The federal government will permanently ban all forms of nude and semi-nude entertainment to combat the pandemic. The rest of the world will quickly follow and by Thanksgiving strip clubs, FKKs and brothels worldwide will be boarded up and closed for good. This will be followed by the highest levels of male suicides the world has ever seen which governments will have no way to explain so it will be attributed to Covid-19.
If you're a Democrat:
The Trump campaign provides irrefutable proof that the entire election was fixed. Hundreds of thousands of Biden ballots are invalidated. Trump gets another 4 years and Republicans not only hold the Senate, but flip the House by a comfortable margin.
UPSIDE: You still get to see that babe Kayleigh McEnany for a while.
If you're a Republican:
Joe Biden steps down, making Harris the President-Elect, who then selects Pelosi as her VP. Ilhan Omar is elected Speaker of the House to fill the vacancy. Georgia Senate race goes to the Democrats and Chuck Schumer becomes Majority Leader.
UPSIDE: AOC still isn't old enough to hold a position in the line of succession.
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The Trump campaign provides irrefutable proof that the entire election was fixed. Hundreds of thousands of Biden ballots are invalidated. Trump gets another 4 years and Republicans not only hold the Senate, but flip the House by a comfortable margin.
UPSIDE: You still get to see that babe Kayleigh McEnany for a while.
If you're a Republican:
Joe Biden steps down, making Harris the President-Elect, who then selects Pelosi as her VP. Ilhan Omar is elected Speaker of the House to fill the vacancy. Georgia Senate race goes to the Democrats and Chuck Schumer becomes Majority Leader.
UPSIDE: AOC still isn't old enough to hold a position in the line of succession.
2020... Nothing would surprise me at this point.
Your second paragraph is the most horrendous nightmare I can ever imagine!
Wait!?!?!? What!?!?!?
Bonus points for knowing the year if the inception!
A guy running around a camp, in a goalie mask, killing people isn’t that frightening at this point.
As long as his goalie mask has a N95 covering - I’m not concerned.
Oops. Excuse me while I avoid this black cat trying to drive me under that ladder....