What makes you unique?
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
Vs just odd or special.
Every person* on this board is a bit odd - compared to society in general – in that we’ve decided it’s acceptable to fondle boobs of someone we just met (assuming certain basic conditions have been met), in exchange for a dime a second or so (or whatever the default rate is in your market). (*Ladies here need but change of few words above, for it apply to them).
But what makes you unique? Can you list 5 characteristics, facts, or attributes about yourself that (you think) no one else on this list can match? I suspect so, everyone is special some way.
Here’s what I got:
1. Married a long time (in my case, 40 years).
2. My wife is ok with me strip clubbing (with limits).
3. 38 ½ years passed between 1st tip in a g-string, and getting a lap dance. (I’m trying to write an article to explain how the hell that happened.)
4. Have successfully navigated class 5 whitewater.
5. I have 2 dads (this one needs explanation – though I learned of a biological dad when I was 17, it was about 40 years later that I found and met him, to much delight.)
Every person* on this board is a bit odd - compared to society in general – in that we’ve decided it’s acceptable to fondle boobs of someone we just met (assuming certain basic conditions have been met), in exchange for a dime a second or so (or whatever the default rate is in your market). (*Ladies here need but change of few words above, for it apply to them).
But what makes you unique? Can you list 5 characteristics, facts, or attributes about yourself that (you think) no one else on this list can match? I suspect so, everyone is special some way.
Here’s what I got:
1. Married a long time (in my case, 40 years).
2. My wife is ok with me strip clubbing (with limits).
3. 38 ½ years passed between 1st tip in a g-string, and getting a lap dance. (I’m trying to write an article to explain how the hell that happened.)
4. Have successfully navigated class 5 whitewater.
5. I have 2 dads (this one needs explanation – though I learned of a biological dad when I was 17, it was about 40 years later that I found and met him, to much delight.)
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1. I have met a sitting US President (Bill Clinton), then 6 years after he left office. He aged 20 years in that time.
2. I have taken ayahuasca in the Peruvian amazon (regret it, but that's a different story).
3. I voted for my cat in the 2020 presidential election.
4. I am writing two books, one fiction and one non-fiction.
5. I worked for a boss at a Fortune 500 company who told near-strangers (and me) about his preference for anal sex.
6. I convinced my 6th-grade teacher to let me help her grade tests. I corrected my answers and my friends' off the answer key, and changed the class bully's from right to wrong. The teacher suspected this, but I played it cool and got off scot-free.
I get the impression that I’m an oddball of a person. If I knew what exactly “unique” was—I could be more specific.
We are all odd and unique in some way/combination. And special.
1. I used to run 10K road races barefoot.
2. I have played softball on the same team with football great Jim Brown and actor James Caan, as well as another team with Peter Frampton.
3. Even though I worked for a Republican congressman years ago, I convonced the staff (and eventually him) to vote for the MLK holiday.
4. Jackson Browne once wanted to pick a fight with me.
5. The only joint I ever smoked was with father, in Big Sur, when I was 18. After that, we both nailed two sisters who were camping near us.
I could do this all day.
CP
1. My sense of humor. Developed through many years of getting my ass beaten as a kid - and learning to have decent street smarts.
2. My search and enjoyment of the filthiest of whores. It seems rare - as most guys are looking for the clean ones.
3. I was able to graduate college in 3 years - while working full time - and playing a varsity sport - with no debt.
4. I still run distance - as a 56 year old. I’ve run many 5 & 10k races - and 1 marathon.
5. Because my mom told me I was unique!!!
1. I use to plant people
2. I am a astute at prestidigitation
3. I have studied and competed in martial arts for 40 years. I quit after I secured my last state championship
4. I was an avid medical writer and have one of my textbooks being used as the main textbook in 5 countries for the last 23 years.
5. I have been hit by one car while walking across the street and I have been physically run over by a hay truck/wagon, only to break one bone [thank goodness it wasn’t my major bone(r) ]
2. Ive had people assume im an NFL player.
3. Strippers like feeling me up. Kissing my stomach and chest. At one club a bouncer has to remind them they can't.
4. Im addicted to space documentaries.
5. I love working on old cars.
1. Back in 2006, I engaged in trolling when I was seeing if I could lucky guess the password to another individual’s account, and I succeeded. Did a little bit of posting on that account and had fun. That very niche corner of the internet made a big deal of it and somebody actually not-too-long ago followed my activity from that site and found my handle on another website and a month ago somebody messaged me there about it wanting to ask me questions. I hadn’t been on that site in YEARS.
2. There was a book series I enjoyed at a child/young teenager. Even though the author is from the UK, I’ve managed to meet him twice. Once at a bookstore in Austin when I was 17 and another time at a library conference (non-librarians were allowed to attend as well). He actually remembered me the second time I saw him and asked small questions. It was awesome.
3. I suspect that as a dancer, I’ve met more individuals from this site than anybody else.
4. (So I’ve been told by others) I have a super laid-back personality and don’t get riled up very easily. My posting history on this site probably isn’t the best indication though. But hey, want to throw a tampon at me and do a back-and-fourth thing of just tossing it? Sure. Want to discuss the possibility of the octopi eventually evolving and overtaking humans as the dominant intelligent species? Yes I’ll go along with whatever wackiness somebody has.
5. I prefer a nomadic lifestyle over a stationary one and looking forward to getting back to that again.
2 I love mt job
3 I love dumping loads in basements of dipshits so dey got a swimming pool to take a dip in
4. I am da kang of da trolls
5 I da best shit truck driver ever
1. I used to own a casino.
2. On occasion, I take too much beta carotene which can effect my skin color.
3. My hair style is an architectural wonder. The flying buttress of come overs.
4. I have slept with Stormy Daniels.
5. I am a stable genius.
There is much much more because I live my life bigly, but again I don't want to give my identity away.
2. I have a business degree and I am a licensed hair stylist.
3. I grew up in Idaho and my town didn’t even have a stop light or a grocery store.
4. I did gymnastics for ten years and I was a D1 athlete in college but not in gymnastics.
5. I love to cook and I am awesome.
2. I have saved someone from drowning (am not a lifeguard).
3. My father, as enlisted Navy, was stationed in Pearl Harbor before the 12/7/1941 attack but was not present for it because his ship was at sea at the time.
4. Due to having spearfished up and down the coast of Baja, I know of a particular sea cave off a particular island off a particular fishing village on the Sea of Cortez side that is stuffed with huge huachinango and grouper and is a guaranteed score every time.
5. I was a passenger on the maiden flight of what was at the time the longest nonstop commercial passenger route on earth.
Bonus:
*6. I am a Pathetic Loser.
2. I've touched almost every possible job in adult entertainment.(Not counting support/tech)
3. I've never been an employee.
4. Currently working on 2 novels/series. One Fantasy, one Crime/Drama.
5. I have sex for fun sometimes (which, as a dancer, is perceived as impossible and on the rare occasion insulting to the questioning custy.).
2. I enjoy fly fishing.
3. I am a former Naval Officer
4. I am an old white guy
5. I am a Democrat
As a consequence, my sensibilities are closer to those of the generation before mine.
I have gotten more liberal with age.
I'm kind of a renaissance man.
I've had some original ideas. By now I realize that this is extremely rare.
if if was after 1979 then you should have clocked him and made him see stars. it might have given given some sparks to write better songs because after 1979 all he's really been doing since is been running on empty.
NiceSpice is a girl.
We still don't have an edit button.
My post was a joke, not a political statement.
Covfefe and the horse you rode in on.
Do I really need 4 more unique qualifiers? ;P
1. Flew a hang glider once. Not too far, but OMG
2. Flew a bicycle once, Evil Knievel style, I was probably 13 or 14. Steep street, level side street, steep street again. I came flying down the hill, thru the intersection, and lifted off. Three thoughts occurred: ‘I fucked up’. ‘Three cars could fit driving up the hill under me.’ ‘I must stick the landing.’ Mostly did, 2 spokes broke, and I had 1 sore testicle and ankle.
3. Fell off a motorcycle at 60mph. Not recommended.
4. I grow most of the cannabis we consume.
5. Up until this pandemic break, have been Contra dancing over 20 years; many a woman has told me I’m smooth in the swing.
1) I met and talked to Evil Knievel in a OB area while we were both looking for our sliced drives while golfing a round in Largo, FL; he was in the group in front of me; nice guy.
2) Can routinely pop off a 300+ yard drive; hence my handle.
3) Landed dead center on the Island Green at TPC Sawgrass on my first try; two putt; par..... after getting an 11 on the previous hole.
4) Got hit square in the head once with a ball; took two Advil and kept playing; no ill effects; nurse later told me you have a 30% chance of dying when you get hit in the head; lucky.
5) No holes in one but, on a 451 yard Par 4 I holed out from 150 yds. with a nine iron; I consider this almost better than a hole in one since it took two good shots in a row.
Guess I spend too much time golfing....
I’ve eaten more sand than anyone on here.
I’ve probably seen more of other people’s blood than anyone on here. If muj count as people anyway. Maybe no.
2) I am a descendant of one of the settlers who arrived in North America aboard the Mayflower.
3) I banged a female MMA fighter last year.
4) I was an amateur competitive eater for a few years. I only won one competition during that time: fried fish.
5) I have never played golf or set foot on a golf course.
It's a long story.
1. I jumped over the Mississippi once, well almost. Where it comes out of Lake Itasca in northern Minnesota, it’s just a little creek.
2. I asked for, and got, my vasectomy at half price. Cause I had just one left by that time; ‘Lefty’ had to go away after I found a lump therein during some – ahem – alone time.
3. I’ve eaten something from my garden every month for 20 years.
4. I’ve had lots of outdoor pleasures. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7155…
5. I’ve seen 300 million year old light (distant galaxies) in my home made telescope (12.5” reflector.
2. Left handed
3. Mixed
4. Awful anxiety
5. Twin
1. Consistency is better than most anything else, that’s what I am.
2. Had a months long fling with a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, two years after she quit.
3. Used to get free airline tickets in exchange for dating stewardesses.
4. Still would smoke joints if someone would roll them up for me.
5. Worked blue collar most of my life, until I advanced myself through education to elevate my options and income, allows me to invest in several avenues.
6. Family man, which means cutting out the bullshit lies people try to sell you.
7. I robbed a home run from a Heisman Trophy winner, who also played professional baseball and football.
8. Strippers have fallen in love with me, and I’ve reciprocated except that we never have reciprocated at the same time. I’ve experienced the fear factor.
^^^ ooooh, now I get what you were asking me 😉, you were asking if you could CUM OVER that one day... I thought you were insinuating something about my hair. Got you bro...😉🍆🍒