, a black mark on tuscl! No hardcore tuscl horndog would give these clubs a glowing review.

I took them to the biggest club in Calgary. The club is having one of those phony Miss Nude Canada 2012 competitions so I knew, at least, that there would be some hot girls on view for these two guys. The joint was packed with urban cowboys going crazy for the girls. That awful loonie/toonie toss that I hate sooooo much in Alberta clubs was generating huge piles of coins for each dancer. The two hedgies got down and dirty with all the phony cowboys tossing scores of coins at the girls' gaping vaginas.

At the end of the night the two hedgies told me that it was the best night they had ever spent in a SC. WTF! I was bored to the point of immobility. Go figure.

9 comments

  • Ermita_Nights
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    12 years ago
    Ah, the sacrifices one must make for the sake of one's career. I feel for you. Hope the accounting department doesn't flinch at the expense report. At least you know the boss will approve it.
  • canny
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    12 years ago
    Why didn't you take them to a good club???
  • sinclair
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    12 years ago
    Is the loonie/toonie toss just something that is done in Western Canada? I have never seen it back East.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    What!! No Stampede to get your $$$$$$$$$$$ Art? LOL
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    Loonies are a hazard of business in Canadian clubs, sinclair. I've seen the gals dodging them over in Windsor, Ontario. I remember the one club in Calgary, I went to, Art. I forget the name, but I agree.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    12 years ago
    If they have a loonie toss in Canadian clubs, U.S. clubs should pick up on that idea and have a paper airplane toss.
  • carl95
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    12 years ago
    I thought this was going to be about the CFL.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    12 years ago
    The Oasis in Philly the girls catch wadded up bills in the front of their pulled out/down G strings. I saw a feature dancer (out of Penthouse??) set a shot glass in front of her crotch and tell the crowd whoever landed the biggest bill in the glass got a lap dance at not extra charge. This was several years ago and she was charging $50 per dance. Regular dances were $20. Some drunken jocks were wadding up 5's and 10's LOL
  • Prim0
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    12 years ago
    Hey FarmerArt...how about a share or two each for your friends here on TUSCL? If things go well with your next project, we'd each be getting some $s towards our mutual hobby!
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