Comments by kingcripple

mailed to death. seems like it's a mailman issue not a dog issue to me

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i have never paid extra for kissing or anything else. i make sure to build a rapport with a stripper before doing anything so i get it for free

As someone who knows what you're talking about, no, it doesn't

Yeah, once. Kenny offered everyone a free shot. The only option was tuaca.

I don't know if I'd use the word "quit", but maybe take a break. I know this girl who i will see for about 3-4 months, then she'll disappear and come back after a while. One time she found another job that I thought would be part time and I'd still see her at the club, but she ended up working full time then quit after three months (which i predicted) and came back to dancing. I'd always imagined dancing was far more lucrative than regular jobs

It can go either way. I've had strippers give me their numbers and we had genuine conversations via text. Others it's just to see if they are going to be working.

My major was in music business and audio engineering. Texas expects you to take at least one math class for any degree program. It has to be a college level math course, of course. I've never understood why I'd need to factor a 25th degree polynomial to be in the music business.

My job has me running around all day with a mask. I've been done for ages

I guess I'm pretty lucky. The one stripper I text will text me back. Just on her time

There was one named beautiful. I always thought that was silly. She was pretty but probably 25 pounds heavier than a stripper should be

No work done whatsoever

When would I ever be on a date with a stripper?

That's a terrible picture of Lauren Boebert. I'd fuck both tbh

What makes me odd? My disability. I have spina bifida

I initially had a date with a cute little Latina tonight, but that fell through a month ago. Don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing

My money back

Yes. Last June, I was talking to this girl I had known for less than a year at that point. She noticed I was really bummed. I mentioned I was having a hard time finding a new place to live. She texted her old boss who she introduced me to, asking him if he'd take me as a roommate. Initially he said yes but later in the week, I discovered his son was moving back in with him. I offered to pay her phone bill as a thank you for trying. She initially refused. Stuff like that will always stick with me

This happens to me from time to time. Most recently it's been the same bitch. I'd walk in and there'd be this waitress seemingly waiting just for me. Every dawn time. Someone I drink, sometimes I don't. On days I don't drink, I'll get a tea. It's like $4.50 and typically you pay for one and the others are on the house. Free refills. Well this waitress charged me each refill. A week before this happened, a dancer invited me to come hang out with her and her friend at the club. As luck would have it, that waitress came up to us. My friend and I ordered food, did one dance and and as we were starting, the food was ready. So at the insistence of my friend, we do the dance first then go eat. As we are eating, my friend gets called to the stage. When she gets done with her set, she tells me she's giving this couple two dances then we will continue eating. As I'm waiting, this terrible waitress comes and clears our table, saying my friend told her she was done. She hardly got a chance to touch her food. I got up to leave and as I did, my friend left her customers to ask me why I was leaving. I told her the situation with the waitress and she told me she never told the waitress she didn't want her food. Fast forward to a week ago. Who was waiting for me? You guessed it, ROB waitress. Things were going alright but this girl ended up withholding about $7 in change and when another friend and I were getting a cabana, she told me I was $20 short after walking off with the money and coming back. After I counted the money with this other friend. She preceded to count the money in front of me to sell her con. That bitch was to fat to be acting like that too.

I haven't had a dollar dance in close to ten years

I was recently told this by a dancer. Twice. I just ignored it. Not that I wouldn't mind if she loved me, but I'm smart. And I spent waaaaay less than $200

"I do not wish harm or illness to befall any candidate " you're a better person than I

@nicespice, how good were you in with the managers at yellow rose? I've had at least one girl say they enforced a $100 leave early fee.

I guess I'll tell my story, that I've told a few times I am not dating a stripper, nor have I ever. But I've wanted to since I was 19. I do like the idea of bragging about having a stripper girlfriend. There is one girl I've had my eye on for a bit. We met almost two years back while she was working at my home club. Another dancer that I was only into because my best friend was going to hook up with her, always pointed this girl out to me telling me she was the most beautiful girl in the club. And she was. So I start talking to this girl and tried offering to be her SD. I legit thought I had the money to do that lol. We played this game for about two months then I stopped going for a month. I decide to go back to the club on my birthday and she was there. She made the manager buy me three shots and got a otp hj during a dance in the front room. The next week, I go see her again and once again she asks the manager to buy me a shot. Strange. Then we're talking and randomly she tells me, "you're really cool. Originally I thought I had you locked in as a regular, but you're alot cooler than I thought you would be and I don't think of you as a customer anymore". Of course I thought that was a big steaming pile of bullshit. But then it got really weird. She tells me "before I met you, I was pretty depressed but after getting to know you I'm not as depressed anymore". I was totally confused and posted about it here. The general consensus was it was because of the money I spent on her. But really, I never spent that much. That was the last time I saw her for 3 and a half months. Then I randomly see her back at the club after she took a break. We sit and talk for a few hours, I told her I was having trouble finding a new place to live and she immediately texts someone and tries to get me lodged with them. That didn't work out, but she tried. Over the next couple months she expresses concern for me and when I offer to pay her phone bill as a thank you, she initially refuses. We made plans to go out twice and both times it fell through, which was sad. I always see dancers, this one included talking about how their boyfriends always try to get them to quit dancing, and I gotta say, I would not be jealous at all. This girl in particular is not an extras girl. The one thing that lingers in the back of my mind is if she met me at the club, who's to say she wouldn't meet some other bloke at the club as well and leave me for them?

^^so there's hope?