Comments by HonestT (page 7)

I swear strippers are the most fertile group of women on the planet. It seems like there is at least one preggo everytime I go clubbing. Maybe there is something true about the pin hole rumors. Disclaimer: I completely against the "Pin Hole Deception". Quite sick indeed.

Never leave DNA if you can help it! You've got pockets, tie it off and dispose of it yourself. I have heard of similar stories to that link. I doubt the stripper is going to use your baby batter in that way. However there is US court precedent that any woman that becomes pregnant by your DNA, has a right to paternal support from you. No matter how she got pregnant.

Other? Having been dissappointed like you several times, I have resorted to always taking dancer B while waiting for dancer A to show. Dancers are notorious for not respecting appointments. You don't think she would wait exclusively for you? Slightly OT: On the first day of the month I got VIP with dancer (ATF candidate, has my #). Told her I could come back in on the 15th. She texted me every day she was working (10 times) before the 15th. Repeatly text her I would only come out that day. On the 14th I text to say ill be in the next day. She texts back that we is not working the 15th. What is unclear about my availability? I would have been sitting there all night waiting for her, if I did what you did. Maybe she got a better offer for a private show? But respect my timetable or I'll spend my money on someone else.

$1 per drink unless she is really hot/nice, then $2. If I can cop a feel or I get multiple drinks (3-4) for the table, I'll tip $5.

Depends on the dancer, on certain days, and the time of the month. For instance on a Friday or Saturday and in th holiday season, most dancers are only interested in customer volume, which promotes "straight to the back" as quickly as possible, as many times as possible. However during the summer months, when traffic is slow, you'll get way more conversation and hanging out. Especially during the weeknights or day shifts. My party time is often short (1-4 hours), so I usually scope out the talent for 4-5 songs of tipping, and then start getting down to business. Just my observations.

I was also surprised samsung1 did not post this first! That place is a few inches shallow of being a hole. Not that the area is really bad, but I wouldn't even drive down that street at 2am, let alone pay their cows for grind time.

Depends on the location. In Ohio my expectations are for the dancer to give me an erection (touching, grinding, air BJ, hum job) and to be more specific each song as she gets more comfortable. If I don't get wood by the start of the second song (all songs are 2.5-3 minutes in Ohio), we're done in VIP. I'm not going to touch anything more than her waist or hips. I would consider her showing me her kitty or putting my hands on her breasts to be extras. I would not expect anything more, although I actively try to keep nipples out of my mouth. In Michigan/Detroit I'm going to spell out the script I'm requesting before we go back. I'm expecting for her to agree to HJ, cBJ, cFS. I would consider BBBJ, BBBJWCIM, and covered Greek to be extras that 50% or less would agree to.

Do you guys feel that Viagara outperforms Cialis or Levitra in terms of quality of erection, duration of, and rebound time? Reading the pill forums, it appears that the ranking is Cialis is tops, then Viagara then Levitra. With many complaints of headaches and stuffiness for Viagara, and complaints of Levitra not working at all.

75% of the time buzzed/tipsy. 24% of the time sober. 1% of the time drunk. - Had a limo a couple of times. But drunk mongering is not nearly as fun or memorable.

Two ways, both require lots of time: 1) As mentioned, work at the strip club. 2) Go to the strip club, but don't be a dance customer. Sit at the bar and buy drinks, and chat up the girl that approaches you. This separates you from the ATMs (regular customers like me). You gotta have some looks, patience, and a swagger. Imagine you are trying to date or fuck a waitress in a restaurant. You're going to have to put in some time.

Once was asked: "Can you come to my family Thanksgiving Dinner, as my date?" Um, sorry but I'm not comfortable getting trapped in a big web of lies. Even with her promise of "the benefits a date would get".

Love the humjob/air blowjob at low mileage clubs. Maybe your dancer just watched this video "Let me smell yo dick" - Riskay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w

That's a new one!

Never happened, never wonder. To quote Ice Cube: "She can get some D, but she can't get no DNA!" Sadly, that's not the first time I have quoted Ice Cube. lol

Stay away from her until at least 2012!

Nice link, and nice moves. I don't think the move requires much strength. Some, but not much. Most pole tricks are about leverage, grip and balance. Check out "human flag parkour" on YouTube. That takes a ton of strength. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66ZlZ44s944&feature=related

Funny thread topic, but has not happened to me. Slightly OT: I never understand when they allow DATY, but no FIV. Don't the two go hand in hand? lol

I think clubs with pool tables should offer specialty shows/dances that take place on and around the tables. I'm picturing the need to clean the cues, balls and racks! lol

Only slightly OT: Http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=15040553 Women Aggressive Toward 'Sexy' Peers

Sexy eyes peeking out from under a Burqa. Or a really naughty flash of ankle.

I have never busted a condom, but had them slip off on occasion during extended sessions. Only use a drop or two of lube inside the condom! Especially if you are using magnums. Never put one on in the bathroom, though. Usually during the lap dance. You can bust a condom through rubbing and thrusting air into them. While he noticed the busted condom after ejaculating (or rather he didn't notice and she pointed it out), it could have been tearing or getting bunched up the whole time. Heck, his zipper could have torn it, since he had an up zip and a down zip after putting it on.

Ran into half a dozen dancers in public. I always keep my distance when they are with someone, and I usually approach if they are alone. Whenever they spot me first, but don't follow the rules in front of the wife, I just say they were a bartender or waitress somewhere. In every case except one, the dancer was not looking like she was ready to go onstage, so it was an easily sell. Last ear around this time I witnessed a smoking hot dancer (multiracial Asian, with bolt-ons, easily a 9+) at Best Buy with a date. I saw the date trying to buy her an iPhone, and 2-3 different customers (guys) went up to her. Each had some different uncouth way of "recognizing" her. I had. Ever been able to score a dance with her, so I just observed from afar. Most of the Best Buy staff was on to her secret immediately. This hot mama was dressed way too sexy. 6 inch platfform heels, skin tight jeans with the whale tail, low cut tight sweater with pink lace bra poppin out. I guess discretion is the key!

So, was there any intervention by the authorities, or did the couple just walk away?

It was interesting. Thanks for the link.